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ColdOne666
05/28/20 8:35:29 PM
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But I've always wiped while standing


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Hymen
05/28/20 8:36:23 PM
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Shitpost

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DarthAragorn
05/28/20 8:36:52 PM
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Stand up on the not broken leg
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Lairen
05/28/20 8:38:11 PM
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  • Lean forward on the edge. If your fat it wont work.

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Laserion
05/28/20 8:39:00 PM
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Turn the bidet's handle.
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monkmith
05/28/20 8:39:27 PM
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spread legs, lift nuts out of way, wipe.

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kingdrake2
05/28/20 9:04:16 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
accept your new shame

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SSJCAT
05/28/20 9:10:03 PM
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monkmith posted...
spread legs, lift nuts out of way, wipe.
you shouldnt be wiping in to your butthole dude. thats like WIPING101

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Houston
05/28/20 9:15:37 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
you shouldnt be wiping in to your butthole dude. thats like WIPING101

What do you mean wiping in to your butthole?

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obeseexplosive
05/28/20 9:18:35 PM
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Houston posted...
What do you mean wiping in to your butthole?
Wiping your inner ass duh

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monkmith
05/28/20 9:20:28 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Wiping your inner ass duh
...inner ass... i am confused...

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kingdrake2
05/28/20 10:33:08 PM
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monkmith posted...
...inner ass... i am confused...


the inside ass cheek (both sides).
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monkmith
05/28/20 10:42:07 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
the inside ass cheek (both sides).
what are you eating that gives you explosive shits that get all over your ass where this would even be something you'd need to think about? and hell, have you though of spreading your ass when you sit so it doesn't apparently get covered in shit?

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Rika_Furude
05/28/20 10:45:37 PM
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ColdOne666 posted...
But I've always wiped while standing
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omega cookie
05/28/20 10:45:46 PM
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Use an ear of corn.

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Chicken
05/28/20 10:49:21 PM
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Get toilet brush and scrub.

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NeoShadowhen
05/28/20 10:49:58 PM
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Use the toilet brush. Thats what its there for.
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NeoShadowhen
05/28/20 10:50:44 PM
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Chicken posted...
Get toilet brush and scrub.

Get out of my head.
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dj1200
05/28/20 10:51:38 PM
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get like five toothbrushes and go crazy

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Lost_All_Senses
05/28/20 10:51:39 PM
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Use a brush handle with an ear of corn attached to it.

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Vicious_Dios
05/28/20 10:52:10 PM
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Just use the three seashells.

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Christian RULES
05/28/20 10:56:41 PM
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Sit down wipe method
  1. Lean left until the right side of your butt lifts of the seat revealing an opening big enough to fit your right hand into the toilet. (If you designate your left hand as the wiping hand, lean right)
  2. With toilet paper in your wiping hand, reach down into the toilet and start wiping areas affected.
  3. Repeat step 2 until areas are fully clean
  4. Flush the toilet to empty its contents
  5. Wash your hands thoroughly with warm water and soap for twenty seconds before leaving the lavatory.

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Smackems
05/28/20 11:08:11 PM
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I had cancer on my ass and had to sit with my leg halfway in the toilet for a while

Not really related to this much but whatever

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ColdOne666
05/28/20 11:13:46 PM
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Smackems posted...
I had cancer on my ass and had to sit with my leg halfway in the toilet for a while

Not really related to this much but whatever

That sux

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