Current Events > Johnny Depp says Amber Heard socked him on the night he lost $650 Million.

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DirkDiggles
07/13/20 2:13:57 PM
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Doe
07/13/20 2:14:34 PM
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How the fuck did he lose $650million? Gambling? How much did he have left over after?

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KStateKing17
07/13/20 2:15:17 PM
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I probably would have too tbh

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PatrickMahomes
07/13/20 2:16:40 PM
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Doe posted...
How the fuck did he lose $650million?
This

I'm trying to imagine what I would do if I was given 24 hours to lose $650m. Obviously no gimmicks like "write a check for 650m" or whatever

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DirkDiggles
07/13/20 2:16:59 PM
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He lost $100 Million because his attorneys failed to pay his taxes for 17 years and the $550 million was from a series of produced films that he done to either fail in the box office or not to be released.

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Sad_Face
07/13/20 2:17:03 PM
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How do you "lose" $650 million? HOW?
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BudDupree48
07/13/20 2:23:57 PM
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I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.

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archedsoul
07/13/20 2:28:02 PM
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The $650 million loss was from mismanagement by his financial team.

They were probably siphoning money and whatnot. Happens a lot with careless millionaires.

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CableZL
07/13/20 2:30:26 PM
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Man, that sucks... If I were in that position, I think I would have a hard time trusting anyone else with my money. There are too many stories like this.

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PatrickMahomes
07/13/20 2:42:53 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
He lost $100 Million because his attorneys failed to pay his taxes for 17 years and the $550 million was from a series of produced films that he done to either fail in the box office or not to be released.
The topic title makes it sound like it all was lost in one night though

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Mecha Sonic
07/13/20 2:46:10 PM
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are both two scummy, miserable people and I'm tired of hearing about both of them tbh


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ZannoL
07/13/20 2:50:13 PM
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Mecha Sonic posted...
Amber Heard is scummy

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kingdrake2
07/13/20 2:50:21 PM
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archedsoul posted...
The $650 million loss was from mismanagement by his financial team.


i hope Depp fired those freeloading assholes for not doing the job correctly.
then again more vamps will fill their place.
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ColdRainAndSnow
07/13/20 2:57:12 PM
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I think what happened was he lost $110 million in back taxes and learned about the charge that night, so in his mind he added that to his previous loses (poor production investments) and he was all fucked liked damn Ive lost $650 million ! Goldigger gets triggered too and tried to blame Johnny that he let people take advantage of him even though Amber was the biggest abuser

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Pepys Monster
07/13/20 3:06:50 PM
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Mecha Sonic posted...
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are both two scummy, miserable people and I'm tired of hearing about both of them tbh
No, Amber Heard is scum. Not Johnny Depp.

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420TwiZtiD420
07/13/20 3:08:24 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.
Tell me you brought those fucking golf shoes!?

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threetimes
07/14/20 10:01:55 PM
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Houston
07/14/20 10:21:55 PM
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threetimes posted...
There was this.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/feb/01/johnny-depp-spent-3m-blasting-hunter-s-thompson-ashes-from-cannon-ex-managers-claim

Ridiculous. Trump could have had something done like that for a couple hundred grand or less.

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ScazarMeltex
07/14/20 10:27:25 PM
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archedsoul posted...
The $650 million loss was from mismanagement by his financial team.

They were probably siphoning money and whatnot. Happens a lot with careless millionaires.
Yeah, you almost have to hire a guy to watch you money manager, then hire a guy to watch the guy who watches your money manager.

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St0rmFury
07/14/20 10:30:05 PM
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threetimes posted...
There was this.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/feb/01/johnny-depp-spent-3m-blasting-hunter-s-thompson-ashes-from-cannon-ex-managers-claim
lolwut, that reminds me of a certain side mission from Borderlands TPS.

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KStateKing17
07/14/20 10:41:25 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
Why the fuck would you keep those attorneys after just one year of failing to pay taxes? >_>
For real. I don't understand how one doesn't look over their own finances even with advisers and lawyers involved.

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