Current Events > They arrested some cult members and their leader here in Hawaii

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YugiNoob
06/12/20 5:03:44 PM
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A rather interesting one at that. Carbon Nation, as theyre known, believe in nudity, polygamy, taking shits at the base of trees, and not bathing. Possibly due to that last fact, they were kicked off their first flight here. Their leader is known as Nature Boy, Christ, Master Chief, The Messiah Demigod, and God. He used to be a model, stripper, prostitute, and barber. They have been kicked out of several countries in Central America including Costa Rica, Panama, and Nicaragua. To join the cult, people have to give up all their money, credit cards, bank accounts, and PIN numbers.

However, the police lieutenant said that every single one of them were 100% compliant and 100% understanding and thanked them for doing things the way they did lol.

We broke the law. This is what happens. You gotta stay in quarantine for 14 days. It is what it is. We broke the law. Theyre doing their job

Sorry, doing this on my phone is tough :<


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