Current Events > Well, I've hit rock bottom concerning my lack of a love life.

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Unloved_Virgin
08/22/20 9:53:34 AM
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I think my loneliness and desire for a girlfriend is really starting to take a disturbing turn. Last night I had a "dream" about my female cousin! Even though I haven't hung out with her or even seen her in over 3 years. The dream was pretty much what you would expect.

She was in my house with me. She kept holding onto my arm, smiling at me, kissing my cheek and neck. I was enjoying it. At one point we started taking our clothes off, about to have sex. But the dream ended before we did.

This is really getting ridiculous. Anytime I'm having a dream like this about my cousin, you know it's bad. Not having a special girl in my life or someone to love is starting to wear on me psychologically. Sigh

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 9:54:27 AM
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name checks out

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The_Creep_2020
08/22/20 9:55:09 AM
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Username... goddamn it

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TheVipaGTS
08/22/20 9:55:37 AM
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You sound desperate for it and getting into a relationship with that mentality is never a good idea. Stop stressing on it, focus on yourself and let it grow organically.

edit: dammit. I should read usernames.

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Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 9:57:04 AM
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Same, except my cousin is male. Total chad...

Said his name other night when i was having sex with my female fwb (yuk) and had to think of his face to stay concrete during snu snu.

How do i breakup his marriage and tell him that were gay? He doesnt know yet.
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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 9:57:08 AM
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then take care of yourself, go outside, be kind but not a nice guy and youll find someone.

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Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 9:57:58 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
You sound desperate for it and getting into a relationship with that mentality is never a good idea. Stop stressing on it, focus on yourself and let it grow organically.

edit: dammit. I should read usernames.

This dude giving relationship advice when dude talking Bout his cousin
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Bitter_Virgin
08/22/20 9:59:55 AM
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Bitter_Virgin
08/22/20 10:00:38 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
This dude giving relationship advice when dude talking Bout his cousin


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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 10:00:43 AM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
wow two virgins in one topic

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Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 10:09:22 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
wow two virgins in one topic

3 im also a virgin. And bitter af . should be Keith_Virgintine69 or whatever
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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 10:10:38 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
3 im also a virgin. And bitter af . should be Keith_Virgintine69 or whatever

make that 4, for obvious reasons

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TheDogfather
08/22/20 10:12:13 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
outside
But there's a virus out there!

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 10:12:48 AM
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TheDogfather posted...
But there's a virus out there!
go into your backyard and get sun

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TheDogfather
08/22/20 10:18:48 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
backyard
But there are dog turds back there!

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Unloved_Virgin
08/22/20 10:19:28 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
be kind but not a nice guy and youll find someone.
I never understood this.

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 10:21:13 AM
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TheDogfather posted...
But there are dog turds back there!
then fly in the air idk
Unloved_Virgin posted...
I never understood this.
be kind but dont be an asshole when someone doesnt talk to you and be genuinely nice

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TheDogfather
08/22/20 10:22:50 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
then fly in the air idk
*flaps*

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Unloved_Virgin
08/22/20 10:26:26 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
be kind but dont be an asshole when someone doesnt talk to you and be genuinely nice
What about the people who say that girls like guys who are a-holes? You know, like the badboy type.

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 10:27:41 AM
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Unloved_Virgin posted...
What about the people who say that girls like guys who are a-holes? You know, like the badboy type.
those are very toxic relationships. i like those types but you probably gotta be cute

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Unloved_Virgin
08/22/20 11:08:04 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
those are very toxic relationships. i like those types but you probably gotta be cute
What do you like about badboys?

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TendoDRM
08/22/20 11:10:04 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
wow two virgins in one topic
Not at all rare on CE

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 11:10:11 AM
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Unloved_Virgin posted...
What do you like about badboys?
if they really like you, theyre loyal and protective-
youre just using me for info

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One_Day_Remains
08/22/20 11:10:57 AM
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Why is a child trying to give grown ass men advice on finding girls

Super weird
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Guide
08/22/20 11:11:12 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
name checks out
lmao

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/22/20 11:11:14 AM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Why is a child trying to give grown ass men advice on finding girls

Super weird
hm idk either

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KogaSteelfang
08/22/20 11:12:40 AM
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I hate dreams like that. Never had one about family, though. Always depressing to wake up.

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Unloved_Virgin
08/22/20 11:16:51 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
youre just using me for info
No I'm not. I just don't know anything about girls..

KogaSteelfang posted...
I hate dreams like that. Never had one about family, though. Always depressing to wake up.
Yeah me too.

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Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 11:26:52 AM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Why is a child trying to give grown ass men advice on finding girls

Super weird

Still knows more than most of these men imo. She basically said you can be a decent guy without being an ass kissing simp weakling.

Proly a catfish tho
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Unloved_Virgin
08/23/20 1:02:34 AM
#30:


Bump

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MrMallard
08/23/20 1:03:42 AM
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This is a bad gimmick

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Trumpo
08/23/20 1:22:26 AM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Why is a child trying to give grown ass men advice on finding girls

Super weird
Lol this
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Artemis86
08/23/20 1:23:18 AM
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Is your cousin hot?
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Lost_All_Senses
08/23/20 1:25:24 AM
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1st step is to confront your cousin about coming onto you in your dream. You gotta face this head on, if you wanna get past it

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_Squirtle_
08/23/20 1:38:00 AM
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I know it's a joke topic but Hinge has been way more successful for me than other dating apps. A lot of the women are older and fatter but there have been a bunch of decently attractive 31-35 year olds hitting me up.

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DarthAragorn
08/23/20 1:38:46 AM
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I've accepted it'll never happen for me

I don't even care enough to jerk it anymore
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Jerry_Hellyeah
08/23/20 1:42:32 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
1st step is to confront your cousin about coming onto you in your dream. You gotta face this head on, if you wanna get past it

Yea, tell her to stop being such a whore

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awesome999
08/23/20 1:53:58 AM
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When was the last time you did a pushup or I dunno, actually TRIED talking to a girl you pathetic incel

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Unloved_Virgin
08/23/20 3:16:07 AM
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MrMallard posted...
This is a bad gimmick


_Squirtle_ posted...
I know it's a joke topic.
This isn't a gimmick or a joke. I'm 35 and still a virgin. I've gotten to the point where it makes me depressed. Sometimes I can't sleep at night. And when I do sleep, I have dreams like that.

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Unloved_Virgin
08/23/20 3:23:49 AM
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Artemis86 posted...
Is your cousin hot?
Umm..not really. She used to be when she was younger though.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
1st step is to confront your cousin about coming onto you in your dream. You gotta face this head on, if you wanna get past it
Are you serious? She'll think I'm a nut.

_Squirtle_ posted...
Hinge has been way more successful for me than other dating apps. A lot of the women are older and fatter but there have been a bunch of decently attractive 31-35 year olds hitting me up.
Really? I haven't tried hinge. So far I've tried tinder, bumble, hot or not, okcupid, MeetMe, plenty of fish.

DarthAragorn posted...
I've accepted it'll never happen for me

I don't even care enough to jerk it anymore
Yeah...I can't do this. If I thought I'd be alone for the rest of my life, I'd just hang myself now. Plus I jerk it every day.

awesome999 posted...
When was the last time you did a pushup or I dunno, actually TRIED talking to a girl you pathetic incel
I actually do sits ups and lift weights regularly. I'm 160lbs. Haven't talked to a girl in person in awhile though..

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AzurexNightmare
08/23/20 3:27:00 AM
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Unloved_Virgin posted...
This isn't a gimmick or a joke. I'm 35 and still a virgin. I've gotten to the point where it makes me depressed. Sometimes I can't sleep at night. And when I do sleep, I have dreams like that.
Just have more confidence. Be a good person and someone will love you. Try Church even if you're not religious. Try Facebook groups for things you like. There's many things you can do.

Just don't give up. Even if you're trolling whoever you are I hope you find happiness.

Try talking to people online on Facebook. Whatever it takes. If you never try to talk to anybody you wont have anybody.

I truly do wish the best for you

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Giblet_Enjoyer
08/23/20 3:27:20 AM
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Unloved_Virgin posted...
But the dream ended before we did.
Aww that's a bummer. It always be like dat don't it

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awesome999
08/23/20 7:05:29 AM
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Unloved_Virgin posted...
I actually do sits ups and lift weights regularly. I'm 160lbs. Haven't talked to a girl in person in awhile though..
How tall?
Fuck it, if you're 5'8 or taller, get to the gym, eat good, lift hard and do TRT or HGH, be smart about it, you only need to do one cycle a year
Look up angion method on YouTube
Quit porn and masturbation and pay a hooker, that'll boost your testosterone a ton
If you don't have access to a gym, install gymnastic rings at the openest space you can find, rearrange furniture and put it in your room if you have to

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ChrisTaka
08/23/20 7:11:26 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
be kind but not a nice guy

This world is garbage.

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ranagrande
08/23/20 7:12:48 AM
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Stop letting it define who you are.
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awesome999
08/23/20 12:41:52 PM
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To whoever reported me, there is still time, stop being a snowflake
The best time to change was 20 years ago. The second best time is now


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One_Day_Remains
08/23/20 4:05:11 PM
#48:


awesome999 posted...
To whoever reported me, there is still time, stop being a snowflake
The best time to change was 20 years ago. The second best time is now



Calling someone a "pathetic incel" is "tough love"? Lol.
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awesome999
08/23/20 7:19:32 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Calling someone a "pathetic incel" is "tough love"? Lol.
Well, is he or is he not? If he is one, I'm right. If he's not then you have all the right in the world to berate me for insulting him
I swear to god, I don't ever want children but if I ever have a son, I'm slapping some sense into him so that he'll be anything but a snowflake

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One_Day_Remains
08/23/20 9:51:59 PM
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awesome999 posted...

Well, is he or is he not? If he is one, I'm right. If he's not then you have all the right in the world to berate me for insulting him
I swear to god, I don't ever want children but if I ever have a son, I'm slapping some sense into him so that he'll be anything but a snowflake


You sound like you'd be a very verbally abusive father so it's a great thing that you don't want kids. Kicking people while they're down doesn't help anybody.
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awesome999
08/23/20 10:26:27 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
You sound like you'd be a very verbally abusive father so it's a great thing that you don't want kids. Kicking people while they're down doesn't help anybody.
https://youtu.be/GrhSLf0I-HM
Watch this video and tell me what you think of it and I'll tell you if you'll ever achieve significant in life or you'll hate every breath of oxygen you've ever taken when you're 80 and in your death beds

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