Current Events > Why haven't any Americans voted for Funny Valentine?

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Literally a better choice than Biden or Trump

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Funny Valentine, or should I say, Unfunny Valentine, I never liked him. He goes on about napkins, and taking napkins, and I owned many, many restaurants and hotels with the best napkins, so Im an expert in the field, compared to Unfunny, and he says, you need to take the first napkin! Well, Unfunny, Ive owned many hotels, many restaurants, with many napkins, and if there werent enough napkins? What? That would never happen. If I sit down, and my napkin isnt there, I tell my waitress, and I always had the most beautiful waitresses, very young, very buxom, much like my daughter, and the waitresses bring me whatever napkins and as many napkins as I want. So Unfunny, you can take your precious, low quality, Chinese napkins, because thats where Unfunny wants to send all our napkin jobs, to CHINA, and you can just shove em. Because when Im re-elected, for my second term, and who knows, maybe a third term? Am I right? I know its against the constitution now, but my people, many people have been saying we can amend it, a third, maybe even a fourth term, and Ill give America, the Americans who work hard and who are a credit to our great heritage, there will be no napkin shortage, because there will be no Chinese napkins, and you can sit wherever you want, in America!

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