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Unloved_Virgin 08/22/20 9:53:34 AM #1: |
I think my loneliness and desire for a girlfriend is really starting to take a disturbing turn. Last night I had a "dream" about my female cousin! Even though I haven't hung out with her or even seen her in over 3 years. The dream was pretty much what you would expect.
She was in my house with me. She kept holding onto my arm, smiling at me, kissing my cheek and neck. I was enjoying it. At one point we started taking our clothes off, about to have sex. But the dream ended before we did. This is really getting ridiculous. Anytime I'm having a dream like this about my cousin, you know it's bad. Not having a special girl in my life or someone to love is starting to wear on me psychologically. Sigh --- Life sucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 9:54:27 AM #2: |
name checks out
--- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 08/22/20 9:55:09 AM #3: |
Username... goddamn it
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TheVipaGTS 08/22/20 9:55:37 AM #4: |
You sound desperate for it and getting into a relationship with that mentality is never a good idea. Stop stressing on it, focus on yourself and let it grow organically.
edit: dammit. I should read usernames. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Keith_Valentine 08/22/20 9:57:04 AM #5: |
Same, except my cousin is male. Total chad...
Said his name other night when i was having sex with my female fwb (yuk) and had to think of his face to stay concrete during snu snu. How do i breakup his marriage and tell him that were gay? He doesnt know yet. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 9:57:08 AM #6: |
then take care of yourself, go outside, be kind but not a nice guy and youll find someone.
--- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Keith_Valentine 08/22/20 9:57:58 AM #7: |
TheVipaGTS posted...
You sound desperate for it and getting into a relationship with that mentality is never a good idea. Stop stressing on it, focus on yourself and let it grow organically. This dude giving relationship advice when dude talking Bout his cousin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bitter_Virgin 08/22/20 9:59:55 AM #8: |
--- Prez of the CE League of Virgins: Together, we will free each other from virgin oppression! https://imgur.com/PwbhH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bitter_Virgin 08/22/20 10:00:38 AM #9: |
Keith_Valentine posted...
This dude giving relationship advice when dude talking Bout his cousin --- Prez of the CE League of Virgins: Together, we will free each other from virgin oppression! https://imgur.com/PwbhH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 10:00:43 AM #10: |
Bitter_Virgin posted...
wow two virgins in one topic --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Keith_Valentine 08/22/20 10:09:22 AM #11: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
wow two virgins in one topic 3 im also a virgin. And bitter af . should be Keith_Virgintine69 or whatever ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 10:10:38 AM #12: |
Keith_Valentine posted...
3 im also a virgin. And bitter af . should be Keith_Virgintine69 or whatever make that 4, for obvious reasons --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDogfather 08/22/20 10:12:13 AM #13: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
outsideBut there's a virus out there! --- I need a new signature. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 10:12:48 AM #14: |
TheDogfather posted...
But there's a virus out there!go into your backyard and get sun --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDogfather 08/22/20 10:18:48 AM #15: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
backyardBut there are dog turds back there! --- I need a new signature. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unloved_Virgin 08/22/20 10:19:28 AM #16: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
be kind but not a nice guy and youll find someone.I never understood this. --- Life sucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 10:21:13 AM #17: |
TheDogfather posted...
But there are dog turds back there!then fly in the air idk Unloved_Virgin posted... I never understood this.be kind but dont be an asshole when someone doesnt talk to you and be genuinely nice --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDogfather 08/22/20 10:22:50 AM #18: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
then fly in the air idk*flaps* --- I need a new signature. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unloved_Virgin 08/22/20 10:26:26 AM #19: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
be kind but dont be an asshole when someone doesnt talk to you and be genuinely niceWhat about the people who say that girls like guys who are a-holes? You know, like the badboy type. --- Life sucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 10:27:41 AM #20: |
Unloved_Virgin posted...
What about the people who say that girls like guys who are a-holes? You know, like the badboy type.those are very toxic relationships. i like those types but you probably gotta be cute --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unloved_Virgin 08/22/20 11:08:04 AM #21: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
those are very toxic relationships. i like those types but you probably gotta be cuteWhat do you like about badboys? --- Life sucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 08/22/20 11:10:04 AM #22: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
wow two virgins in one topicNot at all rare on CE --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 11:10:11 AM #23: |
Unloved_Virgin posted...
What do you like about badboys?if they really like you, theyre loyal and protective- youre just using me for info --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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One_Day_Remains 08/22/20 11:10:57 AM #24: |
Why is a child trying to give grown ass men advice on finding girls
Super weird ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 08/22/20 11:11:12 AM #25: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
name checks outlmao --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/22/20 11:11:14 AM #26: |
One_Day_Remains posted...
Why is a child trying to give grown ass men advice on finding girlshm idk either --- no simps, no creeps, no neckbeards allowed Cayo Costa, New Horizons DA-0803-8117-3931 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 08/22/20 11:12:40 AM #27: |
I hate dreams like that. Never had one about family, though. Always depressing to wake up.
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Unloved_Virgin 08/22/20 11:16:51 AM #28: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
youre just using me for infoNo I'm not. I just don't know anything about girls.. KogaSteelfang posted... I hate dreams like that. Never had one about family, though. Always depressing to wake up.Yeah me too. --- Life sucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Keith_Valentine 08/22/20 11:26:52 AM #29: |
One_Day_Remains posted...
Why is a child trying to give grown ass men advice on finding girls Still knows more than most of these men imo. She basically said you can be a decent guy without being an ass kissing simp weakling. Proly a catfish tho ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unloved_Virgin 08/23/20 1:02:34 AM #30: |
Bump
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MrMallard 08/23/20 1:03:42 AM #31: |
This is a bad gimmick
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Trumpo 08/23/20 1:22:26 AM #32: |
One_Day_Remains posted...
Why is a child trying to give grown ass men advice on finding girlsLol this ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Artemis86 08/23/20 1:23:18 AM #33: |
Is your cousin hot?
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Lost_All_Senses 08/23/20 1:25:24 AM #34: |
1st step is to confront your cousin about coming onto you in your dream. You gotta face this head on, if you wanna get past it
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_Squirtle_ 08/23/20 1:38:00 AM #35: |
I know it's a joke topic but Hinge has been way more successful for me than other dating apps. A lot of the women are older and fatter but there have been a bunch of decently attractive 31-35 year olds hitting me up.
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DarthAragorn 08/23/20 1:38:46 AM #36: |
I've accepted it'll never happen for me
I don't even care enough to jerk it anymore ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 08/23/20 1:42:32 AM #37: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
1st step is to confront your cousin about coming onto you in your dream. You gotta face this head on, if you wanna get past it Yea, tell her to stop being such a whore --- This is a cool sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 08/23/20 1:53:58 AM #38: |
When was the last time you did a pushup or I dunno, actually TRIED talking to a girl you pathetic incel
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Unloved_Virgin 08/23/20 3:16:07 AM #39: |
MrMallard posted...
This is a bad gimmick _Squirtle_ posted... I know it's a joke topic.This isn't a gimmick or a joke. I'm 35 and still a virgin. I've gotten to the point where it makes me depressed. Sometimes I can't sleep at night. And when I do sleep, I have dreams like that. --- Life sucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unloved_Virgin 08/23/20 3:23:49 AM #40: |
Artemis86 posted...
Is your cousin hot?Umm..not really. She used to be when she was younger though. Lost_All_Senses posted... 1st step is to confront your cousin about coming onto you in your dream. You gotta face this head on, if you wanna get past itAre you serious? She'll think I'm a nut. _Squirtle_ posted... Hinge has been way more successful for me than other dating apps. A lot of the women are older and fatter but there have been a bunch of decently attractive 31-35 year olds hitting me up.Really? I haven't tried hinge. So far I've tried tinder, bumble, hot or not, okcupid, MeetMe, plenty of fish. DarthAragorn posted... I've accepted it'll never happen for meYeah...I can't do this. If I thought I'd be alone for the rest of my life, I'd just hang myself now. Plus I jerk it every day. awesome999 posted... When was the last time you did a pushup or I dunno, actually TRIED talking to a girl you pathetic incelI actually do sits ups and lift weights regularly. I'm 160lbs. Haven't talked to a girl in person in awhile though.. --- Life sucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 08/23/20 3:27:00 AM #41: |
Unloved_Virgin posted...
This isn't a gimmick or a joke. I'm 35 and still a virgin. I've gotten to the point where it makes me depressed. Sometimes I can't sleep at night. And when I do sleep, I have dreams like that.Just have more confidence. Be a good person and someone will love you. Try Church even if you're not religious. Try Facebook groups for things you like. There's many things you can do. Just don't give up. Even if you're trolling whoever you are I hope you find happiness. Try talking to people online on Facebook. Whatever it takes. If you never try to talk to anybody you wont have anybody. I truly do wish the best for you --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giblet_Enjoyer 08/23/20 3:27:20 AM #42: |
Unloved_Virgin posted...
But the dream ended before we did.Aww that's a bummer. It always be like dat don't it --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 08/23/20 7:05:29 AM #44: |
Unloved_Virgin posted...
I actually do sits ups and lift weights regularly. I'm 160lbs. Haven't talked to a girl in person in awhile though..How tall? Fuck it, if you're 5'8 or taller, get to the gym, eat good, lift hard and do TRT or HGH, be smart about it, you only need to do one cycle a year Look up angion method on YouTube Quit porn and masturbation and pay a hooker, that'll boost your testosterone a ton If you don't have access to a gym, install gymnastic rings at the openest space you can find, rearrange furniture and put it in your room if you have to --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChrisTaka 08/23/20 7:11:26 AM #45: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
be kind but not a nice guy This world is garbage. --- If Corona is so bad why not just make it illegal? *thinking emoji* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ranagrande 08/23/20 7:12:48 AM #46: |
Stop letting it define who you are.
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awesome999 08/23/20 12:41:52 PM #47: |
To whoever reported me, there is still time, stop being a snowflake
The best time to change was 20 years ago. The second best time is now ![]() --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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One_Day_Remains 08/23/20 4:05:11 PM #48: |
awesome999 posted...
To whoever reported me, there is still time, stop being a snowflake Calling someone a "pathetic incel" is "tough love"? Lol. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 08/23/20 7:19:32 PM #49: |
One_Day_Remains posted...
Calling someone a "pathetic incel" is "tough love"? Lol.Well, is he or is he not? If he is one, I'm right. If he's not then you have all the right in the world to berate me for insulting him I swear to god, I don't ever want children but if I ever have a son, I'm slapping some sense into him so that he'll be anything but a snowflake --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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One_Day_Remains 08/23/20 9:51:59 PM #50: |
awesome999 posted...
You sound like you'd be a very verbally abusive father so it's a great thing that you don't want kids. Kicking people while they're down doesn't help anybody. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 08/23/20 10:26:27 PM #51: |
One_Day_Remains posted...
You sound like you'd be a very verbally abusive father so it's a great thing that you don't want kids. Kicking people while they're down doesn't help anybody.https://youtu.be/GrhSLf0I-HM Watch this video and tell me what you think of it and I'll tell you if you'll ever achieve significant in life or you'll hate every breath of oxygen you've ever taken when you're 80 and in your death beds --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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