Current Events > I had a nosebleed when I was 10 or 11 and

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I snorted and a plastic-like tube came out.

I wasn't the type to put things in my nose, especially not at that age... Always wondered wtf it was.

Anyone else experience anything like that?

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Alien implant?

You're a robot and your parents never told you.

Microchip of the Beast

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Spawn of Satan. So it was written. He will posted on thy websight to gain control.

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No, but one time when I was like 14 I sneezed so hard that a connected glob of mucus hung from my nostril down to the floor, about 5 feet long. My sister almost threw up but I was laughing.

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Wtf bro, your nose tube came out and you just... left it out? How are you even still alive?

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Sounds like you snorted a straw in your earlier years

Don't you mean you blew your nose and the tube came out?

Snorting implies the intake of air from your nose.

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Thats not where a pixie stick is supposed to go.

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Zikten posted...

Alien implant?

ngl I had a really irrational paranoia of aliens and alien abduction as a kid that was my first thought >_>. It's kind of faded unfortunately, no more getting scared about dumb stuff in movies and not being able to sleep at night any more (it was kind of exciting).

Conception616 posted...

No, but one time when I was like 14 I sneezed so hard that a connected glob of mucus hung from my nostril down to the floor, about 5 feet long. My sister almost threw up but I was laughing.

lmao that sounds gross man
After running a mock physical fitness test one time I was dehydrated and my saliva was hella thick and I tried to spit and it was just a big globe that hung there for way too long. The guy running the test was like "Uh.... maybe try the bike option out".

Wii_Shaker posted...

Don't you mean you blew your nose and the tube came out?

Snorting implies the intake of air from your nose.

Actually yes, blew it.

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