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HotLap
07/07/20 1:45:39 PM
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I went to the grocery store and while unpacking I found five cans of boneless, skinless pink salmon. I never put these in my cart. I checked my receipt and theres no salmon on it.

I have no idea what to use canned salmon for and now Ive stolen five cans of it. What do I do with it?

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WaterLink
07/07/20 1:47:00 PM
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Use the fish oil as lube
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whitelytning
07/07/20 1:48:05 PM
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Eat it. By itself as a snack or mix it into a salad.

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R1masher
07/07/20 1:50:13 PM
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Learn to juggle

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Were_Wyrm
07/07/20 1:52:10 PM
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feed the bears

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buddhamonster
07/07/20 1:57:48 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tIg2nK67LQ

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Reis
07/07/20 1:59:26 PM
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drink it
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kingdrake2
07/07/20 1:59:54 PM
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whitelytning posted...
Eat it. By itself as a snack or mix it into a salad.


some mayo and seasonings. with crackers. it's good to go.
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buddhamonster
07/07/20 2:02:08 PM
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You guys telling him to eat it may as well be issuing him a death sentence.

Don't do it man! Didn't you see the video?! It'll kill you and everyone around you!

Bail!

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MorbidFaithless
07/07/20 2:02:10 PM
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Raise an army of stray cats

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SBAllen
07/07/20 2:02:36 PM
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Best use is as a chicken substitute in a Caesar salad.

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WaterLink
07/07/20 2:03:14 PM
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SBAllen posted...
Best use is as a chicken substitute in a Caesar salad.

With a lot of bacon I'm assuming?
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HotLap
07/07/20 9:19:16 PM
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Well shit now I gotta put all this salmon on a Caesar salad or else Im gonna get banned.

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SimpleMan
07/07/20 9:27:24 PM
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Make a tuna fish salad but sub out the tuna for salmon.

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pogo_rabid
07/07/20 9:28:19 PM
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make salmon patties, i do this fairly often

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Mistere Man
07/07/20 9:29:38 PM
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Make salmon croquettes

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berlyman101
07/07/20 9:31:21 PM
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Mix it with white rice, salt, pepper, and high quality olive oil. throw in some dill if you have it. then eat it

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Irony
07/07/20 9:33:37 PM
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If you have egg and breadcrumbs you can make patties for a salmon burger

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HotLap
07/08/20 12:12:52 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
Mix it with white rice, salt, pepper, and high quality olive oil. throw in some dill if you have it. then eat it

I might do this one because Ive been straight up horny for dill weed over the last few months.

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R1masher
07/08/20 12:13:48 PM
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Smh, you coulda been a pro juggler by now

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HotLap
07/08/20 12:28:32 PM
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Who says Im not?

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TheOnionKnight
07/08/20 12:30:08 PM
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@spanky1
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Alteres
07/08/20 12:32:37 PM
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Salmon picante.

Salmon, velveeta cheese, and spicy rotel tomatoes.

Heat and mix, done.

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spanky1
07/08/20 2:53:03 PM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
@spanky1

I do not like canned salmon.

Only tuna.
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