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LuciusLatios
08/11/20 11:00:24 PM
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If you look up "Florida man" and then the month and day of your birth, you can find an article online of it. (example: "Florida Man January 1")
Post what crime your florida man/woman did! You can find some hilarious ones.

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ChaosAzeroth
08/11/20 11:03:23 PM
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Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

lmao RIP Florida Man
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LuciusLatios
08/11/20 11:06:14 PM
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Florida Man arrested after breaking into St. Augustine Alligator Farm and jumping into an Alligator Pit wearing "Croc Style Shoes"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-wearing-crocs-jumps-202536298.html

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ratix04
08/11/20 11:08:57 PM
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Florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave.
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wwinterj25
08/11/20 11:31:51 PM
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FL man arrested for throwing sausages at his Mom.
Nice!

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Molitheus
08/12/20 12:43:42 AM
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Florida man ends police standoff for a slice of pizza.

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WhiskeyDisk
08/12/20 12:46:37 AM
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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

i think i win.

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funkyfritter
08/12/20 12:54:30 AM
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Im not going to lie, its cocaine: Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card, deputies say

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Mead
08/12/20 12:58:17 AM
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https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/tallahassee-man-sentenced-25-years-sex-trafficking-minor

ah yes, what a hilarious game this is

/s lol

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PMarth2002
08/12/20 1:09:50 AM
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Cops: Florida man hugs, fatally stabs roommate who was saying goodbye


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DeltaBladeX
08/12/20 1:29:17 AM
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Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer
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Sahuagin
08/12/20 1:31:23 AM
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Florida Man Arrested in ISIS-Inspired Terror Plot

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PPPPLAASSUMA
08/12/20 1:44:36 AM
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DeltaBladeX posted...
Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer
10/13

We have the same bday

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Kyuubi4269
08/12/20 2:10:57 AM
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Florida man tries to pawn his baby
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Lokarin
08/12/20 2:21:24 AM
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Mine's not that good

https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/october-3/

Man arrest for making grills at home (dentistry)

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DeltaBladeX
08/12/20 2:24:09 AM
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PPPPLAASSUMA posted...
10/13

We have the same bday

11th of October for me.
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FrozenBananas
08/12/20 2:32:40 AM
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Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands

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BigDD67
08/12/20 3:17:15 AM
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Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse


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What_The_Chris
08/12/20 3:29:44 AM
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"Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning," august 7th

eh, not particularly wow

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keyblader1985
08/12/20 3:47:08 AM
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Florida Man Arrested for Shoplifting After Job Interview at Kohl's

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CaptainObvius
08/12/20 3:51:14 AM
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Florida man indicted in fatal dog poop fight.

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Runner_style
08/12/20 4:29:27 AM
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A 40-year-old South Florida man is accused of attacking his mother after she refused to dress his mannequin,
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Well if that doesn't deserve a beating I don't know what does!

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trodi_911
08/12/20 5:15:17 AM
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Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand

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Kyuubi4269
08/12/20 5:19:45 AM
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I wonder how many people have one on their birth year too. Mine is:

Florida Executes Man Who Killed During Robbery
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KogaSteelfang
08/12/20 11:08:54 AM
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Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang

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rjsilverthorn
08/12/20 11:16:24 AM
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Police: Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames 'caterpillar'

Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say

Florida man threatens to stab students because of school's obnoxious pride in America,' police say

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Smiffwilm
08/12/20 11:31:24 AM
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Florida Man robs gas station while wearing drawn-on goatee.

Welp.

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MeteoricBurst
08/12/20 11:35:49 AM
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Clumsy Florida man pulled a gun on Jacksonville deputies, but trips.

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OHJOY90
08/12/20 4:04:47 PM
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Florida man robs Wendy's after grilling burger - WCTV

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wwinterj25
08/12/20 4:06:47 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

i think i win.
This does smell like a weener....

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LuciusLatios
08/12/20 4:29:36 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

i think i win.


Dang Daniel

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SKARDAVNELNATE
08/12/20 8:45:45 PM
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Florida Man Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables in Ford F-150

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ReggieTheReckless
08/12/20 8:52:11 PM
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'Wet Willy' Attack puts Florida Man in Jail

Florida man arrested for exposing himself at Burger King

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WhiskeyDisk
08/12/20 10:15:50 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
This does smell like a weener....

Well if anyone would know that smell...

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LinkPizza
08/12/20 10:18:56 PM
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Cops: Florida man stabbed nephew for hogging bathroom
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SpeeDLeemon
08/13/20 2:40:51 AM
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Krow_Incarnate
08/13/20 4:39:35 AM
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https://dc101.iheart.com/content/2019-12-25-florida-man-arrested-for-handing-out-marijuana-because-it-was-christmas/

This one's for you @Noop_Noop

Officers also found a sword hidden inside his cane while being arrested.

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