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casio_guy
06/22/20 12:39:06 AM
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Usually thinking about Amy Schumer does the trick for me, but the ice cream persists even after I had it watch one of her stand up routines..

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MrResetti
06/22/20 12:45:27 AM
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MJOLNRVII
06/22/20 12:47:30 AM
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Like because it's too frozen to scoop or is this topic going over my head?

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Tyranthraxus
06/22/20 12:47:56 AM
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Microwave 5 seconds

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Irony
06/22/20 12:48:13 AM
#5:


Paint thinner

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Smackems
06/22/20 12:48:51 AM
#6:


Paint thicker

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dib153
06/22/20 1:01:44 AM
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Dip your scooper in a cup of warm water between each scoop

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Guide
06/22/20 1:02:43 AM
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Rub your dick on it

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ButteryMales
06/22/20 1:03:49 AM
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Be a man and just lick it while it's still hard.
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Kami_no_Kami
06/22/20 1:03:58 AM
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Rub someone elses dick on it
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Politics
06/22/20 1:04:25 AM
#11:


poop on it

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JuanCarlos1
06/22/20 1:06:27 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Microwave 5 seconds

My sweet summer child...

10 seconds usually does the trick

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Lost_All_Senses
06/22/20 1:15:48 AM
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I literally hand churn ice cream for like 5-7 minutes to make it soft serve lol. If Im eating ice cream, I'm just watching tv anyway

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Tyranthraxus
06/22/20 1:17:19 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
Rub someone elses dick on it

Very important that you use someone else's dick. Don't use your own.

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fohstick
06/22/20 1:18:07 AM
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buy haagen dazs ice cream. it's soft-serve like
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Cocytus
06/22/20 10:49:07 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Microwave 5 seconds

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