Poll of the Day > Anybody have advice about a girl?

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Looking for someone who is good with women. Please tell me what I should do

Have you tried showering?

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Be straightforward and nice.

It's what all humans want.

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Always a touchy subject haha... Just be yourself and have some confidents

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dont be weird

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Do the sex if she says you can do the sex

@LaggnFragnLarry

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Call her fat.

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Compliment her shoes.

Don't give favors free of charge.

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Just be upfront and honest.

Touch her boobs if she lets you and wants you to

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Don't use your heaviest club.
Brush your teeth at least once a week.
Compliment her when she makes you a sammich.
Pretend to lose arguments with her, it makes them happy.
Don't ask if they are on their period if they do something irrational. They do irrational things all the time.
Get her really drunk before asking for a three way the first time.


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Know your value, compared to her worth.

TLDR: Don't be a simp.

tinder babes love tequila and the movie theres something about mary. gotten laid every time with that combo

Be honest, be yourself, don't be Larry, be considerate, be a gentleman, be confident, don't be Larry.

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Woman here, so I like to think Im at least alright with women.

• Being generally clean is nice. Invest in a good deodorant and have a subtle cologne if youre going to go on a date, and a little goes a long way. You can get decent ones at Sephora or Bath and Body Works. Also brush those teeth! So many dudes seem to ignore that and its not appealing to have stinky breath for anyone.
• Have some good fashion! Its not super important but it helps and its nice to have an outfit complemented on. Things like Stitchfix are good since they have people that can help you figure out your style pretty effectively. You dont need super expensive stuff and not every girl wants some dude in an Armani suit. Just wear what you feel fits your frame and general aesthetic.
• Dont focus too much on her or yourself. Youre on a date to get to know each other. Let the conversation go back and forth. Ask her about her hobbies and things she does with her friends. Ask if she wants to do those things with you. Some of my favourite dates tend to be when were doing something both of us can enjoy. Its okay if its just dinner and bowling or whatever. Explore each other as people and go from there. Dont be nervous. Dont put her on a pedestal. That just feels weird and not great because you wont let yourself relate to her.

Thats just basic stuff but if you have any other questions @LB1 feel free to ask!

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Be honest, be yourself, don't be Larry, be considerate, be a gentleman, be confident, don't be Larry.

I have a problem with two of those things!!

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SpeeDLeemon posted...

I have a problem with two of those things!!

Your right, you shouldn't be honest if the dress does make her look fat, and some chicks hate when you act like a gentleman.

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wolfy42 posted...

some chicks hate when you act like a gentleman.

Don't act, just be.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Don't act, just be.

So be Larry?
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Exactly.

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Revelation34 posted...

So be Larry?

So you need glasses?

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Girls like funny guys. Make jokes.
If they make her laugh(even the really bad ones) then she probably like you.
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you have to hold the pillow down really hard, but they have weak little arms so if you can disable them, its free exp.
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be clean, that means clothes, hair, beard, nails, stuff like that. Don't wear goofy immature meme t shirts. Make sure you have healthy habits, are not a slob, be confident, independent but realistic. When you speak, use a calm and normal tone, don't be an arrogant dickhead know-it-all. If you have weird hobbies, try not to mention it nobody cares about your fascination with centipedes.

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Consent is important.

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Raze_Razel posted...

Know your value, compared to her worth.

TLDR: Don't be a simp.

This.

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Yes.

Don't take advice about women and/or dating from people on GameFaqs, not even me.

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Smiffwilm posted...

Yes.

Don't take advice about women and/or dating from people on GameFaqs, not even me.

Some of us have actually had physical contact with women and aren't just a johnny bravado personality on gamefaqs.

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LeetCheet posted...

Girls like funny guys. Make jokes.
If they make her laugh(even the really bad ones) then she probably like you.

Especially the really bad ones, then you know its only because she likes you, an actual funny joke could mean she just found it funny

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wear a fedora, trench coat, and anime t shirt
call her m'lady
tell her you're a gentleman/nice guy

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No butt stuff until she says so..

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If they've shot you down and arent interested, leave it at that

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So what advice has the TC actually applied? I feel some good advice has been advised here from well know stud muffins.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Some of us have actually had physical contact with women and aren't just a johnny bravado personality on gamefaqs.

Big pimpin

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Shoot, I dont know much about women. If you want to save your wallet, make sure you get one who doesnt do all that foolishness with makeup, shoes and fancy dogs or purses. Find one thats happy with a nice pickup truck and a tractor.

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fancy dogs. lmao

But yeah, artsy, homebody girls are the best

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I got drunk on Friday and was standing near the bathrooms at a pub in town. Some girl called me into one of them, so I was like *shrug* Alright. I already had to pee really bad, so I just told her I was going to do that, and I did. Then she said she had to go, so she did. Then I looked at her and told her she has nice eyes. It was at that point that we began making out for a good while. I went and bought her some tequila after that and then we parted ways, probably to never see each other again. She didnt have Fb and I never thought to get her number.

Idk, try something like that.

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You bought her Tequila and didn't reap the benefits of a girl drunk on Tequila? Damn, yo

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SpeeDLeemon posted...

You bought her Tequila and didn't reap the benefits of a girl drunk on Tequila? Damn, yo

I ruined myself and wasnt thinking. I dont drink tequila, so the fact that I did means I was already BOP.

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There is no magic advice. I mean are you out, are you shopping? Are you at a park or in class? You cant just approach her when shes busy. I would say watch for a window. If its closed, Hope you see her again. If youre in a shop and you pass each other, window closed. Dont turn around and chase her down unless you have a really charming reason like she dropped something.

https://www.twitch.tv/trueanon/clip/SmellyAbnegateMouseResidentSleeper

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Check for the d. Throws me off every time.

Em_gai posted...

There is no magic advice. I mean are you out, are you shopping? Are you at a park or in class? You cant just approach her when shes busy. I would say watch for a window. If its closed, Hope you see her again. If youre in a shop and you pass each other, window closed. Dont turn around and chase her down unless you have a really charming reason like she dropped something.

What kind of shop

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I will give you advice. But do the exact opposite of what I tell you.

zebatov posted...

I ruined myself and wasnt thinking. I dont drink tequila, so the fact that I did means I was already BOP.

Ruined yourself as in shit your pants?

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Get her a t-shirt that says 'masturbation is an inside job'

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classic

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Ask yourself if she's even going to consider it do half of this shit for you.