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toyota
05/26/20 8:45:17 AM
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For being 'heroes' lol smdfh. Doesnt management realize that this shit is more so humiliating and patronizing af?

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Austin_Era_II
05/26/20 8:49:05 AM
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Have you seen some of the people that work their? They'll wear it proudly. I worked there part time as a 2nd job about 2 years ago. My store was pretty decent, but we did have some questionable employees <_<

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Antifar
05/26/20 8:49:51 AM
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Bleak
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cuttin_in_farm
05/26/20 8:49:53 AM
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Lmao this cannot be real.

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Patty_Fleur
05/26/20 8:58:54 AM
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Lol

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TommyG663513
05/26/20 9:04:11 AM
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This is messed up

I really hope this makes people question the term "hero" more. I feel like vomiting Everytime I see someone attempt to virtue signal with that word.

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Tired-Insomniac
05/26/20 9:10:50 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Lmao this cannot be real.


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Lordgold666
05/26/20 10:00:22 AM
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Some heroes do wear capes

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iPhone_7
05/26/20 10:03:48 AM
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the word heroes should be reserved for actual heroes, not employees or soldiers.

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KillerKhan420
05/26/20 10:11:09 AM
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That looks like it's for rain TC. Last time I heard of people who wear capes or small cloaks were nurses in ww1 days.

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I Like Toast
05/26/20 10:11:30 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
the word heroes should be reserved for actual heroes, not employees or soldiers.
So brave

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FabIemaster
05/26/20 10:12:54 AM
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"Can I get a raise or hazard pay? Please?"
"Here is a cape and pizza party!!!"
"Ok thanks but I'd really like a raise or hazard pay. . ."
"Piiiiiizzaaaa paaaartyyyy~~~"

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ScazarMeltex
05/26/20 10:14:14 AM
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Peak capitalism this.

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VVALLBOUNCE
05/26/20 10:14:31 AM
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Suddenly I feel amazing about my temporary 2 dollar an hour raise at my job

Still lmaoing at how pretty much every single person on unemployment is making more than every wal mart worker sans higher-level management. What a fucking travesty that not nearly enough people are pissed about
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FortuneCookie
05/26/20 10:15:06 AM
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I'm glad I get hazard pay at the pharmacy. After taxes, it's only about $100 more per paycheck. But it's still better than capes and cake.

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CableZL
05/26/20 10:15:24 AM
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DevsBro
05/26/20 10:15:42 AM
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I dunno, if you gave me a cape, I would totally strut around the store looking for people reaching for high shelves or trying to find a price scanner.

"What seems to be the trouble, citizen?"

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Malfunction
05/26/20 10:17:12 AM
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Hahaha what the actual fuck
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obeseexplosive
05/26/20 10:18:51 AM
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DevsBro posted...
I dunno, if you gave me a cape, I would totally strut around the store looking for people reaching for high shelves or trying to find a price scanner.

"What seems to be the trouble, citizen?"


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P4wn4g3
05/26/20 10:21:29 AM
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People at Lowes home improvements have really taken this essential employee thing to heart and now think they are the pillars of society, directing people to be safe and standing between them and disaster. But they are just being assholes when they do that stuff in general, and Lowes pretty much hires assholes for the most part. So idk. I've worked retail and they definitely don't ask you to be in harm's way. This "hero" mentality doesn't really help.

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CableZL
05/26/20 10:21:57 AM
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DevsBro posted...
I dunno, if you gave me a cape, I would totally strut around the store looking for people reaching for high shelves or trying to find a price scanner.

"What seems to be the trouble, citizen?"
LMAO

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FortuneCookie
05/26/20 10:23:10 AM
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DevsBro posted...
"What seems to be the trouble, citizen?"



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-Kush-
05/26/20 10:25:35 AM
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@DevsBro

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V-E-G-Y-
05/26/20 10:29:16 AM
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I hear gamefaqs mods wear dese capes every day even before covid started
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DevsBro
05/26/20 10:29:52 AM
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"Egad! You're right, observant shopper, the shelf is completely bare! But have no fear! The inventory is not always as it seems! To the store room! AWAAAAAAY!"

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divot1338
05/26/20 10:30:15 AM
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I want a cape...

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TheCodeisBosco
05/26/20 10:38:29 AM
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As another poster pointed out, this is thankfully from 2017, not 2020. They had a (ridiculous in its own right) campaign titled "Own the School Year Like a Hero" that year:

https://kekbfm.com/why-are-employees-at-this-grand-junction-store-wearing-capes/

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Oh man, I haven't seen this video in years. Thanks for posting it. The part where the cameraman starts singing along in a dead-as-a-doornail monotone... that shit sends my sides into orbit every time.

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coolboy11
05/26/20 11:05:42 AM
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Spooking posted...
If this is real:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMReMMqqZpU

...then anything is possible.
few things cornier on this planet than the average Salaried Walmart manager/supervisor

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CableZL
05/26/20 11:06:44 AM
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coolboy11 posted...
few things cornier on this planet than the average Salaried Walmart manager/supervisor

OK, LET'S GET ME A RHYTHM

People are off beat within the first few seconds

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DirkDiggles
05/26/20 11:07:18 AM
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FabIemaster posted...
"Can I get a raise or hazard pay? Please?"
"Here is a cape and pizza party!!!"
"Ok thanks but I'd really like a raise or hazard pay. . ."
"Piiiiiizzaaaa paaaartyyyy~~~"

This is painfully accurate.

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FabIemaster
05/26/20 11:13:38 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
I hear gamefaqs mods wear dese capes every day even before covid started

Who da FUCK violated da NDA

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coolboy11
05/26/20 11:17:03 AM
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CableZL posted...
OK, LET'S GET ME A RHYTHM

People are off beat within the first few seconds
worst is it might be a better cheer than the official "Walmart cheer"

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TheCodeisBosco
05/26/20 11:21:12 AM
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coolboy11 posted...
worst is it might be a better cheer than the official "Walmart cheer"

GIVE ME A "W"! GIVE ME AN "A"! GIVE ME A "L"! GIVE ME A "SQUIGGLY"!...

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SiO4
05/26/20 11:24:30 AM
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OMF'ingG

I did not know that was a thing. Holy Shit.
I don't even know where to start with this one.
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Tenlaar
05/26/20 11:25:57 AM
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SiO4 posted...
OMF'ingG

I did not know that was a thing. Holy Shit.
I don't even know where to start with this one.
I'd probably start with how multiple people have posted that it's from 2017 and has nothing to do with what the topic was implying it does.
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SiO4
05/26/20 11:28:52 AM
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Tenlaar posted...

I'd probably start with how multiple people have posted that it's from 2017 and has nothing to do with what the topic was implying it does.


Oh okay..Thank god.

Still bizarre tbh..but at least it wasn't recently.
For the record, I have worked through all of this.
I must have some kind of antibodies at this point.
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coolboy11
05/26/20 12:01:46 PM
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TheCodeisBosco posted...
GIVE ME A "W"! GIVE ME AN "A"! GIVE ME A "L"! GIVE ME A "SQUIGGLY"!...
they actually think it is a serious motivational tactic too smh

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Austin_Era_II
05/26/20 12:03:25 PM
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I worked the afternoon shift and we never did a cheer. Fun times. Worst is unloading the truck and being stuck inside it. Some managers let us play our own music while in the back unloading.

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ChuckSDeuces
05/26/20 4:16:25 PM
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My sister works at Target and I shit you not puts herself on the same level as doctors as nurses on the list of "heroes" of Coronavirus.

She would probably wear a cape everywhere if they gave her one.

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EricDraven59
05/26/20 4:17:53 PM
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This has to be fake. I mean I haven't been in a walmart from before the virus came here so I cannot say for sure if its really happening in the stores here
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Damn_Underscore
05/26/20 4:18:54 PM
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this is cool

capes should become a fashion trend

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Harpie
05/26/20 4:19:21 PM
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I remember when those were a thing. I thought the cape was hilarious and I had so much fun wearing it lol

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ZeroX91
05/26/20 4:19:23 PM
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....i wish my job gave me a cape. :(

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DevsBro
05/26/20 4:19:48 PM
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ChuckSDeuces posted...
My sister works at Target and I shit you not puts herself on the same level as doctors as nurses on the list of "heroes" of Coronavirus.

She would probably wear a cape everywhere if they gave her one.
Grocers and their employees right now literally put themselves in harm's way for the community. Hell yeah I respect that.

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P4wn4g3
05/26/20 7:21:06 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Grocers and their employees right now literally put themselves in harm's way for the community. Hell yeah I respect that.
Respect me right quick plz I work in IT and keep your internedz running

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ZeroX91
05/26/20 7:32:15 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Respect me right quick plz I work in IT and keep your internedz running
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqkyn6R8MT4&ab_channel=MrGreenTexts

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