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AlphaCuck
07/24/20 10:58:35 PM
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there's a sandwich artist who works at the subway down the street and i'm going there tomorrow
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In_Other_News
07/24/20 11:03:18 PM
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Every time you see her let out a loud but sensual moan and say that the bologna looks delicious, but as you do this you must be staring at her chest. If you don't get a BJ after that then you did it wrong.
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KnightofShikari
07/24/20 11:05:25 PM
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jpenny2
07/24/20 11:09:07 PM
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"Your breats are so amazing that I forgot an S."

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SevenTenths
07/24/20 11:09:40 PM
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you don't if she's working you creeper

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SSJGrimReaper
07/24/20 11:10:03 PM
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breats in mah head

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The_Creep_2020
07/24/20 11:13:35 PM
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You must be a New Orleans townhouse, because you have an exquisite veranda.

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Dark_SilverX
07/24/20 11:15:13 PM
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stare down with a fantastic smile

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WingsOfGood
07/24/20 11:16:01 PM
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Ask for a glass of milk.
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KnightofShikari
07/24/20 11:16:54 PM
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greencheek
07/24/20 11:20:24 PM
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tote_all posted...
http://definition.org/define/breat/

I learned something today.

wtf at the use in a sentence section
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AlphaCuck
07/24/20 11:21:33 PM
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SevenTenths posted...
you don't if she's working you creeper

i don't know where she lives
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AlphaCuck
07/25/20 11:03:52 AM
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should i strike up conversation first or be more direct about telling her
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Hexenherz
07/25/20 11:05:00 AM
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this isn't something you say to random women you have infrequent and short interactions with at her place of work.

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Turbam
07/25/20 11:06:35 AM
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"Those are some yummy fat milkies, please feed me mommy"

Works every time :V

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AlphaCuck
07/25/20 11:07:00 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
this isn't something you say to random women you have infrequent and short interactions with at her place of work.

i go there a lot
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Hexenherz
07/25/20 11:07:22 AM
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also what are breats

regardless you shouldn't be commenting on anyone's breats if you're not already in a close relationship with them.

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AvlButtslam
07/25/20 11:08:17 AM
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Wasn't someone trying to hit on a girl at Subway a whole thing here a while ago
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Shablagoo
07/25/20 11:09:17 AM
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No_u
07/25/20 11:11:05 AM
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AlphaCuck posted...
there's a sandwich artist who works at the subway down the street and i'm going there tomorrow

be polite, correct and respectful.

yo gurl, you got them nice boobs, let me grab! = disrespectful, offensive, wrong.

dear lady, you have a very beautiful set of mammary glands. It would make my day if you allowed this humble admirer of them to gently caress them, if so you please = respectful, proper, correct.

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deupd_u
07/25/20 11:11:52 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8OL0e_GLs
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AvlButtslam
07/25/20 12:00:47 PM
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While she's making your sandwich tell her she has nice breads
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AlphaCuck
07/25/20 12:04:18 PM
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if she turns me down i was thinking about saying something like you think you have power over me but your moments up, sweaty
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Jabodie
07/25/20 12:05:43 PM
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I'll assume TC meant "breads" for the sandwiches. Just be forward, no harm in complimenting her work.

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BigDNoExcuses
07/25/20 12:07:29 PM
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"Nice tits, bitch. Wana fuck?"
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