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Hexenherz 07/24/20 4:41:36 PM #51:	First instinct was cats but reading through the thread and now I'm thinking spiders would be kind of fun. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:942538487] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>First instinct was cats but reading through the thread and now I'm thinking spiders would be kind of fun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Abiz_ 07/24/20 4:43:07 PM #52:	Stagmar posted... I'd expand that to all corvids. Not sure why it did, but when I found out that Ravens (whose calls are normally nothing like Crows) had been observed making Crow calls to get them to come play it blew my mind. How do Ravens play with Crows? <cite>Abiz_ posted [p:942538539] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Stagmar posted... </cite> <quote>I'd expand that to all corvids. Not sure why it did, but when I found out that Ravens (whose calls are normally nothing like Crows) had been observed making Crow calls to get them to come play it blew my mind.</quote>How do Ravens play with Crows? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 07/24/20 4:44:33 PM #53:	yeah spiders would be cool if we could unite our empires --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:942538585] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>yeah spiders would be cool if we could unite our empires </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 07/24/20 4:44:40 PM #54:	Dogs, obviously <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:942538589] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Dogs, obviously </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zhangliao1 07/24/20 5:01:52 PM #55:	Dogs --- "There are many children's books that teach morals, but I don't go around worshipping mother goose." - Dynalo <cite>zhangliao1 posted [p:942539303] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Dogs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Abiz_ 07/24/20 5:04:51 PM #56:	The people saying dogs realize we been cutting off their balls for awhile right? You know a lot of dogs head is level to on a man? You are just asking to be neutered. I would chose dogs myself, but ^. So racoon. I think with their little paws. We could put them to work making stuff in small spaces. <cite>Abiz_ posted [p:942539403] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>The people saying dogs realize we been cutting off their balls for awhile right? You know a lot of dogs head is level to on a man? You are just asking to be neutered. I would chose dogs myself, but ^. So racoon. I think with their little paws. We could put them to work making stuff in small spaces. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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archedsoul 07/24/20 5:07:55 PM #58:	Why the fuck would I let another animal compete with humans? Stay in your lane animals. --- "Fear cuts deeper than swords." <cite>archedsoul posted [p:942539497] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck would I let another animal compete with humans? Stay in your lane animals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 07/24/20 5:10:29 PM #59:	https://youtu.be/-GnLDJAgrws --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:942539591] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/-GnLDJAgrws </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 07/24/20 7:17:37 PM #60:	HashtagTartarus posted... Dogs, obviously You're still alive! --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:942544535] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>HashtagTartarus posted... </cite> <quote>Dogs, obviously</quote>You're still alive! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenState 07/24/20 7:19:19 PM #61:	an ocean animal, to explore that realm and open doors for future worlds --- Frank Gore HOF <cite>TheGoldenState posted [p:942544596] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>an ocean animal, to explore that realm and open doors for future worlds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 07/24/20 7:20:06 PM #62:	TheGoldenState posted... an ocean animal, to explore that realm and open doors for future worlds "Okay, so what's at the bottom" "You don't want to know" --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:942544635] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenState posted... </cite> <quote>an ocean animal, to explore that realm and open doors for future worlds</quote> "Okay, so what's at the bottom" "You don't want to know" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/24/20 7:21:05 PM #63:	archedsoul posted... Why the fuck would I let another animal compete with humans? Stay in your lane animals. This. But gun to my head I choose something weak so it'd be hard to overthrow us. So something like a butterfly. --- Oda break tracker 2020- 5 (5) \| THE Ohio State: 13-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 7-9 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:942544669] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>archedsoul posted...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck would I let another animal compete with humans? Stay in your lane animals. </quote> This. But gun to my head I choose something weak so it'd be hard to overthrow us. So something like a butterfly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 07/24/20 7:26:55 PM #64:	archedsoul posted... Why the fuck would I let another animal compete with humans? Stay in your lane animals. Finally, another realistic person. Everyone is thinking "ooo talking dogs :)" like a child. Imagine if dogs actually had human intelligence and human motivations? Suddenly they'd recognize their place in society, might not be so good. What if they want more? Instead of barking, they'd actually tell you. A lot. Maybe organize with other dogs that think like them. Maybe they'll start demanding wages for their work, in something other than "treats." Maybe they start to question things about society. Maybe they will see clipping their balls off as a rights violation and argue against that. You'll find dogs will likely no longer be content with being "cute pets." And then what? --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:942544897] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>archedsoul posted... </cite> <quote>Why the fuck would I let another animal compete with humans? Stay in your lane animals.</quote> Finally, another realistic person. Everyone is thinking "ooo talking dogs :)" like a child. Imagine if dogs actually had human intelligence and human motivations? Suddenly they'd recognize their place in society, might not be so good. What if they want more? Instead of barking, they'd actually tell you. A lot. Maybe organize with other dogs that think like them. Maybe they'll start demanding wages for their work, in something other than "treats." Maybe they start to question things about society. Maybe they will see clipping their balls off as a rights violation and argue against that. You'll find dogs will likely no longer be content with being "cute pets." And then what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 07/24/20 10:37:41 PM #65:	AmericaTheBrave posted... Finally, another realistic person. Everyone is thinking "ooo talking dogs :)" like a child. Imagine if dogs actually had human intelligence and human motivations? Suddenly they'd recognize their place in society, might not be so good. What if they want more? Instead of barking, they'd actually tell you. A lot. Maybe organize with other dogs that think like them. Maybe they'll start demanding wages for their work, in something other than "treats." Maybe they start to question things about society. Maybe they will see clipping their balls off as a rights violation and argue against that. You'll find dogs will likely no longer be content with being "cute pets." And then what? Replace dogs with the common person and you just illustrated why Capitalism needs to be dismantled. --- No Venezuelan fishermen ever called me a Bernie Bro. <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:942551954] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>AmericaTheBrave posted... </cite> <quote>Finally, another realistic person. Everyone is thinking "ooo talking dogs :)" like a child. Imagine if dogs actually had human intelligence and human motivations? Suddenly they'd recognize their place in society, might not be so good. What if they want more? Instead of barking, they'd actually tell you. A lot. Maybe organize with other dogs that think like them. Maybe they'll start demanding wages for their work, in something other than "treats." Maybe they start to question things about society. Maybe they will see clipping their balls off as a rights violation and argue against that. You'll find dogs will likely no longer be content with being "cute pets." And then what?</quote> Replace dogs with the common person and you just illustrated why Capitalism needs to be dismantled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/24/20 10:38:39 PM #66:	Nothing. Jesus we don't need more fucking idiots --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:942551989] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Nothing. Jesus we don't need more fucking idiots </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 07/24/20 10:41:35 PM #67:	voldothegr8 posted... This. But gun to my head I choose something weak so it'd be hard to overthrow us. So something like a butterfly. You ever see "The Birds"? --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:942552066] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>This. But gun to my head I choose something weak so it'd be hard to overthrow us. So something like a butterfly.</quote>You ever see "The Birds"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 07/24/20 10:42:54 PM #68:	Will Catgirls be a thing? --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:942552109] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Will Catgirls be a thing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 07/24/20 10:45:37 PM #70:	Were_Wyrm posted... Spiders Read Children of Time? --- He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:942552200] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted... </cite> <quote>Spiders</quote> Read Children of Time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 07/24/20 10:46:15 PM #71:	mobilebloechel posted... Be wary. Be cassowary --- He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:942552219] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>mobilebloechel posted... </cite> <quote></quote>Be wary. Be cassowary </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/24/20 10:47:18 PM #72:	Parrots since they can already talk and live 60 years. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:942552261] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Parrots since they can already talk and live 60 years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lord0fmud 07/24/20 10:52:19 PM #73:	Squid. Signing the death warrant for human kind. Mimicry, no bones, incredibly aggressive. In my opinion after the next ELE it will be said a turn at civilization. <cite>lord0fmud posted [p:942552424] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Squid. Signing the death warrant for human kind. Mimicry, no bones, incredibly aggressive. In my opinion after the next ELE it will be said a turn at civilization. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/24/20 10:52:36 PM #74:	Honey badgers --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:942552429] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Honey badgers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 07/24/20 10:53:19 PM #75:	TheGoldenState posted... an ocean animal, to explore that realm and open doors for future worlds Yeah seriously. I choose turtles. Theyre long lived too so they can tell stories to future children. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:942552449] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenState posted...</cite> <quote>an ocean animal, to explore that realm and open doors for future worlds </quote> Yeah seriously. I choose turtles. Theyre long lived too so they can tell stories to future children.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orangefire25 07/24/20 10:55:23 PM #76:	Thinking about it more considering I don't think the majority of humans around the globe could handle having another organic species as a equal fuck this. Humans would get jealous, or threatened, or something worse. There's already God knows how many people who think leaving your dog or cat behind in a storm is okay. --- "Shut up Blanc! Shut up with that Kentucky-fried foghorn Leghorn drawllll!" - Hugh Ransom Drysdale <cite>orangefire25 posted [p:942552516] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Thinking about it more considering I don't think the majority of humans around the globe could handle having another organic species as a equal fuck this. Humans would get jealous, or threatened, or something worse. There's already God knows how many people who think leaving your dog or cat behind in a storm is okay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 07/24/20 10:55:26 PM #77:	Didnt we breed Down Syndrome into dogs? I thought I remembered a Cracked article about it. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:942552517] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Didnt we breed Down Syndrome into dogs? I thought I remembered a Cracked article about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/24/20 10:58:22 PM #78:	iPhone_7 posted... Didnt we breed Down Syndrome into dogs? I thought I remembered a Cracked article about it. Yeah pretty much all dogs have defective genetics at this point. They used to be more like wolves. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:942552622] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>iPhone_7 posted... </cite> <quote>Didnt we breed Down Syndrome into dogs? I thought I remembered a Cracked article about it.</quote> Yeah pretty much all dogs have defective genetics at this point. They used to be more like wolves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orangefire25 07/24/20 11:00:02 PM #79:	Tyranthraxus posted... Yeah pretty much all dogs have defective genetics at this point. They used to be more like wolves. Yeah bro didn't you see lawnmower dog the Rick and Morty episode? --- "Shut up Blanc! Shut up with that Kentucky-fried foghorn Leghorn drawllll!" - Hugh Ransom Drysdale <cite>orangefire25 posted [p:942552669] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah pretty much all dogs have defective genetics at this point. They used to be more like wolves.</quote>Yeah bro didn't you see lawnmower dog the Rick and Morty episode? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frosted_Midna 07/24/20 11:04:48 PM #80:	mobilebloechel posted... I'd love to see a cassowary fight crime! --- It's more than good, it's alive! Warning: May contain stone hat pieces https://imgur.com/N6v5qZx <cite>Frosted_Midna posted [p:942552809] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>mobilebloechel posted... </cite> <quote></quote> I'd love to see a cassowary fight crime! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 07/24/20 11:06:46 PM #81:	ThanksUglyGod posted... Elephants. Very chill animals. The ladies, maybe. But than you'd have to deal with frat bulls raiding breweries and distilleries to get wasted and then humping cars and each other ~~In fact, elephants doing that is already a problem:https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/20/science/drunk-elephants-genes.html~~. Not to mention an elephant is, in and of itself, a deadly weapon. They do; however, seem pretty chill overall, and their trunks are strong and versatile appendages. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:942552879] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>ThanksUglyGod posted... </cite> <quote>Elephants. Very chill animals.</quote>The ladies, maybe. But than you'd have to deal with frat bulls raiding breweries and distilleries to get wasted and then humping cars and each other In fact, elephants doing that is already a problem:https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/20/science/drunk-elephants-genes.html. Not to mention an elephant is, in and of itself, a deadly weapon. They do; however, seem pretty chill overall, and their trunks are strong and versatile appendages. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 07/24/20 11:08:34 PM #82:	I too have a strong and versatile appendage. --- He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:942552922] in If you cou... [t:78868609]...</cite> <quote>I too have a strong and versatile appendage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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