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Lokarin 06/27/20 9:20:38 PM #1: |
The bartender says; "Guess I need to fix my sign" and then calls a repairman. The repairman was completely unhelpful and recommended buying a new sign.
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TheWorstPoster 06/27/20 9:46:04 PM #2: |
Two baby seals walk into a club
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TheWorstPoster 06/27/20 9:46:25 PM #3: |
Two Nazis walk into a BAR. The BAR-tender gave them a few shots.
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Veedrock- 06/27/20 10:14:11 PM #4: |
I feel this would land better if you used a verb besides "walks." It's one thing to subvert expectations, it's another to betray them.
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ParanoidObsessive 06/27/20 10:55:08 PM #5: |
Especially when the verb doesn't really make sense in context. "Floats" would have worked better.
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adjl 06/27/20 11:06:59 PM #6: |
A cloud of neon gas walks into a bar and asks "Ne one here?".
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aHappySacka 06/28/20 12:51:12 AM #8: |
If neon gas were a duo of Micheal Jackson imitators they would be called HeHe.
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Playsaver 06/28/20 1:42:50 PM #9: |
The bar really lit up after that.
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captpackrat 06/28/20 4:34:22 PM #10: |
Billy was a chemist
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