Current Events > CE, I present to you the dumbest request I have had from a parent.

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'Please ask the schools IT department to provide a complete list of wbesites my child has visited over the 5 years as I do not believe it's possible he tried to visit any adult sites".

The fucking year is over. Fuck off. There's no reason to need this. Even the fucking principal said there's no record about it being noted anywhere. Nobody gives a fuck. The only fucking reason you were told is because the fucking firewall picked it up.

School laptop got given to a kid.
Firewall on it picked up an adult site. Had to log it with a few upper level school people cause porn site and underage kid = bad
Parent got told because kid could have gotten exposed to porn
Parent is now freaking out and blaming the school

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If I was bored I would have made up a fake internet history just to get them off my back >_>

yes, as you can see from this Google Doc you child visited BigTittyAnimeWaifu.gov on February 2, 2017.

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CreepySmile posted...

Nobody gives a fuck

The controlling helicopter parent that's making her child's life hell cares.

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How old were the kiddos?

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17 now

She wants a list of everything from when he started at age 13
Like the fucking tech ignorant 50 year old guy understands it as 'so you don't know how this site appeared, it could have been from a pop up or something and not the student's fault'

And instead we got psycho mom over here bitching about 'MY BOY IS A GOOD BOY'

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Oh yeah, they're an idiot if they don't think their 17 year old teenager is looking up porn on the daily

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Turbam posted...

Oh yeah, they're an idiot if they don't think their 17 year old teenager is looking up porn on the daily

I mean, there are exceptions...

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Yeah, your boy have visited *dolphin sound*, *whistle* and *car honk* daily for five years, but we waited until now to inform you.

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