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TheVipaGTS
07/27/20 4:09:34 PM
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https://twitter.com/PortlandPolice/status/1287611730005069824

lmao. Yea sure bros...

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Smashingpmkns
07/27/20 4:12:28 PM
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Those "molotovs" look like they were made at Michael's arts and crafts store. I'm sure these wife beaters have enough empty beer bottles on their nightstand to fake a real looking molotov.
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Touch
07/27/20 4:14:02 PM
#3:


Police Smollett

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Malcrasternus
07/27/20 4:19:30 PM
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>Painting the entire mag


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Intro2Logic
07/27/20 4:21:21 PM
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Why is the paint so fresh?

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voldothegr8
07/27/20 4:22:32 PM
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LOL looks like the paint is still drying
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Delirious_Beard
07/27/20 4:23:43 PM
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almost as dangerous as the cement milkshakes

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Doe
07/27/20 4:25:28 PM
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It's almost like All Cops Are B

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KnightofShikari
07/27/20 4:26:24 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
LOL looks like the paint is still drying
the paint is literally smudging onto the plastic sheet. god they're barely even trying to plant fake evidence at this point

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billcom6
07/27/20 4:26:33 PM
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https://twitter.com/hungrybowtie/status/1287842935816491009

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TheVipaGTS
07/27/20 4:27:14 PM
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And honestly, who are they trying to fool with this? The only people who will believe this are already on their side, and even they know this is bull shit.

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a-c-a-b
07/27/20 4:28:11 PM
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I'm sure the person who pointed the bag out to them was the same person who put it there.

I'd never trust a single word these pigs say.
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StarReaper13
07/27/20 4:31:27 PM
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M_Live posted...
Lmao why would those things just be in a bag
Because the cops just bought them lmao

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Malcrasternus
07/27/20 4:32:45 PM
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M_Live posted...
Lmao why would those things just be in a bag

Gonna be "that guy" and say it's a common strategy in guerrilla warfare to have weapon/ammo caches in planned, or likely to become hot spots, to keep those fighting in that area equipped and more effective.

That being said this is an obvious plant meant to paint the protesters in a bad light.

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KnightofShikari
07/27/20 4:33:46 PM
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Malcrasternus posted...
That being said this is an obvious plant meant to paint the protesters in a bad light.
well...

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Night_Lock9
07/27/20 4:34:09 PM
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Who would paint their magazines bright orange anyway? Yuck!
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thronedfire2
07/27/20 4:34:43 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
LOL looks like the paint is still drying

yeah you can clearly see where the light is reflecting off the paint that's still wet

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Malcrasternus
07/27/20 4:35:41 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
well...

=p

Night_Lock9 posted...
Who would paint their magazines bright orange anyway? Yuck!

Porkland Police.

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KnightofShikari
07/27/20 4:38:40 PM
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the only thing that would be better is if they showed the bag it was in and it had a receipt for the mason jars paid with a credit card belonging to the chief

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davyheinz
07/27/20 4:39:30 PM
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Staged as fuck

Cant decide if it is worse or better than the Austin PD love letter fiasco

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BobanMarjanovic
07/27/20 4:41:21 PM
#22:


All cops are good

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KnightofShikari
07/27/20 4:42:45 PM
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they had to change their story to include a mysterious person who pointed the bag out to them. why?

https://twitter.com/blue_corolla/status/1287780737874137092

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RadiantAdolin
07/27/20 4:45:15 PM
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Saddest part is that police probably know very well that this won't convince anyone, but it'll give their existing supporters more ammunition. Police have figured out they don't need to care.
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AlephZero
07/27/20 4:46:31 PM
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Abolish the police, communities can police themselves.

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Unnecessary
07/27/20 4:49:13 PM
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If it was just the molotovs, I'd be less suspicious.

If you got room for a rifle that'd take those, you can carry the ammo

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TheGoldenEel
07/27/20 4:49:27 PM
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Lmao the clearly wet paint smudged on the plastic of the left one too

fortunately no one on Twitter is buying this obvious bullshit

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sktgamer_13dude
07/27/20 4:49:58 PM
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You'd think that with all this shit going on, cops would do everything in their power to look good to everyone, not turn up the asshole meter to 11.
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TheGoldenEel
07/27/20 4:51:12 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
You'd think that with all this shit going on, cops would do everything in their power to look good to everyone, not turn up the asshole meter to 11.
Cops have no intelligence or self awareness

if you had a skill or the intelligence to actually contribute something to society you would not be a cop

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divot1338
07/27/20 4:54:40 PM
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Guys.

Its possible that this was actually a tip provided by someone that definitely doesnt own a red baseball cap.

Just like its possible that the Portland Police know this was a bullshit tip and they tweeted it out in typical bad faith.

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sktgamer_13dude
07/27/20 4:54:50 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...

Cops have no intelligence or self awareness

if you had a skill or the intelligence to actually contribute something to society you would not be a cop

True.

Just watched a video on r/PublicFreakout where some pea brained cop said he "made the laws" and that "he can take rights away" if he wants. It's like dude, have some fucking self-awareness. Or videos where people aren't doing anything violent or showing anything violent and cops are just macing and beating the shit out of citizens. It's like read the fucking room. Brutalizing people protesting police brutality is a shitty look and will only turn the public to the side of more "defunding the police" instead of "hey guys lets just change what the police actually do."
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NinjaWarrior455
07/27/20 4:57:56 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Lmao the clearly wet paint smudged on the plastic of the left one too

fortunately no one on Twitter is buying this obvious bullshit
I fucking wish no one was buying this. Some people have boots so far up their mouths they're shitting leather.

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tm315
07/27/20 5:01:11 PM
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I would think the local news would mention this claim by the police. And people will believe it
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Looked gf
07/27/20 5:06:05 PM
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Wow can't believe I left my bag of empty mason jars and freshly painted rifle mags in the park

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KnightofShikari
07/27/20 5:10:14 PM
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Looked gf posted...
Wow can't believe I left my bag of empty mason jars and freshly painted rifle mags in the park
and somehow didn't get the paint onto the mason jars as well

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billcom6
07/27/20 5:10:39 PM
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Better put my rags into my mason jars now to save time later.

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b_nolan
07/27/20 5:11:21 PM
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Is there a reason why the mags would be painted?

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Unnecessary
07/27/20 5:12:28 PM
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b_nolan posted...
Is there a reason why the mags would be painted?

Could just be used to quickly ID them if you have different types laying around.

Or if your buddies have some too and have sticky fingers

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sktgamer_13dude
07/27/20 5:13:52 PM
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b_nolan posted...
Is there a reason why the mags would be painted?

So that the pigs know which ones were theirs, obviously.
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divot1338
07/27/20 5:16:01 PM
#40:


b_nolan posted...
Is there a reason why the mags would be painted?
If youve seen Die Hard 2 youll remember that the red ones are the real bullets. The others are the blanks.

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RebelElite791
07/27/20 5:20:58 PM
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Absolute rat bastard pigs

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Malcrasternus
07/27/20 5:22:11 PM
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b_nolan posted...
Is there a reason why the mags would be painted?

To try and make them look like the superior red Lancer mags.



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The23rdMagus
07/27/20 5:23:05 PM
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They're also saying, completely without any sense of irony, that protesters carrying shields to protect themselves (like riot police do) is evidence that they're violent.

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Mezcla
07/27/20 5:24:24 PM
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what's next

Police: "We got a report of a strange vehicle in the area. We found a Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk stealth fighter jet brought in by protestors."

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LightningAce11
07/27/20 5:27:10 PM
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Why can't the politicians and police do something good for once? These protests are going to keep going because they couldn't sack up and admit they made mistakes.
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StarReaper13
07/27/20 5:42:00 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Why can't the politicians and police do something good for once? These protests are going to keep going because they couldn't sack up and admit they made mistakes.
Because that would mean they'd have to admit they were wrong and that's a no-no.

But doubling down on their piece of shit behavior is 100% in their eyes.

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StarReaper13
07/27/20 5:47:50 PM
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I see why cops don't try to be cool

https://twitter.com/hetherrfortune/status/1269366732587745282

They fucking suck at it

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thronedfire2
07/27/20 5:53:11 PM
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was that someone's bike that they tried to steal?

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SmidgeIsntBack
07/27/20 5:53:49 PM
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The Thank You letters with identical handwriting, the "bombs" that had a candle label in plain sight, now this. Police are so used to everyone respecting/fearing them that they don't even know how to lie well.

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