Poll of the Day > what did you do when you found out your girlfriend is a hooker

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PeePeeTheFrog
06/18/20 3:27:00 PM
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topic

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Dragooncancer_
06/18/20 3:39:13 PM
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Ask for a discount

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was, and now what I'm with isn't it. And what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.
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Veedrock-
06/18/20 3:40:21 PM
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Have her best client buy me a Switch.

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My friends call me Vee.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
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hypnox
06/18/20 3:44:25 PM
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I dated a chick who was a phone sex operator. Funniest crap ever. You'd be surprised how many times I heard her have to act out eating someone. As in completely. Never knew that fetish existed until I met her.

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ryanell666
06/18/20 4:56:29 PM
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Depends what kind of hooker she is, there are varying degrees.

The Street level? Back-alley jobs for a hit of meth? Trafficked on the street corner, because her last boyfriend needed money for his aspiring rap career, and the trade just stuck with her?

"Massage Parlous"? ... FOB girls working on that Visa.

E-thots.... how many tokens would it take to get to the center of those legs?

Low-Volume VIP companion. ...that freshly legal college girl too proud to flip burgers for a slave-wage, makes $2000-$5000 per weekend, with 'treads still left on the tire'?

....either way, if you just found out, no matter the degree 'get tested' ASAP.

Afterwards. if you enjoy being in a cucked-relationship with her, that's up to you....
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wwinterj25
06/18/20 5:04:45 PM
#6:


Ask if I can join in.

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Mead
06/18/20 5:06:42 PM
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call the IRS shes probably a tax cheat

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ForteEXE3850
06/18/20 5:36:45 PM
#8:


Buy her condoms.
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Mwahahahaha.
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JixHedgehog
06/18/20 5:41:23 PM
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Threatened to move out of our shared place even thou I didn't because I didn't want to room/apartment hunt

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LinkPizza
06/18/20 7:18:09 PM
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Send her back to Imaginationland to fight in the war she was trying to escape because she probably doesnt have proper documentation...
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ChaosAzeroth
06/18/20 7:54:16 PM
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Wonder when I got a girlfriend.
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wolfy42
06/18/20 8:30:17 PM
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Buy a pimp like hat and a pink jacket.

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Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
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