Current Events > $50 million but you have to pick 3 of these things to become 5x larger

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Colonel_Snitsky
07/21/20 3:01:54 AM
#52:


Ving_Rhames posted...
Centipedes - As horrifying as these things look, they aren't all that harmful. And even with a size increase would probably be the least threatening/dangerous thing on the list.
Spiders - Same as the above,
Seagulls - Birds are kind of assholes in general, if you had said Swan instead of Seagull I probably wouldn't have picked this.

Everything else could cause too much property damage, or are too aggressive in general to want to give a size increase to.

depends on the centipedes species I guess, some of those fuckers eviscerate snakes.

also, seagulls give 0 fucks already, put them on roids and theyll become suicide birds lol.

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SkittyOnWailord
07/21/20 3:06:25 AM
#53:


I'm fine with any 3 of these.

YugiNoob posted...
* Mosquitoes
* Snakes
* Ants
* Roaches
* Seagulls
* Ticks and fleas
* Termites
* Mice and rats
* Raccoons
* Spiders
* Centipedes


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YugiNoob
07/21/20 3:14:32 AM
#54:


I mean yeah centipedes get rid of pests, but I think it's just the creepy factor that would keep me away from wanting them any bigger. There's already shit like this :<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU4sCZxEJ0c

Wait I'm getting a lot of results saying that those can only get up to 12 inches. That one looks a hell of a lot bigger than that

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PMarth2002
07/21/20 3:21:38 AM
#55:


Snakes, centipedes and raccoons.

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SuperVegitoFAN
07/21/20 3:22:27 AM
#56:


Raccoons and Seagulls. Dont think ive seen either IRL; so shouldnt affect me.

Then followed by Mice and Rats.

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MabusIncarnate
07/21/20 3:25:33 AM
#57:


Yes

Seagullls
Termites
Raccoons

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YugiNoob
07/21/20 3:26:50 AM
#58:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Termites
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MajesticFerret
07/21/20 4:20:08 AM
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I would take a world with 5x size raccoons for free. Same with mice/rats.

They can only reproduce as much as they can do to size and ability to adequately feed themselves. With their larger size most of them would starve to death and be pseudo extinct, similar to bears...which really are already quite rat like, just big.

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synth_real
07/21/20 4:31:47 AM
#60:


Mice and rats. Rodents Of Unusual Size. Why am I the first one to catch this?

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Drethrake
07/21/20 4:44:53 AM
#61:


Seagulls, bish I'm nowhere near the coast

Raccoons, bigger targets for the rifle.

Rats and Mice, because I can deal with those. If they're 5x bigger they won't be squeezing under the doors or through the floorboards cuz they're so big! They'll have to use the kitty door, and we'll get 'em!

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YugiNoob
07/21/20 5:08:19 AM
#62:


Holy crap the raccoon in that picture was 75 lbs. Imagine 375 lb raccoons D:

Although if they were that fat I doubt they would be able to move and would just die of starvation lol

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SuperVegitoFAN
07/21/20 5:10:12 AM
#63:


YugiNoob posted...
Holy crap the raccoon in that picture was 75 lbs. Imagine 375 lb raccoons D:

Danish word for Raccoon literally translates back to Washing Bear... guess its gonna live up to the "Bear" part of its name now lol.

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UnholyMudcrab
07/21/20 5:48:18 AM
#64:


synth_real posted...
Mice and rats. Rodents Of Unusual Size. Why am I the first one to catch this?

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
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Sticky_Derp
07/21/20 5:54:27 AM
#65:


seagulls, termites, raccoons

termites is actually an improvement, cause they'd have to find another food source

I don't care about going to the beach and I'd love to see the facebook posts about the new biggulls

I would love to see man sized racoons going through trash

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SuperVegitoFAN
07/21/20 5:57:16 AM
#66:


Sticky_Derp posted...
I would love to see man sized racoons going through trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIE1JRiO7Vw

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UltraDeku
07/21/20 8:51:29 AM
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Raccoons, roaches, ticks and fleas.

The last 3 don't seem that dangerous to humans and would be easier to kill if they were bigger (if you can hit them). Trash pandas wouldn't be that different from bears (unless they could open doors). Mice/rats, ants, and spiders have way too many offspring, and fuck mosquitoes in general. A flock of seagulls is already annoying enough, they don't need to be bigger.

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Galcian
07/21/20 10:22:01 AM
#68:


I'll take the money and supersize these

Seagulls
Raccoons
Centipedes

I don't encounter centipedes that much or seagulls. For raccoons they are afraid of humans so their danger wouldn't be as bad as say a grizzly bear. If raccoon went 5x size its height would be comparable to a gorilla. However their personality makes them not so bad

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modena
07/21/20 1:21:39 PM
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I almost threw my phone just looking at that centipede...jesus I just cant.We had some big ones in Hawaii but that's insane.

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DrizztLink
07/21/20 1:34:49 PM
#70:


I've dealt with centipedes that were like as long as my fucking forearm.

Y'all crazy voting for those creepy bastards

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modena
07/21/20 3:40:33 PM
#71:


DrizztLink posted...
I've dealt with centipedes that were like as long as my fucking forearm.

Y'all crazy voting for those creepy bastards
No kidding,just think about how strong and fast they are already.I would literally move the artic.

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RetsuZaiZen
07/21/20 3:42:17 PM
#72:


Seagulls, raccoons, centipedes

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YugiNoob
07/21/20 11:38:29 PM
#74:


Okay, what if I added these things to the list of things you could have grow 5x bigger

  • Badgers
  • Bears
  • Bedbugs
  • Alligators and crocodiles
  • Flying stinging insects (bees, wasps, hornets, etc.) (double parenthesis if you pic this you're a dick)
  • Testicles of all male creatures



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VandorLee
07/21/20 11:49:44 PM
#75:


Theres a lot of bad answers.

Raccoons a good one cause now theyre like big dog size and we can probably just kill them now.

Sea gulls for a similar reason.

Id say rats because i think the bigger size might actually hurt them in a sense.

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VandorLee
07/21/20 11:51:51 PM
#76:


YugiNoob posted...
Flying stinging insects (bees, wasps, hornets, etc.) (double parenthesis if you pic this you're a dick)

Whats wrong with you!? No amount of money.

Some people just want to watch the world burn....

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SpaceBear_
07/21/20 11:55:14 PM
#77:




Seagulls would be terrifying. And some of the world's biggest snakes would probably lead to the creation of fighting robot mechs.

Raccoons would be the size of bears and would need to be wiped out. It wouldn't affect me much since I've never seen one irl.

Mosquitoes and ticks would be easier to spot and kill, but they would be more deadly, i guess.

I am deathly afraid of ants, but 5x bigger wouldn't be a huge difference i guess.

Cockroachs would make me want to move to another country.

I say termites, centipedes and Rocket Raccoons.

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CADE FOSTER
07/22/20 12:01:33 AM
#78:


Mosquitoes

Raccoons

Ticks
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YugiNoob
07/22/20 12:02:10 AM
#79:


I remember someone on this board said there are roaches so big that you can hear them when they fly into your house at night. Now if they're 5 times bigger...

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blackhrt
07/22/20 12:10:17 AM
#80:


YugiNoob posted...
Whatever 3 things you pick will now ALWAYS grow to 5 times whatever their maximum size ever recorded was (in modern history, so no gigantic prehistoric things). This doesn't affect their lifespan, so they'll be growing faster to accommodate their new size. And let's just ignore how this would totally mess up the ecosystem since it's just for fun

This will only apply to creatures born after you take the deal; all current things in the world stay how they are

* Mosquitoes
* Snakes
* Ants
* Roaches
* Seagulls
* Ticks and fleas
* Termites
* Mice and rats
* Raccoons
* Spiders
* Centipedes

So I guess seagulls to go 5x larger, then we'd be able to ride them in the air?

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VTBM
07/22/20 12:18:51 AM
#81:


Seagulls
Racoons
Mice and Rats

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YugiNoob
07/22/20 12:21:33 AM
#82:


blackhrt posted...
So I guess seagulls to go 5x larger, then we'd be able to ride them in the air?
I mean if you can train them lol

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NobleWill8
07/22/20 12:23:20 AM
#83:


Seagulls
Snakes
Spiders

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Drethrake
07/22/20 1:27:57 AM
#84:


VandorLee posted...
Whats wrong with you!? No amount of money.

Some people just want to watch the world burn....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU

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