Board 8 > theoretically can superman lie prone and shoot his pee into space?

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and would batman have a plan in place to save mars from the planetary golden shower

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Yes and no respectfully

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No

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Yes. His sneeze can destroy galaxies. His pee would devastate the cosmos. No, Batman would not be able to save Mars because Mars would not be a target really. He would surely hop into his BatTime Machine and go back in time to when Superman had an extra large big gulp and secretly replace it with a smaller size, thus saving the universe.

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DC has Martian Manhunter. Please at least pick the right superhero for the situation. Christ.

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scarletspeed7 posted...

DC has Martian Manhunter. Please at least pick the right superhero for the situation. Christ.

I'm sorry but I'm not a NEEEEERD

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Also thinking about superhero watersports and not including Aquaman is a huge fail

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can aquaman control those parasites that can swim up pee streams

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you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it.

or did you mean "supine" instead of prone?

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Snrkiko posted...

can aquaman control those parasites that can swim up pee streams

Seems like something he could do. Then he can hook up with Batman to get them laced with kryptonite.

...of all the ways to deal with superman, this has to rank pretty highly on the inane scale.

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DeepsPraw posted...

you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it.

or did you mean "supine" instead of prone?

You're the one who doesn't understand Superman Dick Physics.

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NFUN posted...

You're the one who doesn't understand Superman Dick Physics.

There's an entire website devoted to this subject:

https://www.superdickery.com/tag/superman/

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DeepsPraw posted...

you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it.

or did you mean "supine" instead of prone?

yes shut up no

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this is the most b8 topic I have seen in a while

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Tom Bombadil posted...

this is the most b8 topic I have seen in a while

and butts and butts and butts and

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If Superman gets his power from solar energy, does he even need to eat or drink? What purpose does the Kryptonian digestive system serve?
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have we ever seen prove that he needs to (or even can) pee

y'know what don't answer that

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let's say batman wouldn't be able to do put his plan in place, where should mars sue superman for sexual assault? Would an intergalactic court need to be established?

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Snrkiko posted...

yes shut up no

DeepsPraw posted...

you mean through the diameter of the earth and out the other side? I'm gonna say no. Even if the stream does make it through the thousands of miles of rock, the liquid metal core is gonna vaporize it.

or did you mean "supine" instead of prone?

Came into this topic with the same question, "yes shut up no" answers it unquestionably


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Why are y'all under the assumption Supes even has a urethra for a Kryptonite-laced candiru fish to swim into? He is after all, not human...

NSFW
https://imgur.com/gallery/RCPYB14

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MajinZidane posted...

Came into this topic with the same question, "yes shut up no" answers it unquestionably

a man handles tough questions head on

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Snrkiko posted...

and butts and butts and butts and

Could Superman shoot his pee far enough that it goes around the Earth and then into his own butt?
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that's one way to stop thanos

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Well, if we obey piss physics, the answer is actually no. Piss doesn't exist as a liquid under conditions in space. In addition to the heat generated as the piss travels at escape velocity through the atmosphere, as pressure decreases so does boiling point. It's probably possible to calculate at exactly which point his super-piss vaporizes in the atmosphere but I suspect it's long before it hits vacuum.

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Brayze_II posted...

Well, if we obey piss physics, the answer is actually no. Piss doesn't exist as a liquid under conditions in space. In addition to the heat generated as the piss travels at escape velocity through the atmosphere, as pressure decreases so does boiling point. It's probably possible to calculate at exactly which point his super-piss vaporizes in the atmosphere but I suspect it's long before it hits vacuum.

Perhaps if we were to chill Superman's dick to absolute zero, his piss would exhibit superfluidity and thus travel with zero kinetic loss, which would surely be capable of then reaching the vacuum of space.

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metaIslug posted...

Can Spider-Man shot web from his dingus

breaking: local woman found dead, believed to have suffocated from bizarre excess of webbing on face

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