Poll of the Day > Jessica Simpson puts on TIGHT JEANS to PROVE she can wear'em!! Is She a MILF???

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Full Throttle
07/11/20 11:31:57 PM
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Is Jessica a MILF?


Jessica Simpson turned 40 this passed Friday and she wanted to show people she could still fit into her tight TRUE RELIGION JEANS that she wore 14 YEARS AGO as she said goodbye to her 30s!!

The mother of 3 looked strikingly thin after losing a massive 100lbs when she ballooned at her third pregnancy.

The former pop star took a selfie in front of her mirror in her jeans as she wrote "I have kept these throwback True Religion jeans in my closet for 14 yrs (i'm not exaggerating). I figured that since i'm in my final hours of my 30s, i'd give them another try and hello 40 so nice to meet you"

She opened up about your weight struggles and described how she was pressured to lose weight in the music industry from then Sony Exec, Tommy Mottola who told her at 17 she had to lose 15 pounds and then came the crop tops and dancing and choreography which she was not accustomed to like other pop singers

She reflected on her Daisy Duke image and that was the look people thought of her now which she hated being something she wasn't and now she looks forward in her 40s to see what her new chapter in life will bring her

Is Jessica a MILF?

Now -

https://i.imgur.com/J9aOHlX.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/NjXmi9e.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/YXlRgxJ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/s97EN7A.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jb99An0.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Ehnjrji.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/B2IBFb3.jpg

Then -

https://i.imgur.com/VivLzBU.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qQmgyYf.jpg

Prime Days -

https://i.imgur.com/DzUi5i5.jpg
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Aculo
07/12/20 12:00:31 AM
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What happened to her face?

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/12/20 12:01:43 AM
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Aculo posted...
What happened to her face?
She stopped eating.

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Entity13
07/12/20 12:04:24 AM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/12/20 12:06:40 AM
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Entity13 posted...
I was going to assume drugs.
Oh ya know she used speed to loose weight. Pretty common in CA.

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faramir77
07/12/20 12:23:55 AM
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She looks kind of coked up in the first picture, but she's lost the weight well.

I'm surprised she's only 40, though. I thought she was older than that.

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Zeus
07/12/20 12:42:55 AM
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She hasn't aged all that well. Oo

faramir77 posted...
I'm surprised she's only 40, though. I thought she was older than that.

idk, for some reason I was thinking she was younger. I thought she only 20 in Dukes of Hazzard and that came out like 14 or 15 years ago. I don't think I was all that familiar with her prior to that, though.

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Entity13
07/12/20 1:42:11 AM
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Zeus posted...
She hasn't aged all that well. Oo

idk, for some reason I was thinking she was younger. I thought she only 20 in Dukes of Hazzard and that came out like 14 or 15 years ago. I don't think I was all that familiar with her prior to that, though.

I mean, 40 isn't a huge leap from 35. Just some people handle that time better than others.

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JixHedgehog
07/12/20 5:59:01 AM
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Aculo posted...
What happened to her face?

You beat me to it.. what the bloop?

Her old face was fine

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SunWuKung420
07/12/20 7:40:39 AM
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Terrible cosmetic surgery. Ugh.

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party_animal07
07/12/20 8:44:21 AM
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Looks like she got her boobs touched up as well.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/14/20 4:02:09 PM
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JixHedgehog posted...
You beat me to it.. what the bloop?

Her old face was fine
Shes sucking in her cheeks to hide sagging.

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IronBornCorps
07/14/20 4:03:17 PM
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Y'all, she looks like that because she's not wearing makeup...
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keyblader1985
07/14/20 4:14:24 PM
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Aculo posted...
What happened to her face?
My reaction ver batim

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wordscansay
07/14/20 7:22:13 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Y'all, she looks like that because she's not wearing makeup...


My assumption as well. I'd bloop her if she dolled up.
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ClarkDuke
07/14/20 7:24:03 PM
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Aculo posted...
What happened to her face?
oh god, she looks like a ghoul, ok?

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JigsawTDC
07/14/20 7:24:36 PM
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I'm kinda amazed that duckbear is still at it after all these years.
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