Poll of the Day > Hi! It's Vince with Slap Chop!

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WastelandCowboy
06/23/20 2:21:18 PM
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You're going to be in a great mood all day cuz' you're gonna' to be slapping your troubles away (slapping your troubles away) (slapping your troubles away) Slapping your Slap Chop (Slap Chop) (Slap Chop). You're going to love my nuts. One slap and you're gonna' love my nuts. Two slaps and you're gonna' love my nuts. If you add a mushroom, you're gonna' love my nuts. The more you do it,you're gonna' love my nuts. You love salad, you love my nuts. Now, look at this, the more you do it, you're gonna' love my nuts. Slap my nuts. Stop having a boring life, slap my nuts. Watch this, slap my nuts. Love my nuts. I love my nuts. You hate my nuts. Cover my nuts. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. Kids love my nuts. The reason you're gonna' slap my nuts is because it's so easy to clean my nuts. One, one, one, two. Guys, we're gonna' make America love my nuts, one slap at a time. Martini, bikini. My nuts.

Call now in the next twenty minutes, because you know we can't do this all day, two, for $19.95, the Slap Chop with my nuts. Here's how to order!

/sarcasm*
*non-attorney paid spokesperson.
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DirtBasedSoap
06/23/20 2:22:41 PM
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wow dude this is hilarious!

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WastelandCowboy
06/23/20 2:25:47 PM
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TheWorstPoster
06/23/20 4:48:42 PM
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ParanoidObsessive
06/23/20 5:39:53 PM
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That guy puts like 100% of the profits he makes into lawsuits against Scientology. He's the hero we need but don't deserve.
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JOExHIGASHI
06/23/20 5:55:45 PM
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is he also the sham wow guy?

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ParanoidObsessive
06/23/20 6:36:42 PM
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Yes.
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WastelandCowboy
06/23/20 7:06:18 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
That guy puts like 100% of the profits he makes into lawsuits against Scientology. He's the hero we need but don't deserve.
Those are some serious cajones. Bravo.
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DevilSummoner1
06/23/20 7:09:19 PM
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funkyfritter
06/23/20 7:25:44 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

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captpackrat
06/23/20 8:03:56 PM
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funkyfritter posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV6puTS14Ho

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darcandkharg31
06/23/20 8:24:26 PM
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PyroBlade1985 posted...
Didn't that guy beat up a hooker?
yeh, I think the story was that he kissed the hooker and she bit his lip and wouldn't let go cause no kissing and then he went all sham wow on her ass.

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Mead
06/23/20 8:38:12 PM
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Even worse he made that terrible Underground Comedy Movie

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HornedLion
06/23/20 8:53:09 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
yeh, I think the story was that he kissed the hooker and she bit his lip and wouldn't let go cause no kissing and then he went all sham wow on her ass.

It was a man. For real.

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OmegaM
06/24/20 8:34:37 AM
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I thought that whole ad was funny, not just the "you're gonna love my nuts" part.
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