Current Events > Hypothetical: A cop punches your sister right in front of you.

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You're eating out with your sister one day when suddenly you see 2 mean looking cops walk up to some heavyset hispanic guy called Sachez who is wearing a Colin Kaepernick BLM shirt, eating a cheese and tomato sandwich and reading Miss Garnet's Angel.

"Is there a problem officers?" a confused Sanchez asks

"Yeah, you're the problem jackass!" The cop says as he roughly grabs Sanchez, throws him face down to the floor and mounts him. Sending Sanchez's sandwich sailing through the air and spreading grated cheese all acoss the road like a bootleg Hansel and Gretel breadcrum trail.

"What are you doing!? That hurts! Stop!" Sanchez squeals as the cop handcuffs him. But the cops don't answer.

Your sister stands up indignantly and shouts "Hey! What the hell are you doing? He didn't do anything! Leave him alone"

The other cop not on Sanchez shouts back "Shut up miss! Unless you want to join him in a jail cell."

"But he didn't do anything wrong! he was just sitting there! How can you s-" Your sister's reply is cut short by a strong bare knuckle right hand to the face from the cop. Mere 2 feet away from you

"I SAID SHUT UP!" the cop yells.

Your sister crumples to the ground in shock, grasping her face as blood trickles down her nose.

https://i.imgur.com/xIJjtmS.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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thank you sir, for punching out this random person claiming to be my non-existent sister!

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shes 8

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Depends, what was I eating at the time?

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I don't have any siblings

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I am going to be in a lot of trouble.

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My sister is kinda a **** so I think I'd just be like 'oh, no, please, don't.' And then tell her not to hold her nose up cuz then you just make the blood go down your throat. Better to let it leak out so it clots quicker.

Seriously, who thought lifting your head up and letting the blood leak down your esophagus was a good idea? And can this cop punch that asshole?
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Turbam posted...

I don't have any siblings

monkmith posted...

thank you sir, for punching out this random person claiming to be my non-existent sister!

You people don't know what hypothetical means do you?
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Guide posted...

I am going to be in a lot of trouble.

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Guide posted...

I am going to be in a lot of trouble.

This. I won't stand for bullshit like that. He's getting a fist right back in his face.

UnfairRepresent posted...

You people don't know what hypothetical means do you?

in my hypothetical, i still dont have a sister...

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monkmith posted...

in my hypothetical, i still dont have a sister...

Okay but this is MY hypothetical and you do
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Cop'll prob draw on me for bodying him

If the cop is already on top of you then there's probably not much you can do. You can scream and struggle but that's about it.

Slayer_22 posted...

My sister is kinda a **** so I think I'd just be like 'oh, no, please, don't.' And then tell her not to hold her nose up cuz then you just make the blood go down your throat. Better to let it leak out so it clots quicker.

Seriously, who thought lifting your head up and letting the blood leak down your esophagus was a good idea? And can this cop punch that asshole?

wait really


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Do nothing and just continue my day.

She is an idiot for trying to cause trouble for police who are willing to attack, and kill people, if she were smart she would just record them and stay safe while not being ok with the police doing something potentially wrong.

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look the other direction

i don't want to end up with the same fate :'(

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Grab her and film the rest from a distance.Then leave and find a lawyer.

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Dark_SilverX posted...

look the other direction

i don't want to end up with the same fate :'(

weak

I would probably do something that would get me killed

modena posted...

Grab her and film the rest from a distance.Then leave and find a lawyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ouIqZJ1elE
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UnfairRepresent posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ouIqZJ1elE

Lol niice

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is it a crime to throw punches back at a cop
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Kelystic posted...

is it a crime to throw punches back at a cop

Yes, dey are untouchable
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Platoe posted...

Cop'll prob draw on me for bodying him

You aint bodying nobody lmfao

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The backhand was long overdue for my sister. I'd secretly be happy. My sister knows the law, so she'd never actually be in this scenario. She'd probably seduce them or something.

Anyway, assuming it did go down like that, I'd start by saying in a calm tone, keeping my hands visible, and backing into a safe, non-threatening range, "Hey man, that wasn't necessary. What's your badge number? I'm recording now. Do you have a warrant for Sachez? Has he committed a crime?"

And I'd have a rational exchange with the officer after that and get to the bottom of the situation.

Since this is a purely hypothetical situation...

I physically dominate the cop with my mastery of Jeet Kun Do. He tries to reach for his gun, but I spin-kick it out of his hand, breaking his wrist. He pisses his uniform and runs away crying.

The next day when Im at the movie studio getting my makeup done for a big scene, the cop mafia comes up to me for revenge, but I see them in the mirror.



They unload their military surplus assault rifles, I dont stand a chance.

but thats when, out from the sewers, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appear, taking down the cops. We combine forces and dismantle the entire unit.

But! It turns out the cops have been bought out by the evil Shinra Corporation and are enforcing their monopoly over the Life Stream. (As it turns out, my sister is an Ancient and this is what secretly motivated the assault on her)

Me and the Ninja Turtles travel to Shinra HQ, using Kamen Rider belts to henshin into Kamen Rider Zero-One, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Kamen Rider Build, Kamen Rider Kuuga, and Kamen Rider Black. With Jeet Kun Do, mutant ninjitsu, and Japanese special effects, we save the world from capitalism. Or do we? Dun dun duuuuun

to be continued


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Film everything. Ask him why he did that. Document document document.

the courts are all colluded and there is no justice, so I would send the video to all news networks and radio stations and take any calls and give all interviews people ask of me and try to get as much publicity I can to this.

I think it's hilarious how many people are driven so hard by their emotions they openly admit they'd end up dead.

Fucking morons. lol

Is my sister an idiot in this hypothetical?

He didnt do anything!

Uh right now no, but he is most likely wanted for something he did when we were not around you dingus!

For all I know the sandwich dude does unspeakable things to children, or kittens.


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I would be recording as soon as the cops pinned the guy. After she was punched, I would take her from the area, but I would NOT retaliate. Then we would sue and be millionaires. Thanks, officer! Hope it was worth your job and the millions!

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Mistere Man posted...

Is my sister an idiot in this hypothetical?

He didnt do anything!

Uh right now no, but he is most likely wanted for something he did when we were not around you dingus!

For all I know the sandwich dude does unspeakable things to children, or kittens.

It's possible.
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HighOnSolar posted...

wait really

Yes. Lifting your head may force you to swallow blood.

I know. Because I would have chronic nosebleeds when it was hot. One day, had a real big one, so I decided to tilt my head back and 5 minutes later I vomited blood. Not a lot, but enough where I didn't ever do that shit again.

You want the blood to leak out cleanly so it'll clot and quit bleeding quicker. I usually lean over the sink with the water running, sometimes I will keep a roll of tissue and make sure to stuff it up there to dab at the blood. Sure, it makes a mess of bloody tissue paper but the bleeding stops pretty quick(even if my nose would be red and sore from it after lol).
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Slayer_22 posted...

Yes. Lifting your head may force you to swallow blood.

I know. Because I would have chronic nosebleeds when it was hot. One day, had a real big one, so I decided to tilt my head back and 5 minutes later I vomited blood. Not a lot, but enough where I didn't ever do that shit again.

You want the blood to leak out cleanly so it'll clot and quit bleeding quicker. I usually lean over the sink with the water running, sometimes I will keep a roll of tissue and make sure to stuff it up there to dab at the blood. Sure, it makes a mess of bloody tissue paper but the bleeding stops pretty quick(even if my nose would be red and sore from it after lol).

It's worse than that. it can literally cause you to suffocate
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You have a way with words, TC, and truly make me laugh.

That really is how cops talk btw in my experience. (Last time I was in jail, the officer on duty asked me if I wanted to stay there a few more days because I wasnt walking fast enough upon release.)

Anyway, to answer your question I whoop the motherfuckers ass regardless of the consequences.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

You're eating out with your sister

At first glance I read this as

UnfairRepresent posted...

You're eating out your sister

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I punch her again.

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^you dont have a sister bro

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UnfairRepresent posted...

It's worse than that. it can literally cause you to suffocate

Yeah, that too. I'm talking like...punched in the face nosebleeds lol. Mine have never lasted long enough to cause that much blood, at least I don't think.

Regardless, safety is a top priority in that situation. Let it leak. You'll get more sympathy points too.
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Ill point across the street and say, Look! A mentally disabled black kid holding a barking dog and sitting next to a defenseless old man! As the cops eyes fill with lust and he turns to see the made-up scenario, Ill put him in a Katahajime.

1234Life posted...

Ill point across the street and say, Look! A mentally disabled black kid holding a barking dog and sitting next to a defenseless old man! As the cops eyes fill with lust and he turns to see the made-up scenario, Ill put him in a Katahajime.

Except there are 2 cops...
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Except there are 2 cops...

Ill use the cop that I have in the Tazzmission as a human shield as the other cop inevitably empties his clip in my direction. While hes reloading, Ill hit him with a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.

1234Life posted...

Ill use the cop that I have in the Tazzmission as a human shield as the other cop inevitably empties his clip in my direction. While hes reloading, Ill hit him with a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.

Seems legit
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