Current Events > $15 million but you have to take a punch from prime Mike Tyson.

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SaltyWet
06/18/20 2:21:52 PM
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Mr. Tyson will use all his might to punch you in the face.

You also must designate who gets the money in the event you do not survive.

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Nacen
06/18/20 2:22:27 PM
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no thanks
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DespondentDeity
06/18/20 2:22:58 PM
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A prime Tyson punch will fuckin kill you btw

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CanuckCowboy
06/18/20 2:23:46 PM
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He once said the best punch he ever landed was on a woman. She didnt die so ill take my chances.

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pojr
06/18/20 2:24:33 PM
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guys think about this

in boxing tyson could knockout in 1 hit...but he wore a boxing glove which does reduce his power a small amount

tyson WITHOUT his glove will kill anyone

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KiwiTerraRizing
06/18/20 2:24:44 PM
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Can I block?

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CanuckCowboy
06/18/20 2:25:34 PM
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pojr posted...
guys think about this

in boxing tyson could knockout in 1 hit...but he wore a boxing glove which does reduce his power a small amount

tyson WITHOUT his glove will kill anyone

No it wouldnt and objectively didnt. He was pretty much in his prime when he hit robin givens or whatever his ex wifes name is and again he called it the best punch he ever threw.

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RetsuZaiZen
06/18/20 2:26:08 PM
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Deal

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squarion
06/18/20 2:27:10 PM
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Fuck it yolo

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Doe
06/18/20 2:27:13 PM
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I'm too afraid of losing teeth.

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monkmith
06/18/20 2:27:18 PM
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get knocked out for 15mil, easy money.

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SaltyWet
06/18/20 2:28:06 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Can I block?
What part of hit you in the face do you not understand?

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DifferentialEquation
06/18/20 2:28:15 PM
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Sure. $15 million is well worth having a broken nose and maybe 2 or 3 teeth knocked out.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/18/20 2:28:47 PM
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Doe posted...
I'm too afraid of losing teeth.

pretty sure you could get those replaced with that $15 million

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voldothegr8
06/18/20 2:29:05 PM
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Might not be worth the permanent brain damage

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MC_BatCommander
06/18/20 2:29:45 PM
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Doe posted...
I'm too afraid of losing teeth.

I'd be more worried about the potential brain damage or death

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Tyranthraxus
06/18/20 2:33:47 PM
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Nah. This is like the equivalent of asking to let a 12 year old kid hit you in the face with a wooden bat.

If I could brace, block, or dodge that would be a different story but if I have to just let him hit me as hard as possible that's going to fucking kill me.

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