Current Events > Kylos light saber is still stupid.

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Lairen
08/27/20 7:30:10 PM
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Looks and practicality: stupid.

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Notti
08/27/20 7:31:22 PM
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BipBapBam
08/27/20 7:33:03 PM
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He actually uses it to burn Finn tho

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g0ldie
08/27/20 7:33:08 PM
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Irony
08/27/20 7:33:33 PM
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Everything in the new trilogy is stupid

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Wii_Shaker
08/27/20 7:33:38 PM
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Why does he hold it like it's so heavy?

How much does light weigh?

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Lairen
08/27/20 7:34:10 PM
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The sides really dont do anything but completely fail on a light saber.

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Nacen
08/27/20 7:34:58 PM
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Never had an issue with it tbh. I always liked how the blade looked jagged and unstable.
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St0rmFury
08/27/20 7:35:01 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Why does he hold it like it's so heavy?

How much does light weigh?

It's weighed down by his sins.
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Blue_Inigo
08/27/20 7:35:48 PM
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Shut the fuck up it's the coolest one

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Lairen
08/27/20 7:36:01 PM
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Nacen posted...
Never had an issue with it tbh. I always liked how the blade looked jagged and unstable.

Whoa! Thats so deep!!!

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R1masher
08/27/20 7:37:28 PM
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Give me a snap of it so I can pass nerd judgement

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Nacen
08/27/20 7:37:31 PM
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?

Never claimed it was deep. I just think it looks cool.
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BipBapBam
08/27/20 7:38:19 PM
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Obi-Wan actually makes fun of him in Battlefront 2 because of it lol

"That lightsaber looks like a child made it!"

And Anakin joins in the roasting with

"You're no Sith. You barely know how to hold a lightsaber."

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SolidShadow3
08/27/20 7:38:23 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Why does he hold it like it's so heavy?

How much does light weigh?
The handle it'self resonates while they hold it so it doesn't hold still well. he has 3 parts shooting out probably making it harder to hold still.

Imagine holding a bike wheel on a stick and the wheel is spinning; it's going to want to move on it's own and you have to hold it stable.

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Nacen
08/27/20 7:39:16 PM
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Are we gonna pretend that lightsabers have ever been realistic or practical

Cus they haven't
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CelestialVoices
08/27/20 7:42:02 PM
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lol yeah

I always liked how the blade looked jagged and unstable.

i am fine iwth this though
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Middle hope
08/27/20 7:42:48 PM
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Why do people hate on the crossguard?

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Lairen
08/27/20 7:45:36 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Why do people hate on the crossguard?

Another lightsaber would slice it off as it starts after the base, if not it could easily slice your own fingers off but also it more than likely will hurt you and virtually never help.

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MorganTJ
08/27/20 7:47:29 PM
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But he does use the crossguard to his benefit.
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UnholyMudcrab
08/27/20 7:47:45 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Why do people hate on the crossguard?
Lightsabers should really all have crossguards. When the blades lock, all it takes is a slide downward and that person has lost all their fingers.

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Middle hope
08/27/20 7:47:58 PM
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Lairen posted...
Another lightsaber would slice it off as it starts after the base, if not it could easily slice your own fingers off but also it more than likely will hurt you and virtually never help.
Did they say the metal that makes up that part isn't saber resistant? It would make sense if it was.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/27/20 7:48:37 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Did they say the metal that makes up that part isn't saber resistant? It would make sense if it was.
I'm pretty sure the blade is still going through beneath the metal. It might cut through the metal shell, but the blade underneath would still stop it.

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CyricZ
08/27/20 7:48:55 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Why does he hold it like it's so heavy?

How much does light weigh?
Lightsabers are not weightless light. They're energy currents that are actually difficult to control.

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Lairen
08/27/20 7:50:00 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Did they say the metal that makes up that part isn't saber resistant? It would make sense if it was.

Never once in the trilogy has a blade hit it, adding to how useless it is but well never know if its resistant.

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Garioshi
08/27/20 7:50:17 PM
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Lightsabers are pretty fucking stupid for not having crossguards to begin with, considering actual sabers have them.

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Nacen
08/27/20 7:51:07 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Lightsabers are not weightless light. They're energy currents that are actually difficult to control.
Then explain the prequel duels, lol
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Lairen
08/27/20 7:51:30 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Lightsabers are pretty fucking stupid for not having crossguards to begin with

Why? Theyve never just slid down the saber to slice anyones fingers off so theyre pointless...

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UnholyMudcrab
08/27/20 7:51:58 PM
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Lairen posted...
Garioshi posted...
Lightsabers are pretty fucking stupid for not having crossguards to begin with

Why? Theyve never just slid down the saber to slice anyones fingers off so theyre pointless...

Precisely what is stopping them from doing so, though?
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Lairen
08/27/20 7:52:21 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Precisely what is stopping them from doing so, though?

Script...

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BipBapBam
08/27/20 7:52:31 PM
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Nacen posted...
Then explain the prequel duels, lol
Even in A New Hope Luke with no knowledge of the force and no training holds his saber like it weighs nothing

They were never heavy or difficult to wield lol

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Middle hope
08/27/20 7:52:35 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I'm pretty sure the blade is still going through beneath the metal. It might cut through the metal shell, but the blade underneath would still stop it.
Good point. That would add to its effectiveness. The metal is more to protect your hand from sliding up into it and direct the energy than anything.

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SevenTenths
08/27/20 7:56:25 PM
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Nah, looks cool. Stop being an insufferable, nothing in star wars makes sense when you start trying to apply real world physics. It's a fake fucking universe that is made for visual media. Looking cool is more important than logic.

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CyricZ
08/27/20 7:58:00 PM
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Nacen posted...
Then explain the prequel duels, lol
Professionals?

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Lairen
08/27/20 7:58:02 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
Nah, looks cool. Stop being an insufferable, nothing in star wars makes sense when you start trying to apply real world physics. It's a fake fucking universe that is made for visual media. Looking cool is more important than logic.

This only adds to how stupid his saber is.

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MorganTJ
08/27/20 7:58:32 PM
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Can we at least just admit that lightsabers are a stupid weapon in general? They only work because force users have an inherent sixth sense that excuses every complaint against them.

Dual-blade lightsabers would immediately maim themselves? Nah, Force.
Choreography where they're both aiming at the other lightsaber rather than other person's body? Force.
Why strong force users even both with duels when they can go for force chokes? Force, I dunno.
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Middle hope
08/27/20 7:59:21 PM
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I really like his saber. A lot of the other ones look refined and elegant with a nice hum when you fire it up. His is crude and violent, and the beam is loud and looks janky like its about to start dripping molten metal.
I've always liked it

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Crazyman93
08/27/20 7:59:54 PM
#38:


Middle hope posted...
Why do people hate on the crossguard?
Because a guard that's a danger to you isn't a guard at all.

I like that they took the time to explain why Ren's saber is the way it is in supplements, but I still think it's stupid.

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Lairen
08/27/20 8:01:04 PM
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It would be like a crossguard made of blades, which would defeat the purpose which is why kylos saber is so dumb.

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SevenTenths
08/27/20 8:01:45 PM
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Lairen posted...
This only adds to how stupid his saber is.
Nope

Crazyman93 posted...
Because a guard that's a danger to you isn't a guard at all
Except it's not a danger to him because
MorganTJ posted...
Nah, Force


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Lairen
08/27/20 8:03:45 PM
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The guard is pointless and stupid because the force already protects their hands without a guard that could hurt them.

You said it, the force already makes his crossguard stupid.

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Middle hope
08/27/20 8:07:55 PM
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Lairen posted...
The guard is pointless and stupid because the force already protects their hands without a guard that could hurt them.

You said it, the force already makes his crossguard stupid.
Losing hands in saber duels is a very common thing

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/27/20 8:09:01 PM
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I'm a huge fan of the Dooku style sabre.

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Lairen
08/27/20 8:09:05 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Losing hands in saber duels is a very common thing

If only Anakin was using kylos saber against dooku.....oh wait...

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Nacen
08/27/20 8:11:42 PM
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I'd argue it's more "practical" than Maul's double bladed saber tbh, with its ridiculously long hilt that an opponent could easily chop in half during a fight... which is exactly what happened lul.
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Middle hope
08/27/20 8:12:08 PM
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Lairen posted...
If only Anakin was using kylos saber against dooku.....oh wait...
Imagine if he had the crossguards installed. How many hands has anakin lost? 3? How many has kylo lost?

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Lairen
08/27/20 8:13:18 PM
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Nacen posted...
I'd argue it's more "practical" than Maul's double bladed saber tbh, with its ridiculously long hilt that an opponent could easily chop in half during a fight... which is exactly what happened lul.

Which would happen to the crossguard....

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GameGodOfAll
08/27/20 8:16:48 PM
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It's great because it's something Kylo's character would have came up with and thought it was epic.

Kylo's seriously one of the best characters in any of the Star Wars movies (not that that's a very high bar). Great idea behind him and had so much potential. Fucking tragic how it all panned out.

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Darmik
08/27/20 8:25:21 PM
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I think it looks cool but I was never one to care about how practical things are in Star Wars.

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I4NRulez
08/27/20 8:28:44 PM
#50:


Sometimes you gotta shut up and go with it.

Like mini nukes in fallout

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