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AceMos
06/06/20 5:34:20 AM
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZxqKSVU8AAhtxp?format=jpg&name=large

i could be made immortal and spend until the heat death of this universe and the entirety of the next trying and i still would have no fucking idea what the fuck he is talking about

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AirFresh
06/06/20 5:35:48 AM
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I came into this topic ready to challenge you but you proved me wrong. That is def. the dumbest thing I have seen this week.

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Evening_Dragon
06/06/20 5:40:36 AM
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AirFresh posted...
I came into this topic ready to challenge you but you proved me wrong. That is def. the dumbest thing I have seen this week.

Damn, same here. This is next level chamberpot.

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Wii_Shaker
06/06/20 5:41:54 AM
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This person is talking out of their ass. However, in my own studies of ritualistic sex magic, he's making but the smallest amount of sense.

When I was working as a barback at a strip club, a seasoned bartender (and notorious womanizer) once told me that a woman cannot express their own sexuality unless they have had a powerful intimate sexual experience with another person. This conversation started when I commented on some girls exuding more sexual energy than others.

But yeah, the person in the link sounds like a total tool.

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DeathVelvien
06/06/20 5:41:57 AM
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I

uh

what?

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Evening_Dragon
06/06/20 5:43:23 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
This person is talking out of their ass. However, in my own studies of ritualistic sex magic, he's making but the smallest amount of sense.

When I was working as a barback at a strip club, a seasoned bartender (and notorious womanizer) once told me that a woman cannot express their own sexuality unless they have had a powerful intimate sexual experience with another person. This conversation started when I commented on some girls exuding more sexual energy than others.

But yeah, the person in the link sounds like a total tool.

I wouldn't associate that with metaphysical spiritual energy nonsense. Just that, yeah, once you get laid good enough, you wake up to 'being hot'.

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au_gold
06/06/20 5:43:33 AM
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Woke as fuck.

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DrizztLink
06/06/20 5:44:01 AM
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Vyrulisse
06/06/20 5:46:12 AM
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Evening_Dragon
06/06/20 5:48:39 AM
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It just gets dumber on a second read through. Christ.

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ncsonic
06/06/20 5:49:43 AM
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you know what he is saying and you disagree with it, challenge him and argue dont pussyfoot around and cry like he doesnt make sense dude in fact youre empowering his message by claiming that.

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Dreamscissors
06/06/20 5:52:46 AM
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There's actually been some studies suggesting semen can affect a woman's brain but nothing this ridiculous.

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Evening_Dragon
06/06/20 5:52:51 AM
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ncsonic posted...
you know what he is saying and you disagree with it, challenge him and argue dont pussyfoot around and cry like he doesnt make sense dude in fact youre empowering his message by claiming that.

You think you can argue with a person so fundamentally distant from reality?

There's nothing empowering about it; we're calling him stupid, and, if his message catches on, so will the rest of the internet.

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MT_TRAEH
06/06/20 5:57:02 AM
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DrizztLink
06/06/20 6:00:20 AM
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ncsonic posted...
you know what he is saying and you disagree with it, challenge him and argue dont pussyfoot around and cry like he doesnt make sense dude in fact youre empowering his message by claiming that.
If a guy is screaming and rolling around in/throwing his own shit, I'll pass on engaging him with logic and instead get the fuck away from him.

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YugiNoob
06/06/20 6:53:57 AM
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Game on, TC. It just so happens that one of the crazies who stops by our building every so often made a visit today, and as luck would have it, I took a little sample of what she gives to us.




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AceMos
06/06/20 3:04:00 PM
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bump

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Solar_Crimson
06/06/20 3:06:33 PM
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AceMos posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZxqKSVU8AAhtxp?format=jpg&name=large
*headdesk*

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Solar_Crimson
06/06/20 3:07:59 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Game on, TC. It just so happens that one of the crazies who stops by our building every so often made a visit today, and as luck would have it, I took a little sample of what she gives to us.

What the hell am I even looking at?

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YugiNoob
06/06/20 10:27:23 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
What the hell am I even looking at?
Crazy in physical form. She drops off these gigantic scrap books that are just pages and pages like that. She doesnt even explain it. She just says to give it to the Attorney General and leaves. We give it to her secretary, but Ive never asked what happens to it from there lol.

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Smashingpmkns
06/06/20 10:29:10 PM
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Didn't realize my jizz was so powerful
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KINDERFELD
06/06/20 10:38:09 PM
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It was only dumb because the person mistook psychology for spirituality.

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Wii_Shaker
06/06/20 10:40:06 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
It was only dumb because the person mistook psychology for spirituality.

Where do you draw the line between science, psuedoscience and magick?

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AceMos
06/06/20 10:40:49 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
It was only dumb because the person mistook psychology for spirituality.
no it was dumb on EVERY level

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JimCarrysToe
06/06/20 10:42:10 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Heeeeeey ya finally got use outa that pic now lol

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DrizztLink
06/06/20 10:42:55 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Crazy in physical form. She drops off these gigantic scrap books that are just pages and pages like that. She doesnt even explain it. She just says to give it to the Attorney General and leaves. We give it to her secretary, but Ive never asked what happens to it from there lol.
We had that happen at the law office I worked in.

This lady called in and said she wanted to sue the state of Colorado for wrongful imprisonment and a bunch of other things.

Said that she was involved in a conspiracy that went all the way to the top.

Evidently Hillary Clinton experimented on her with directed energy weapons.

I put her through to the attorney just to fuck with him.

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DrizztLink
06/06/20 10:43:10 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Heeeeeey ya finally got use outa that pic now lol


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AceMos
06/06/20 10:45:11 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Evidently Hillary Clinton experimented on her with directed energy weapons.


https://tenor.com/view/shera-catra-spop-worried-looking-gif-17176387

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Zack_Attackv1
06/06/20 10:45:25 PM
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JimmyFraska
06/06/20 10:49:51 PM
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He has funny language but what he is saying is fundamentally true
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SevenTenths
06/06/20 10:52:58 PM
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idk, i saw a video of police pushing an old man down, causing him to bleed out of his ear, radio on their walkie, then keep walking on to presumbly deal with the next non threat.

This was after seeing another cop decide to shoot a homeless man in the head with a rubber bullet.

This was after our president tear gassing peaceful protesters so he could post a picture with a book he can't name a single verse from.

Some dude on twitter not understanding sex doesn't crack the top 1000 for this week

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Smackems
06/06/20 10:54:09 PM
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I couldn't make it through

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TheMikh
06/06/20 10:54:11 PM
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that is the most esoteric thing i've seen posted on CE in a while

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YugiNoob
06/06/20 10:58:59 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
We had that happen at the law office I worked in.

This lady called in and said she wanted to sue the state of Colorado for wrongful imprisonment and a bunch of other things.

Said that she was involved in a conspiracy that went all the way to the top.

Evidently Hillary Clinton experimented on her with directed energy weapons.

I put her through to the attorney just to fuck with him.
That's a dick move lol

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G-Ziss
06/06/20 11:20:22 PM
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The dumbest thing I've seen this week is the group of "supporters" waiting outside as the two cops who nearly killed a defenseless 75-year old man were released.

Like, what the fuck? It hurts my head just trying to understand the shit some people do.

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ZeroX91
06/06/20 11:26:38 PM
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I raise you...
https://youtu.be/FF5Z1HFVfvI

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masterpug53
06/08/20 10:43:43 AM
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Now that's the kind of pseudo-scientific stupid that can unfortunately lead to a very successful sex cult.

*scribbles down notes when no one else is looking*

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P4wn4g3
06/08/20 10:47:14 AM
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Awesome
06/08/20 10:52:25 AM
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hes right, its called sexual energy, its weird how people deny something as clear as it. When people have sex they transfer energy, thats why in ones life it is preferred to only have sex with one person only.

and for all the people here who have male friends, have you ever had one that got a new girlfriend and their personality changed? Yeah thats her energy imprinted onto the guy.
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P4wn4g3
06/08/20 10:54:38 AM
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Lol well, not surprising Awesome believes in weird crystal healing bullshit.

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Awesome
06/08/20 10:56:17 AM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Lol well, not surprising Awesome believes in weird crystal healing bullshit.

if one doesnt believe in god or spirituality then they wont believe in this of course.
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P4wn4g3
06/08/20 10:58:02 AM
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Or you know, if one is sane they won't believe in this.

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CommunismFTW
06/08/20 11:00:13 AM
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ZeroX91 posted...
I raise you...

oh god

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Awesome
06/08/20 11:00:59 AM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Or you know, if one is sane they won't believe in this.

Do you believe that once a living being dies their journey is over?
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P4wn4g3
06/08/20 11:03:56 AM
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Awesome posted...
Do you believe that once a living being dies their journey is over?
Lol as if that's remotely relevant.

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Awesome
06/08/20 11:04:23 AM
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Okay.
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Chicken_Butt
06/08/20 11:06:39 AM
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The thing about arguing with people like you about your beliefs, Awesome, is that your mind cannot be changed. You're not interested in hearing what anyone else has to say. You just want to preach your bullshit. Hard pass.

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Awesome
06/08/20 11:08:55 AM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
The thing about arguing with people like you about your beliefs, Awesome, is that your mind cannot be changed. You're not interested in hearing what anyone else has to say. You just want to preach your bullshit. Hard pass.

what im writing isnt something that should make people feel offended or angry, if it does then theres a reason they are feeling that way. There are a lot of atheists on this planet that dont agree with anything i wrote here which is understandable.
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