Poll of the Day > i just crunched some numbers

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DirtBasedSoap
06/13/20 3:03:18 AM
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according to my estimations, Ive pooped roughly 12,000 times in my life.

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MrMelodramatic
06/13/20 4:11:33 AM
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The Moon and Antarctica is 20 years old today.

according to my estimations its pooped 10,000 times

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wolfy42
06/13/20 4:12:55 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
according to my estimations, Ive pooped roughly 12,000 times in my life.


Nope it's only been 10,872 times actually, I've kept track.

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ungubby
06/13/20 6:15:08 AM
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who cares about how many times, I wanna know the mass and consistency of each movement. (not including the first 1,000 poops or so)

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wolfy42
06/13/20 6:24:30 AM
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Well the total number of movements when he pooped was 32,677 and the average weight of each movement has been logged but there is no way to easily provide you with that information. The vast majority was at least mostly in solid form though.

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SunWuKung420
06/13/20 6:31:10 AM
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Amateur. 12000 lol, infant numbers.

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What_The_Chris
06/13/20 7:30:54 AM
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nah there's no way the number is that low

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captpackrat
06/13/20 9:49:23 AM
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Yeah, what is the total volume of poop you've produced? Figure that one out.

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SilentSeph
06/13/20 10:08:46 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Ive pooped roughly 12,000 times
If you had more fiber, then you'd poop smoothly 12,000 times

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Smiffwilm
06/13/20 11:27:42 AM
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SilentSeph posted...
If you had more fiber, then you'd poop smoothly 12,000 times
Eat at Taco Bell and I guarantee they'll reach that number by the end of the day.

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LeetCheet
06/13/20 12:48:09 PM
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According to my research I've wasted a crapload of time on this site.
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