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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 8:16:32 AM
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Which is happening in parts of the southern US , Southwest and in Mexico.

It's the reason the US has not taken on Mexican cartels and have left the failed drug war to Mexican officials.

It's also the cause of racial tension in the south as hate groups such as the KKK partake in magical ritual reinforced by the president Donald J. Trump.

Cartels worship Santa Muerte, a blood-thirsty god of death and dismemberment. The US is not prepared and is unwilling to take the threat of the occult-worshipping cartels seriously.

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The Trent
06/19/20 8:18:29 AM
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fuck yeah

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AirFresh
06/19/20 8:18:50 AM
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What we really aren't ready for are the vampires and skin walkers in the bayou. They are plotting their take over and all signs to March 17th, 2023. We have to remain diligent in this crazy threat to our everyday lives.

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darkmaian23
06/19/20 8:22:43 AM
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Is Global Warming just the Summer and Winter court fey going to war?
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Propane4Sale
06/19/20 8:22:57 AM
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We should not have given up on Hellboy 3.

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 8:23:28 AM
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It's an old article but here is some info on the drug-fueled death cult the US is afraid to take head on:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-death-worshipping-cult-of-santa-muerte

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AlisLandale
06/19/20 8:31:00 AM
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Dont worry. After the world resets during Conception, Will Smith is going to become the Demi-Fiend and bring balance to reality

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 8:34:48 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Dont worry. After the world resets during Conception, Will Smith is going to become the Demi-Fiend and bring balance to reality

Talking out of your ass.

I don't find light in this.

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AlisLandale
06/19/20 8:37:06 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...


Talking out of your ass.

I don't find light in this.

You dont think Will Smith has what it takes to beat Dante?

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au_gold
06/19/20 8:39:05 AM
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Is this why #WitchesAgainstTucker is trending?

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 8:39:06 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
You dont think Will Smith has what it takes to beat Dante?
I don't think the US has what it takes to beat Santeria and the occult.

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AlisLandale
06/19/20 8:40:07 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
I don't think the US has what it takes to beat Santeria and the occult.

Yeah but after Conception there wont be a US. Well just be floating spirits in a desert wasteland while the demons try to reshape the world.

Thats why we put our trust in Will Smith.

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 8:40:46 AM
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au_gold posted...
Is this why #WitchesAgainstTucker is trending?

No. The two incidents are separate but both pertain to the practitioners of magick.

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The Trent
06/19/20 8:41:37 AM
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send in the antivaxers we can fight stupid with stupid

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ledbowman
06/19/20 8:43:13 AM
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save us indiana jones

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 8:46:22 AM
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edit: That blue part of the map actually overlaps the US border and takes up most of the American Southwest.

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The Trent
06/19/20 8:57:23 AM
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The words were meaningless but that map has me pretty concerned
Do you have more scary maps

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:00:32 AM
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The Trent posted...
The words were meaningless but that map has me pretty concerned
Do you have more scary maps



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The Trent
06/19/20 9:01:25 AM
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Oh fuck...no more maps
Okay one more map but only medium scary

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:02:52 AM
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Distribustion through the US:



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The Trent
06/19/20 9:05:52 AM
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I said medium scary then you showed me a terrifying map implicating texas as a witchy death state
Let's try small scary map

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:09:19 AM
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The Trent posted...
I said medium scary then you showed me a terrifying map implicating texas as a witchy death state
Let's try small scary map

North America is a big place. and drug cartels have their tendrils woven into the very fabric of the country.

Ever wonder why the US never tackles the opiod or meth epidemic? Ever wonder why the war on drugs has been a huge waste of money?


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The Trent
06/19/20 9:09:40 AM
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Omg no why

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The Trent
06/19/20 9:10:29 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Ever wonder why the war on drugs has been a huge waste of money?

because the american citizens love drugs more than the american government hates drugs

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:10:35 AM
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The Trent posted...
Omg no why
Don't patronize me.

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Stagmar
06/19/20 9:11:08 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Yeah but after Conception there wont be a US. Well just be floating spirits in a desert wasteland while the demons try to reshape the world.

Thats why we put our trust in Will Smith.
TC is just unwilling to accept the truth.

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:11:19 AM
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The Trent posted...
because the american citizens love drugs more than the american government hates drugs
Bingo.

But where do those drugs come from? Who pays for them?

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The Trent
06/19/20 9:11:55 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Don't patronize me.

oh
sorry i didn't think you were that self aware
but i guess i should've seen the doom sig and done better

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The Trent
06/19/20 9:12:09 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Bingo.

But where do those drugs come from? Who pays for them?

witches.
wait no
i don't know who

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:13:09 AM
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You milk-toast weenies have no fucking idea.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/19/20 9:13:20 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
That blue part of the map actually overlaps the US border and takes up most of the American Southwest.
that's the ocean
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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:15:42 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
that's the ocean
No. The Sinaloa territory. WIse ass.

They are the practicioners of black death magic and among the most brutal cartel members.

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The Trent
06/19/20 9:16:01 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
that's the ocean

hahahahaha

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AmericaTheBrave
06/19/20 9:18:27 AM
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I feel like these are references to something and I don't know what.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/19/20 9:19:52 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
No. The Sinaloa territory. WIse ass.
What!? Are you saying The Sinaloa Practicioners of Black Death Magic have invaded our oceans!?
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The Trent
06/19/20 9:20:47 AM
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their magic specifically allows them to live on the seabed like atlantians

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:25:53 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
What!? Are you saying The Sinaloa Practicioners of Black Death Magic have invaded our oceans!?
You saw the map. Don't play stupid. It's a role you know too well.

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Tactical_Spork
06/19/20 9:27:26 AM
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this is a shit gimmick.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/19/20 9:27:33 AM
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The Trent posted...
their magic specifically allows them to live on the seabed like atlantians
They're too powerful!! How do we stop these demons in the ocean!?
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The Trent
06/19/20 9:28:12 AM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
this is a shit gimmick.

no it's not, it's kinda awesome

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:30:56 AM
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I don't care that you are mocking me. The US is fucked. Climb out of your safety bubble, neckbeards. Face the fact that the police won't be able to save you from literal boogeymen with death in their eyes and heart.


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AlisLandale
06/19/20 9:31:08 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
They're too powerful!! How do we stop these demons in the ocean!?

You ever hear of a Shoggoth?

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
06/19/20 9:34:01 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
You ever hear of a Shoggoth?
OMG WE NEED A SHOGGOTH!?
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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:35:14 AM
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Don't be silly H.P. Lovecraft was a neurotic madman and a confirmed racist.

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AlisLandale
06/19/20 9:36:31 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Don't be silly H.P. Lovecraft was a neurotic madman and a confirmed racist.

uh...pretty sure if Shoggoths werent real, he wouldnt have written about them

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 9:42:32 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
uh...pretty sure if Shoggoths werent real, he wouldnt have written about them

They're not. They're scribblings of a pathetic failure who couldn't keep a marriage together and sci-fi and tabletop nerds can't deep throat his dead dick deep enough.

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sauceje
06/19/20 10:13:19 AM
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Hey OP did you read Lammas Night? I didn't know that was non-fiction tbh

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Wii_Shaker
06/19/20 10:18:36 AM
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sauceje posted...
Hey OP did you read Lammas Night? I didn't know that was non-fiction tbh

I have not but I will definitely look into it now. Thank you for the suggestion :)

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