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MyWifeBeatsMe
07/18/20 12:34:03 AM
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Xbox
Xbox 360
Xbox One
Xbox One S
Xbox One X
Xbox Series S
Xbox Series X

This is why Microsoft is in last place compared to Sony and Nintendo. Their naming makes no sense at all.
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MrResetti
07/18/20 12:34:47 AM
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Do you know why the call it the Xbox series x?

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BloodMoon7
07/18/20 12:34:55 AM
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The SXBox 69

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tremain07
07/18/20 12:51:27 AM
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Nintendo 64
Nintendo Gamecube
Nintendo Wii
Nintendo WIiU
Nintendo Switch

Playstation
Playstation 2
Playstation 3
Playstation 4
Playstation 5

Well at least Sony is to the point

Nintendo = gimmick and look, it's a 64 because polygons, cube because it's a cube, wii because of pun on (We) and waggle, WiiU because they were lazy and complacent, Switch because of the sound joycons make when slotting into their slots.

XBOX meanwhile are like those weird people who ltry to make something sound more grandness than it is and just make everyone confused. I guess they couldn't be straight forward like Sony or look plus gimmick like Nintendo so they felt they had to do this.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/18/20 12:52:44 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Do you know why the call it the Xbox series x?

Why?

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BloodMoon7
07/18/20 12:54:22 AM
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Wait they really just call it PS 1, 2, 3 etc?

That sounds a bit too simple. It's like on the opposite side of the spectrum.

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KainWind
07/18/20 12:55:31 AM
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If you didn't list them in order I wouldn't know past the first three which was better.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/18/20 12:55:58 AM
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tremain07 posted...
Switch because of the sound joycons make when slotting into their slots.

Lol, hol up

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YourDrunkFather
07/18/20 1:01:01 AM
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I think its Microsoft that names them

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coh
07/18/20 1:01:51 AM
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Xbox 360 at least made sense at the time because they didn't want people thinking it was behind the PS3

Yeah people are dumb
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inloveanddeath0
07/18/20 1:03:33 AM
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marc55
07/18/20 1:06:13 AM
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tremain07 posted...
XBOX meanwhile are like those weird people who ltry to make something sound more grandness than it is and just make everyone confused

not sure if it happened with xbox

but wiiu had people thinking it was just a new controller for the wii
thats why they had to make a commercial explaining it was a new console !


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008Zulu
07/18/20 1:53:01 AM
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Because it was a time when everything had X in the name somehow made it more extreme and hardcore. Then the extreme fad died, and Microsoft were stuck with a brand named after a meme.

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