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AlCalavicci
07/04/20 5:43:36 PM
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Sometimes when my cousin and I spoon I'll have my arm underneath myself/her pillow as I am the big spoon. But it doesn't take long for my arm to get really sore because my weight is basically laying on it.

Is there a secret here I should know about?

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thronedfire2
07/04/20 5:44:14 PM
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yeah you let her fall asleep and then make yourself comfortable

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specialkid8
07/04/20 5:44:55 PM
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Be the small spoon.
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garan
07/04/20 5:54:45 PM
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I always sleep with one of my arms up like that, so it feels natural to me. Maybe ask your cousin if the two of you can shift around a bit to a more comfortable position.
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monkmith
07/04/20 5:57:53 PM
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...ok i'll ask, why are you spooning your cousin?

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Lost_All_Senses
07/04/20 5:58:36 PM
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Full erection in-between buttcheeks

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TopKekBro
07/04/20 5:58:40 PM
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monkmith posted...
...ok i'll ask, why are you spooning your cousin?

Because the south
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DespondentDeity
07/04/20 5:59:04 PM
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Lose weight.

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specialkid8
07/04/20 6:05:02 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Full erection in-between buttcheeks
Correct
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monkmith
07/04/20 6:07:17 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Full erection in-between buttcheeks
naah, intercrural space.

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ShotgunSilencer
07/04/20 6:09:19 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Full erection in-between buttcheeks

Every damn time. Or it finds its way to the warm area between the thighs.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/04/20 6:10:47 PM
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monkmith posted...
naah, intercrural space.

Nobody knows your words.

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monkmith
07/04/20 6:11:55 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Nobody knows your words.
how about thigh gap then?

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PatrickMahomes
07/04/20 6:18:55 PM
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There is no method for effective spooning other than being cuddly for a few minutes before your arm falls asleep or you get hot or something else

Falling asleep while spooning is fucking impossible

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AlCalavicci
07/04/20 6:21:04 PM
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ShotgunSilencer posted...
Every damn time. Or it finds its way to the warm area between the thighs.

Yep, this

PatrickMahomes posted...
There is no method for effective spooning other than being cuddly for a few minutes before your arm falls asleep or you get hot or something else

Falling asleep while spooning is fucking impossible

Yeah, I find myself shifting away when she's asleep before I can fall asleep

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ForsakenHermit
07/04/20 6:21:10 PM
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Be the little spoon so you can feel her breasts press up against your back.

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Laserion
07/04/20 6:28:45 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
There is no method for effective spooning other than being cuddly for a few minutes before your arm falls asleep or you get hot or something else

Falling asleep while spooning is fucking impossible

All the ads for beds, linen, laundry detergent and softener, etc. show couples placidly sleeping while cuddling. But that's fake! You can cuddle for a few minutes, and it's nice, but it's not for real sleep!
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specialkid8
07/04/20 8:16:15 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
There is no method for effective spooning other than being cuddly for a few minutes before your arm falls asleep or you get hot or something else

Falling asleep while spooning is fucking impossible

I never had a problem with it. I had a girlfriend who had to push me off of her because she couldn't fall asleep cuddling.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/05/20 3:14:36 PM
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monkmith posted...
how about thigh gap then?

I actually looked it up before I made that post lol. But yeah, very acceptable

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el_cheato
07/05/20 3:18:09 PM
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Laserion posted...
All the ads for beds, linen, laundry detergent and softener, etc. show couples placidly sleeping while cuddling. But that's fake! You can cuddle for a few minutes, and it's nice, but it's not for real sleep!
It's good for naps but I couldn't go a full 8 hour night without moving.

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