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OniRonin 08/02/20 10:11:07 PM #1:	A man walks into a bar... The bartender says "What can I get for ya?" "I'd like two jalapenos please." "You're getting one jalapeno please." --- god is dumb. she/her #NotAllGamers #YesAllLandlods <cite>OniRonin posted [p:942918499] in My Jokeboo... [t:78888637]...</cite> <quote>A man walks into a bar... The bartender says "What can I get for ya?" "I'd like two jalapenos please." "You're getting one jalapeno please." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpeedDemon20 08/02/20 10:32:41 PM #2:	What's a kingdom without a king? Just dom! --- http://orig14.deviantart.net/59f8/f/2009/047/4/9/rylai_crestfall_by_eyue.jpg Crystal Maiden... gal could break your heart in a thousand pieces. -Rucks <cite>SpeedDemon20 posted [p:942919231] in My Jokeboo... [t:78888637]...</cite> <quote>What's a kingdom without a king? Just dom! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OniRonin 08/02/20 10:34:30 PM #3:	There are two frogs sitting at a bar... One says to the other "Hey, you ever been struck by lighting?" "Yeah, you?" "No." The bartender says "We don't serve frogs here! So the two frogs hop away. --- god is dumb. she/her #NotAllGamers #YesAllLandlods <cite>OniRonin posted [p:942919285] in My Jokeboo... [t:78888637]...</cite> <quote>There are two frogs sitting at a bar... One says to the other "Hey, you ever been struck by lighting?" "Yeah, you?" "No." The bartender says "We don't serve frogs here! So the two frogs hop away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OniRonin 08/03/20 1:35:39 AM #4:	Knock Knock Who's there? Door Door who? Door's open, son! --- god is dumb. she/her #NotAllGamers #YesAllLandlods <cite>OniRonin posted [p:942924256] in My Jokeboo... [t:78888637]...</cite> <quote>Knock Knock Who's there? Door Door who? Door's open, son! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 08/03/20 1:38:15 AM #5:	Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? ~~Because his wife died.~~ --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:942924299] in My Jokeboo... [t:78888637]...</cite> <quote>Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 08/03/20 1:48:51 AM #6:	wwinterj25 posted... Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? ~~Because his wife died.~~ Lol, perfect. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:942924537] in My Jokeboo... [t:78888637]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted... </cite> <quote>Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.</quote> Lol, perfect. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 08/03/20 1:55:18 AM #7:	A bird flies down and lands besides another bird on a branch. The bird tweets "Be careful, there is a cat down there staring at you hungrily" The other bird turns, pecks the birds wings repeatedly and pushes it off the branch to fall into the hungry cats mouth. Another bird flies up and lands further away, it tweets "Why did you do that to the other bird!! That was horrible" The bird growls "I hate the internet" and flies away. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:942924669] in My Jokeboo... [t:78888637]...</cite> <quote>A bird flies down and lands besides another bird on a branch. The bird tweets "Be careful, there is a cat down there staring at you hungrily" The other bird turns, pecks the birds wings repeatedly and pushes it off the branch to fall into the hungry cats mouth. Another bird flies up and lands further away, it tweets "Why did you do that to the other bird!! That was horrible" The bird growls "I hate the internet" and flies away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OniRonin 08/03/20 2:01:21 AM #8:	How many cards are in a 52-card deck? One. What do you call a fake Psychic? A pretendic. What is red and shiny? A horn! What do you call Santa's helpers? LUMOS! --- god is dumb. she/her #NotAllGamers #YesAllLandlods <cite>OniRonin posted [p:942924805] in My Jokeboo... [t:78888637]...</cite> <quote>How many cards are in a 52-card deck? One. What do you call a fake Psychic? A pretendic. What is red and shiny? A horn! What do you call Santa's helpers? LUMOS! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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