Current Events > Sex with someone you don't live with is illegal in UK.

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Lebronwon
06/07/20 3:51:34 PM
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https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/01/sex-someone-dont-live-illegal-today-12785637/



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Neoconkers
06/07/20 3:52:18 PM
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is this so boris can feel dirty when he does it

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monkmith
06/07/20 3:53:47 PM
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that sounds unenforceable.

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/20 3:54:03 PM
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Fucking 1 person = wrong and illegal

Thousands gather arm in arm in BLM protests = sweet man
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Choco
06/07/20 3:54:28 PM
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Neoconkers posted...
is this so boris can feel dirty when he does it
it's a corona measure and the title is dumb

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CreepySmile
06/07/20 3:54:32 PM
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I want to tag that one British person now and ask them to move in

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stoltenberg11
06/07/20 3:55:11 PM
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Pointless law. It'll be almost impossible to investigate and enforce

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Choco
06/07/20 3:55:11 PM
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CreepySmile posted...
I want to tag that one British person now and ask them to move in
@Parappa09

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Vyrulisse
06/07/20 3:56:02 PM
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NeoShadowhen
06/07/20 3:56:36 PM
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monkmith posted...
that sounds unenforceable.

They're just straight up banning two or more people from being inside somewhere together.
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CreepySmile
06/07/20 3:56:57 PM
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Thank you Choco for doing it for me.

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Choco
06/07/20 3:57:33 PM
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CreepySmile posted...
Thank you Choco for doing it for me.
np i got u

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CreepySmile
06/07/20 3:57:57 PM
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Meanwhile Ireland is opening up faster on Monday
Boris "fuck it, it's not real, whoopsie got the virus, better go into lockdown". Leo "I'll go sunbathing in the park, fuck it"

Leo won

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/20 5:27:14 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...


They're just straight up banning two or more people from being inside somewhere together.

So the solution is to have the girl stay outside the building, clinging onto a drainpipe while you stay inside and fuck her through the window?

Seems hygenic
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SauI_Goodman
06/07/20 5:29:38 PM
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Wait I thought prostitution was legal in the UK.

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UnfairRepresent
06/07/20 5:39:05 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Wait I thought prostitution was legal in the UK.

Sort of

You can exchange money for sex but you can't advertise or promote that you do that.

Street corner hookers are illegal. "HELLO THIS IS A BROTHEL!" is illegal, but if you just pay some chick 20 for a gobjob then that's legal.

It's very British "Carry on just don't tell us what you're doing"
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Neoconkers
06/07/20 10:11:58 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sort of

You can exchange money for sex but you can't advertise or promote that you do that.

Street corner hookers are illegal. "HELLO THIS IS A BROTHEL!" is illegal, but if you just pay some chick 20 for a gobjob then that's legal.

It's very British "Carry on just don't tell us what you're doing"
yeah, there's plenty of places around. it's all well and good saying that you're a sauna, but when one of your google reviews is "hooray for buttsex" then the cat's kind of out of the bag at that point

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