Poll of the Day > There is a fly in my room.

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wolfy42
08/19/20 7:44:54 PM
#1:


How does this happen? There are no ways into my room, no holes in the window, no open doors, so how does a fly show up over night in a sealed room? There is no open food, no meat or things that a fly could grow from, do flies freaking teleport through things?

I do not like flies (or insects) at all.

If I open a door, the fly might leave....but.....what if instead MORE flies enter.

I think flies are the ninjas of the insect world.

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Dmess85
08/19/20 7:56:33 PM
#2:


maybe it got in as a maggot

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wolfy42
08/19/20 8:15:30 PM
#3:


Dmess85 posted...
maybe it got in as a maggot


Doesn't there need to be food or something for it to grow in? That is what I figured at first, but there is no food here (or poop etc).

Freaking teleporting flies.

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TheWorstPoster
08/19/20 8:33:51 PM
#4:


What you are complaining about?

You have a free pet!
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wolfy42
08/19/20 8:47:11 PM
#5:


TheWorstPoster posted...
What you are complaining about?

You have a free pet!


A loud annoying pet that I don't want anywhere near me and would like to kill.

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Revelation34
08/19/20 8:48:36 PM
#6:


wolfy42 posted...


A loud annoying pet that I don't want anywhere near me and would like to kill.


So you're saying you work for PETA?
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Ogurisama
08/19/20 8:51:00 PM
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wolfy42
08/19/20 8:54:39 PM
#8:


Revelation34 posted...
So you're saying you work for PETA?

We all work for PETA, just most of us don't know it.

And if I had a snake, maybe it would eat the fly.

Although I think that is more frogs than snakes but it's worth a shot.

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wwinterj25
08/19/20 10:18:19 PM
#9:


TheWorstPoster posted...
What you are complaining about?

You have a free pet!
Or even friend! I have a cute spider in my room that I'll call Steve. I feel he understands me.

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wolfy42
08/19/20 11:52:16 PM
#10:


wwinterj25 posted...
Or even friend! I have a cute spider in my room that I'll call Steve. I feel he understands me.


I like you winter, but I'm not down with having spiders as friends, sorry.

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Jefejonny
08/20/20 12:12:11 AM
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dont leave the door open wolfy last thing you want to do friend to friend i would get fly swatter and wait tell it hit wall near you and get it if you use a controller to play games you might have good reflexs i still do i guess lol but dont let it live to long it dies fast yes like a month but it can lay eggs after 5 days alive in your room so there will be 100s of mini baby flys flying around it will be like hell on earth buddy no lie ,, so you got 48 hours in my eyes to get it friend i wish someone would have warned me like im warning you fr. your welcome

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wolfy42
08/20/20 12:14:33 AM
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Jefejonny posted...
dont leave the door open wolfy last thing you want to do friend to friend i would get fly swatter and wait tell it hit wall near you and get it if you use a controller to play games you might have good reflexs i still do i guess lol but dont let it live to long it dies fast yes like a month but it can lay eggs after 5 days alive in your room so there will be 100s of mini baby flys flying around it will be like hell on earth buddy no lie ,, so you got 48 hours in my eyes to get it friend i wish someone would have warned me like im warning you fr. your welcome


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *runs around screaming*

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wolfy42
08/20/20 1:03:57 AM
#13:


I went to go get cream for my tea in the garage. The fly is gone btw, or I have not seen it for awhile.

But in the garage there was a spider. It was big. It said it's name was Steve.

I squished it.

Sorry winter.

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wwinterj25
08/20/20 1:04:13 AM
#14:


wolfy42 posted...
I like you winter, but I'm not down with having spiders as friends, sorry.
... but the spider could eat the fly bothering you.

wolfy42 posted...
Sorry winter.

You monster!

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wolfy42
08/20/20 1:27:40 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
You monster!

I admit to feeling guilty. The spider probably DID eat the fly, which is why it's gone, and was just trying to tell me that.

But...well.....I saw a spider and my immediate reaction was to squish it:(

I'm not a fan of spiders.

I did not know my prejudice against spiders would lead to murder though. I feel horrible.

I swear to NOT kill the next spider I see in memory of Steve.

R.I.P Steve, thank you for getting rid of the fly for me, may you have all the flies you can eat in spider heaven.

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wwinterj25
08/20/20 1:45:32 AM
#16:


I normally catch them in a jar and put them outside. Sometimes they get decapitated though and then I feel bad. I'm a nice guy.

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wolfy42
08/20/20 2:53:16 AM
#17:


wwinterj25 posted...
I normally catch them in a jar and put them outside. Sometimes they get decapitated though and then I feel bad. I'm a nice guy.


Nicer than me, I did catch and release mice when we had them years ago (my cat was useless), but I just squish spiders. I don't trust them, I think they bite me while I sleep.

I an a spider racist basically. I wish I could change, but nope, I just don't like em.

Pretty much anti-insect all together, so that I guess makes me a speciesist not a racist, but whatever.

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Revelation34
08/20/20 3:01:01 AM
#18:


All non bees can go burn in a fiery hell.
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