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Slayerblade11 07/15/20 1:00:25 PM #1: |
" If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully's house and burn it to the ground. "
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Brilliant 07/15/20 1:01:28 PM #2: |
Good ol'dragon.
It's the story that never ends. --- Shining like the sun ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SazhAndFrocobo 07/15/20 1:02:40 PM #3: |
Came in expecting Drampa
Got Drampa --- You think you die and everything will be sugah and rainbows? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MJOLNRVII 07/15/20 1:04:34 PM #4: |
I was expecting one of the ghosts or Cacturne who eats people in the desert iirc.
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MC_BatCommander 07/15/20 1:05:55 PM #5: |
Pokedex entries can be pretty wild. Tyranitar can knock down mountains, Alakazam is smarter than super computers, fucking Drifloon is fueled by souls and takes children to the afterlife.
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PatrickMahomes 07/15/20 1:07:27 PM #6: |
These Pokmon are called the "Signpost for Wandering Spirits." Children holding them sometimes vanish.
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FortuneCookie 07/15/20 1:09:40 PM #7: |
"Those kids at school they tease you, Kenny. Because they've never tasted hell. Today, we turn the tables!"
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PatrickMahomes 07/15/20 1:11:50 PM #8: |
According to old tales, these Pokmon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.
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Solar_Crimson 07/15/20 1:16:04 PM #9: |
Gengar:
Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up. It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans. Even your home isnt safe. Gengar will lurk in whatever dark corner of a room it can find and wait for its chance to catch its prey. (Mega) Gengars relationships are warped. It has no interest in opponents unless it perceives them as prey. (Mega) It tries to take the lives of anyone and everyone. It will even try to curse the Trainer who is its master! (G-Max) Rumor has it that its gigantic mouth leads not into its body, filled with cursed energy, but instead directly to the afterlife. (G-Max) It lays traps, hoping to steal the lives of those it catches. If you stand in front of its mouth, you'll hear your loved ones' voices calling out to you. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 07/15/20 1:16:21 PM #10: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
Pokedex entries can be pretty wild. Tyranitar can knock down mountains, Alakazam is smarter than super computers, fucking Drifloon is fueled by souls and takes children to the afterlife.Alakazam be like (Attempts to learn 5th Pokemon move) --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 07/15/20 1:17:00 PM #11: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
Pokedex entries can be pretty wild. Tyranitar can knock down mountains, Alakazam is smarter than super computers, fucking Drifloon is fueled by souls and takes children to the afterlife. Cubone literally wearing its dead mother's skull as a mask >____> --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SolidShadow3 07/15/20 1:19:49 PM #12: |
Hypno is basically a pedo
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Funkydog 07/15/20 1:20:15 PM #13: |
I will forever buy into the theory that the entries are just children's exaggerations.
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tremain07 07/15/20 1:21:17 PM #14: |
Seeking to ease the burden of their solitude, lonely Trainers tell Zoroark to show illusions to them.
It has the power to predict the future. Its power peaks when it is protecting its Trainer.To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole. --- IGN: Sun FC: 0061-0132-7564 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 07/15/20 2:39:17 PM #15: |
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MC_BatCommander 07/15/20 2:40:43 PM #16: |
Funkydog posted...
I will forever buy into the theory that the entries are just children's exaggerations. Well considering the Pokedex doesn't have an entry until the Pokemon is captured one might argue that the entries indeed are just the trainer's observation of the Pokemon and since you play a child it would be prone to exaggeration. That's an interesting take! --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saspa 07/16/20 3:20:07 PM #17: |
Funkydog posted...
I will forever buy into the theory that the entries are just children's exaggerations. Lol those old memes were hilarious, I'm surprised good pokemon memes aren't done anymore. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dave_is_slick 07/16/20 3:24:49 PM #18: |
Funkydog posted...
I will forever buy into the theory that the entries are just children's exaggerations.But why would a tool as advanced as the Pokedex have the entries written by kids? --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 07/16/20 3:28:38 PM #19: |
dave_is_slick posted...
But why would a tool as advanced as the Pokedex have the entries written by kids? Same reason they let a kid wander into the wild catching wild pokemon. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 07/16/20 3:28:41 PM #20: |
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Blue_Inigo 07/16/20 3:29:50 PM #21: |
Drampa sounds like a true bro
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/16/20 3:31:45 PM #22: |
There are a lot of messed up pokedex entries that are creepy, evil, and down right scary.
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Choco 07/16/20 3:32:19 PM #23: |
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
There are a lot of messed up pokedex entries that are creepy, evil, and down right scary.lmao what --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dave_is_slick 07/16/20 3:39:51 PM #24: |
Squall28 posted...
In that universe it's just something some kids do. Nothing about that implies that they'd be in charge of a highly advanced scientific tool. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpaceBear_ 07/16/20 4:00:55 PM #25: |
Anyone who smells a Gloom from up to a mile away will pass out supposedly.
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Phantom_Nook 07/16/20 4:10:10 PM #26: |
"every time Entei barks, a volcano erupts."
better not keep one as a pet then. if it sees any Pidgey in the yard... --- Not posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 07/16/20 8:41:17 PM #27: |
Magcargo is literally hotter than the sun
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IHeartRadiation 07/16/20 8:58:18 PM #28: |
You can breed a house cat with a whale and you can make a rock punch animals in the face.
Not that surprising it's dark. --- I don't get it either. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kircheis 07/16/20 9:26:40 PM #29: |
IHeartRadiation posted...
You can breed a house cat with a whale and you can make a rock punch animals in the face. It's kind of amazing that the main game storylines include attempted genocide and child abuse and that's still somehow not as dark as the Mystery Dungeon games can get. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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inloveanddeath0 07/16/20 9:31:41 PM #30: |
Primeape in Sun "It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however"
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Jshipp24 07/16/20 9:38:44 PM #31: |
I'm the manga they show some of the true ways Pokemon act. A Gengar can hide in your shadow and literally drain your life force away whether you know about it or not. Victerebell is big enough that if you fall into it you can die. A Dragonite's hyperbeam was strong enough to blow up an entire city.
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inloveanddeath0 07/16/20 9:39:41 PM #32: |
Jshipp24 posted...
I'm the manga they show some of the true ways Pokemon act. A Gengar can hide in your shadow and literally drain your life force away whether you know about it or not. Victerebell is big enough that if you fall into it you can die. A Dragonite's hyperbeam was strong enough to blow up an entire city.Well they had to make it more kid friendly unfortunately --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChrisTaka 07/16/20 9:44:26 PM #33: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
Gengar: Damn, and Gengar is one of my favorites too --- If Corona is so bad why not just make it illegal? *thinking emoji* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ghettoraider81 07/16/20 10:05:35 PM #34: |
Phantom_Nook posted...
"every time Entei barks, a volcano erupts." Hopefully its the same volcano that keeps erupting --- Win, lose, or tie Oakland Raiders til I die! WHY'S THE RUM GONE! S.M.O.K.E my anti sXe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarSpangled 07/18/20 6:04:54 PM #35: |
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/bkrjwy/i_forgot_how_much_i_loved_battle_frontier_dialogue/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/28e3js/the_battle_tower_sure_does_attract_some_weirdos/ --- Make love, not war- too many people have forgotten this ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PokeCris 07/20/20 12:47:16 AM #37: |
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IHeartRadiation 07/20/20 2:49:17 PM #38: |
PokeCris posted...
*Comes home with strong emotions* *Get assaulted by pokemon* *Get strong emotions for getting assaulted by pokemon* ... --- I don't get it either. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zanzenburger 07/20/20 3:13:33 PM #39: |
Around half the pokedex entries in Sword and Shield try to build an ecosystem by always mentioning a pokemon's rivalry with another pokemon species, or how it's prey to this other pokemon, etc.
Not sure how I feel about it. I appreciate them trying to connect the world better, but sometimes the entries just sound cringeworthy. --- Congratulations! Your post was deemed response-worthy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwayM 07/20/20 3:17:43 PM #40: |
Pokdex entries imply a much deeper and more interesting topic role than the games BEGIN to portray.
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Funkydog 07/20/20 3:23:47 PM #41: |
SwayM posted...
Pokdex entries imply a much deeper and more interesting topic role than the games BEGIN to portray.It does make me think the people who write the pokedex entries, and the people who make the games/show haven't ever spoken to one another. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 07/20/20 3:29:54 PM #42: |
Zanzenburger posted...
Around half the pokedex entries in Sword and Shield try to build an ecosystem by always mentioning a pokemon's rivalry with another pokemon species, or how it's prey to this other pokemon, etc.Yeah it was cool once in a while like seviper/zangoose, but now theyre oversaturated --- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 1 (12-4) (ELIMINATED): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 2 (6-2): https://imgur.com/BBhN2z3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 07/20/20 4:06:35 PM #43: |
Funkydog posted...
It does make me think the people who write the pokedex entries, and the people who make the games/show haven't ever spoken to one another.lmaooo --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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