Poll of the Day > Fuck, Marry, Kill: The three consoles

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LB1
07/27/20 10:43:40 PM
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Fuck: Switch
Marry: PS4
Kill: Xbone
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JOExHIGASHI
07/27/20 10:49:07 PM
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wtf?

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Metalsonic66
07/27/20 10:51:10 PM
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LB1 posted...
Fuck: Switch
Marry: PS4
Kill: Xbone
Same, with PC being an eternal mistress on the side

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LB1
07/27/20 10:52:57 PM
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If you mention PC in this topic please kindly drive your car off a cliff
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SpeeDLeemon
07/27/20 10:56:54 PM
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LB1 posted...
Fuck: Switch
Marry: PS4
Kill: Xbone
same, dude

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wolfy42
07/27/20 11:02:27 PM
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Same as above, Marry ps4, fuck switch, kill xbone (without ever trying it out).

I wish I had a switch to fuck though.

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Metalsonic66
07/27/20 11:16:15 PM
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LB1 posted...
If you mention PC in this topic please kindly drive your car off a cliff
Only if I can use the superior mouse and keyboard controls to do so

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Aculo
07/27/20 11:17:31 PM
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LB1 posted...
Fuck: Switch
Marry: PS4
Kill: Xbone
This really is the best option, ok?

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ReggieTheReckless
07/27/20 11:21:59 PM
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marry r-zone
kill n-gage
fuck your mom
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wwinterj25
07/28/20 12:00:46 AM
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Fuck: Switch
Marry: PS4
Kill: Xbone

Seems about right. The PS4 has the most longevity for me but I wouldn't mind having some fun with a Switch. I don't care about all for Xbox One.

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wolfy42
07/28/20 12:09:08 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Fuck: Switch
Marry: PS4
Kill: Xbone

Seems about right. The PS4 has the most longevity for me but I wouldn't mind having some fun with a Switch. I don't care about all for Xbox One.


Poor switch, everyone fucks her and leaves her. I bet that is where all the Amibo's come from.

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Unbridled9
07/28/20 12:48:53 AM
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Fuck: PS4
Marry: Switch
Kill: X1

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Em_gai
07/28/20 1:14:13 AM
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Marry switch as it has the best exclusives and the coolest features.

fuck Xbox
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Locke90
07/28/20 1:54:46 AM
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yup that makes sense its still a troll account.

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wolfy42
07/28/20 1:55:45 AM
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Can we have a three way with the switch and ps4 a few times btw?

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LB1
07/28/20 10:50:16 AM
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Locke90 posted...
yup that makes sense its still a troll account.

Can you clarify what the "that" which makes sense is? What do you think you've solved here?
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OhhhJa
07/28/20 10:54:39 AM
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Isn't Xbox like the Chad of consoles though. Wouldn't you fuck that one?
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SunWuKung420
07/28/20 10:56:36 AM
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LB1 posted...
Fuck: Switch
Marry: PS4
Kill: Xbone


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wwinterj25
07/28/20 1:43:47 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Isn't Xbox like the Chad of consoles though. Wouldn't you fuck that one?
Chad meaning the space between my balls and my arse that is mostly useless? No I wouldn't want to fuck that one.

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FrozenBananas
07/28/20 1:46:17 PM
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OhhhJa
07/28/20 2:01:03 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Chad meaning the space between my balls and my arse that is mostly useless? No I wouldn't want to fuck that one.
Naw Chad's the guy that gets all the women despite having no real substance to his character
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SunWuKung420
07/28/20 2:04:07 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Naw Chad's the guy that gets all the women despite having no real substance to his character

So just like gamers that buy Microsoft.

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wwinterj25
07/28/20 2:06:31 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Naw Chad's the guy that gets all the women despite having no real substance to his character
... the xbox one doesn't get all the woman though. That's probably The Switch due to families.

SunWuKung420 posted...
So just like gamers that buy Microsoft.

Are you sure you're in your 40's? This sounds like a post a child would make.

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OhhhJa
07/28/20 2:07:06 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
So just like gamers that buy Microsoft.
Congrats for getting the joke
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SunWuKung420
07/28/20 2:08:40 PM
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Give me a cookie!

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OhhhJa
07/28/20 2:10:14 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Give me a cookie!
If I had one, id eat it
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Smiffwilm
07/28/20 6:47:10 PM
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Guys, I don't think that's what 'plugging yourself in' meant....

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Metalsonic66
07/28/20 8:58:13 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Guys, I don't think that's what 'plugging yourself in' meant....
Jack in! MegaMan, execute!

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Raze_Razel
07/28/20 9:13:34 PM
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Fuck = PS4... your friend with benefits

Marry = Switch....wholesome games they never betray, always reliable....but don't expect that special somethin'/something on your birthday.

Kill = Xbone .... basically she's the DUFF that you 'practiced' with, and never call back. (Seriously, only I buy X-box for Halo games)

Then there's PC...... so here you are juggling around the three previous prospects, until one day you decide to back-pack through Europe or SEA, or some place tropic.....no fuck this, I'm not going to explain..... THE BEACH, anyone seen that movie?.... You're Leonardo DiCapiro, and you're fucking French girls in pristine blue water on beaches untouched by any other human on the planet. ....until you get eaten by a shark, like that Swiss guy in the movie but that's why you should use dedicated servers....
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ChaosAzeroth
07/28/20 9:20:28 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Fuck: PS4
Marry: Switch
Kill: X1

This.

I've played some PS4 and it's got some decent games, but I play Switch a lot more. Never played XBox One. Ever.
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SunWuKung420
07/28/20 9:23:58 PM
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One thing is for sure xbone is boned.

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Metalsonic66
07/28/20 9:34:55 PM
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Raze_Razel posted...
Then there's PC...... so here you are juggling around the three previous prospects, until one day you decide to back-pack through Europe or SEA, or some place tropic.....no fuck this, I'm not going to explain..... THE BEACH, anyone seen that movie?.... You're Leonardo DiCapiro, and you're fucking French girls in pristine blue water on beaches untouched by any other human on the planet. ....until you get eaten by a shark, like that Swiss guy in the movie but that's why you should use dedicated servers....


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Locke90
07/28/20 11:59:50 PM
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LB1 posted...
Can you clarify what the "that" which makes sense is? What do you think you've solved here?
work it out yourself.


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