Current Events > Most difficult time you had taking a crap? (surgery or injury?)

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AzurexNightmare 06/06/20 9:47:41 PM #1:	Right now my calves are sore as fuck so taking a shit is a bitch. --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:940292054] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>Right now my calves are sore as fuck so taking a shit is a bitch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 06/06/20 9:48:32 PM #2:	About 3 years ago i had dysentery and shat my guts out about 40 times a day. It was beyond miserable. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:940292097] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>About 3 years ago i had dysentery and shat my guts out about 40 times a day. It was beyond miserable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 06/06/20 9:48:54 PM #3:	Taking a dump the first 2 weeks after I had my appendix removed was rough to say the least --- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:940292110] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>Taking a dump the first 2 weeks after I had my appendix removed was rough to say the least </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 06/06/20 9:49:50 PM #4:	SH_expert44 posted... About 3 years ago i had dysentery and shat my guts out about 40 times a day. It was beyond miserable. That sounds awful. Like literally 40? Ive heard that wars have been lost due to dysentery --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:940292146] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>SH_expert44 posted... </cite> <quote>About 3 years ago i had dysentery and shat my guts out about 40 times a day. It was beyond miserable.</quote>That sounds awful. Like literally 40? Ive heard that wars have been lost due to dysentery </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 06/06/20 9:51:24 PM #5:	AzurexNightmare posted... That sounds awful. Like literally 40? yeah. 2 or 3 times an hour almost the entire day for about 5 days --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:940292204] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>That sounds awful. Like literally 40?</quote>yeah. 2 or 3 times an hour almost the entire day for about 5 days </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 06/06/20 9:52:31 PM #6:	Had cancer on my right ass cheek and had to center it in the center of the toilet when I pooped. That sucked --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:940292241] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>Had cancer on my right ass cheek and had to center it in the center of the toilet when I pooped. That sucked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 06/06/20 9:53:05 PM #7:	Worst I've had was being constipated so bad I had to dig it out. But I've had to do that 3 times and idk which of the 3 would be the worst :P --- Ain't no t*ts on an almond. ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:940292267] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>Worst I've had was being constipated so bad I had to dig it out. But I've had to do that 3 times and idk which of the 3 would be the worst :P </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 06/06/20 9:53:11 PM #8:	Smackems posted... Had cancer on my right ass cheek and had to center it in the center of the toilet when I pooped. That sucked Damn didn't you spray and miss --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:940292274] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Had cancer on my right ass cheek and had to center it in the center of the toilet when I pooped. That sucked</quote>Damn didn't you spray and miss </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 06/06/20 9:54:08 PM #9:	SH_expert44 posted... yeah. 2 or 3 times an hour almost the entire day for about 5 days Man that sucks. I've had that but for one day and it's after eating something bad or alcohol. When you have the diarrhea where you piss out of your ass why does it burn so god damn much? Acid? --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:940292319] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>SH_expert44 posted... </cite> <quote>yeah. 2 or 3 times an hour almost the entire day for about 5 days</quote>Man that sucks. I've had that but for one day and it's after eating something bad or alcohol. When you have the diarrhea where you piss out of your ass why does it burn so god damn much? Acid? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steelix500 06/06/20 9:54:52 PM #10:	Back in high school I was constipated as fuck once. Spent the most painful 30mins taking a shit and my asshole hurt for a whole week <cite>Steelix500 posted [p:940292353] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>Back in high school I was constipated as fuck once. Spent the most painful 30mins taking a shit and my asshole hurt for a whole week </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeperMessiahXX 06/06/20 9:57:08 PM #11:	After knee surgery. The downstairs bathroom had a rather low toilet and a wall like two feet in front of it, that shit was just non stop agony and I started to bleed through my stitches. I decided crawling upstairs was the better option, at least I was higher up and had enough room to spread my leg straight out. --- Steve Rhoades >>> Jefferson D'Arcy Fight Me. <cite>LeperMessiahXX posted [p:940292428] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>After knee surgery. The downstairs bathroom had a rather low toilet and a wall like two feet in front of it, that shit was just non stop agony and I started to bleed through my stitches. I decided crawling upstairs was the better option, at least I was higher up and had enough room to spread my leg straight out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sevihaimerej 06/06/20 9:57:30 PM #12:	About a year ago I was trying to force out a constipation shit bullet when suddenly it felt like my organs were rupturing. Turns out it was a kidney stone...I felt like I was dying then I peed a bunch of blood and felt fine in a few minutes --- https://imgtc.com/Y8ojZ3x <cite>sevihaimerej posted [p:940292442] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>About a year ago I was trying to force out a constipation shit bullet when suddenly it felt like my organs were rupturing. Turns out it was a kidney stone...I felt like I was dying then I peed a bunch of blood and felt fine in a few minutes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 06/06/20 9:58:39 PM #13:	AzurexNightmare posted... Damn didn't you spray and miss Nah still had enough room to hit the hole. Wiping was a bitch. Better yet when I had surgery (twice in a row) to get rid of it and i bled in there too --- Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude. <cite>Smackems posted [p:940292495] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>Damn didn't you spray and miss</quote>Nah still had enough room to hit the hole. Wiping was a bitch. Better yet when I had surgery (twice in a row) to get rid of it and i bled in there too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/06/20 10:00:39 PM #14:	I had spinal surgery a while back and I guess all the anesthetics they gave me fucked up my pipes for while. A cute nurse had to put a wax suppository in my butt and it worked really quickly --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:940292560] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>I had spinal surgery a while back and I guess all the anesthetics they gave me fucked up my pipes for while. A cute nurse had to put a wax suppository in my butt and it worked really quickly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 06/06/20 10:00:56 PM #15:	This one time, I was really constipated because I'd been drinking a lot of Slim Fast. Apparently Slim Fast dehydrates you pretty badly and I wasn't drinking enough water. So, eventually I had to get my grandma to give me a saline enema. That helped enough that I did start shitting, but half way through the turd went sideways on me. Got lodged in my ass so bad and hurt so much that I fell off the toilet and hit me head on the wall. I had to call for my grandma to come and help me. I was sure I'd have to go to the hospital. What ended up happening was she had to use a finger to break it up for me. <cite>Esrac posted [p:940292574] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>This one time, I was really constipated because I'd been drinking a lot of Slim Fast. Apparently Slim Fast dehydrates you pretty badly and I wasn't drinking enough water. So, eventually I had to get my grandma to give me a saline enema. That helped enough that I did start shitting, but half way through the turd went sideways on me. Got lodged in my ass so bad and hurt so much that I fell off the toilet and hit me head on the wall. I had to call for my grandma to come and help me. I was sure I'd have to go to the hospital. What ended up happening was she had to use a finger to break it up for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Odoylerules 06/06/20 10:02:02 PM #16:	many years ago when having hemorrhoids ugh never again <cite>Odoylerules posted [p:940292607] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>many years ago when having hemorrhoids ugh never again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 06/06/20 10:05:36 PM #17:	Esrac posted... This one time, I was really constipated because I'd been drinking a lot of Slim Fast. Apparently Slim Fast dehydrates you pretty badly and I wasn't drinking enough water. So, eventually I had to get my grandma to give me a saline enema. That helped enough that I did start shitting, but half way through the turd went sideways on me. Got lodged in my ass so bad and hurt so much that I fell off the toilet and hit me head on the wall. I had to call for my grandma to come and help me. I was sure I'd have to go to the hospital. What ended up happening was she had to use a finger to break it up for me. Dude before I finished that post I thought of Wings and then I continued reading and it was lol. --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:940292725] in Most diffi... [t:78751705]...</cite> <quote>Esrac posted... </cite> <quote>This one time, I was really constipated because I'd been drinking a lot of Slim Fast. Apparently Slim Fast dehydrates you pretty badly and I wasn't drinking enough water. So, eventually I had to get my grandma to give me a saline enema. That helped enough that I did start shitting, but half way through the turd went sideways on me. Got lodged in my ass so bad and hurt so much that I fell off the toilet and hit me head on the wall. I had to call for my grandma to come and help me. I was sure I'd have to go to the hospital. What ended up happening was she had to use a finger to break it up for me.</quote>Dude before I finished that post I thought of Wings and then I continued reading and it was lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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