Current Events > My first N64 game was gonna be Superman 64 but a Walmart employee intervened

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AssAssasin69
08/21/20 2:55:16 PM
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It was this weird nerdy guy who worked in the electronics department. Tall and scrawny. Wore one of those silky ass button ups, all blue with orange Goku and Dragonball Z shit all over it.

He stepped in and said "Don't buy that game. You will regret it." Hands me Wave Race 64 instead. Then kinda disappeared.

To this day I don't know his name.

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FL81
08/21/20 2:55:52 PM
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Unsung heroes of a bygone era

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DemonBuffet
08/21/20 2:56:44 PM
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CjayC?

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AssAssasin69
08/21/20 2:59:18 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
not all heroes wear capes
Some wear ugly ass shirts.

When you commit your life to that level of justice, it's important to wear things that keep pussy far, far away.

No time for those distractions. It's like the Night's Watch


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Frogles
08/21/20 3:00:14 PM
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what a beautiful story. i cried at the ending.

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NeonOctopus
08/21/20 3:00:28 PM
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Hopefully he's off slaying pussy as karma for helping you out

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thronedfire2
08/21/20 3:00:53 PM
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a true hero

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eston
08/21/20 3:01:17 PM
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saspa
08/21/20 3:01:51 PM
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Not all heroes have caps
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MC_BatCommander
08/21/20 3:02:04 PM
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Doubt he was an employee if he had the shitty button up dbz shirt, that said he's a hero either way.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/21/20 3:02:20 PM
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It was you from the future.

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YellowMustard69
08/21/20 3:02:52 PM
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Waverace? Really?
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MC_BatCommander
08/21/20 3:03:20 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
It was you from the future.

Lmao

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eston
08/21/20 3:03:59 PM
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I wonder if that guy just hung around all day telling kids not to buy that game

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smoke_break
08/21/20 3:31:04 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
a true hero

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Starks
08/21/20 3:32:52 PM
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I rented it and even my young self knew it was one of the worst games I'd ever played
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Solid Snake07
08/21/20 3:35:13 PM
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I mean, wave race was definitely better than superman. But if he was a true hero he would have handed you mario 64 or OoT

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BeyondWalls
08/21/20 3:35:48 PM
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eston posted...
And that man was Albert Einstein
Damn it!
When is it going to be my turn?

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NeonOctopus
08/21/20 3:39:30 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
It was you from the future.
LOL

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VandorLee
08/21/20 3:40:40 PM
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I thought you meant recently.

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Shadowplay
08/21/20 3:43:28 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
It was you from the future.
Good job, this was the first thing on CE to have me bust out laughing uncontrollably in a long time.

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Austin_Era_II
08/21/20 3:48:00 PM
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XD at all the replies

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AssAssasin69
08/21/20 6:00:47 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Doubt he was an employee if he had the shitty button up dbz shirt, that said he's a hero either way.
They let him wear it because it was blue, actually. Had his smiley face and name tag pinned right on it. I remember he wore that shirt like every time I saw him

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Duncanwii
08/21/20 6:02:53 PM
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The reason you never saw him again is he was probably fired. Intervening on a customer is frowned upon in business.
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AssAssasin69
08/21/20 6:03:14 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
I mean, wave race was definitely better than superman. But if he was a true hero he would have handed you mario 64 or OoT
Those games were actually my first 2 choices along with Castelvania but all 3 were sold out at the time. The games for N64 were flying off the shelves around this time, I think it was right around Christmas too

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AssAssasin69
08/21/20 6:05:25 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
The reason you never saw him again is he was probably fired. Intervening on a customer is frowned upon in business.
True. Ill-informed suckers like me were probably the only reason that game was selling at that time

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/21/20 6:06:30 PM
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Shotgunnova
08/21/20 6:06:37 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
It was you from the future.
lmao

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