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toyota 05/26/20 8:45:17 AM #1: |
For being 'heroes' lol smdfh. Doesnt management realize that this shit is more so humiliating and patronizing af?
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Austin_Era_II 05/26/20 8:49:05 AM #2: |
Have you seen some of the people that work their? They'll wear it proudly. I worked there part time as a 2nd job about 2 years ago. My store was pretty decent, but we did have some questionable employees <_<
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Antifar 05/26/20 8:49:51 AM #3: |
Bleak
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cuttin_in_farm 05/26/20 8:49:53 AM #4: |
Lmao this cannot be real.
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Patty_Fleur 05/26/20 8:58:54 AM #6: |
Lol
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TommyG663513 05/26/20 9:04:11 AM #7: |
This is messed up
I really hope this makes people question the term "hero" more. I feel like vomiting Everytime I see someone attempt to virtue signal with that word. --- just tell them all your base doesn't belong to us because we were getting stoned...they'll understand-Ken156 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tired-Insomniac 05/26/20 9:10:50 AM #8: |
cuttin_in_farm posted...
Lmao this cannot be real. --- "I like turtles" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 05/26/20 10:00:22 AM #9: |
Some heroes do wear capes
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iPhone_7 05/26/20 10:03:48 AM #10: |
the word heroes should be reserved for actual heroes, not employees or soldiers.
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KillerKhan420 05/26/20 10:11:09 AM #11: |
That looks like it's for rain TC. Last time I heard of people who wear capes or small cloaks were nurses in ww1 days.
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I Like Toast 05/26/20 10:11:30 AM #12: |
iPhone_7 posted... the word heroes should be reserved for actual heroes, not employees or soldiers.So brave --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FabIemaster 05/26/20 10:12:54 AM #14: |
"Can I get a raise or hazard pay? Please?"
"Here is a cape and pizza party!!!" "Ok thanks but I'd really like a raise or hazard pay. . ." "Piiiiiizzaaaa paaaartyyyy~~~" --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScazarMeltex 05/26/20 10:14:14 AM #15: |
Peak capitalism this.
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VVALLBOUNCE 05/26/20 10:14:31 AM #16: |
Suddenly I feel amazing about my temporary 2 dollar an hour raise at my job
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FortuneCookie 05/26/20 10:15:06 AM #17: |
I'm glad I get hazard pay at the pharmacy. After taxes, it's only about $100 more per paycheck. But it's still better than capes and cake.
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CableZL 05/26/20 10:15:24 AM #18: |
Yeah, this is from about 3 years ago
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DevsBro 05/26/20 10:15:42 AM #19: |
I dunno, if you gave me a cape, I would totally strut around the store looking for people reaching for high shelves or trying to find a price scanner.
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Malfunction 05/26/20 10:17:12 AM #21: |
Hahaha what the actual fuck
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obeseexplosive 05/26/20 10:18:51 AM #22: |
DevsBro posted...
I dunno, if you gave me a cape, I would totally strut around the store looking for people reaching for high shelves or trying to find a price scanner. --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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P4wn4g3 05/26/20 10:21:29 AM #23: |
People at Lowes home improvements have really taken this essential employee thing to heart and now think they are the pillars of society, directing people to be safe and standing between them and disaster. But they are just being assholes when they do that stuff in general, and Lowes pretty much hires assholes for the most part. So idk. I've worked retail and they definitely don't ask you to be in harm's way. This "hero" mentality doesn't really help.
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CableZL 05/26/20 10:21:57 AM #24: |
DevsBro posted...
I dunno, if you gave me a cape, I would totally strut around the store looking for people reaching for high shelves or trying to find a price scanner.LMAO --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 05/26/20 10:23:10 AM #25: |
DevsBro posted...
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V-E-G-Y- 05/26/20 10:29:16 AM #28: |
I hear gamefaqs mods wear dese capes every day even before covid started
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DevsBro 05/26/20 10:29:52 AM #29: |
"Egad! You're right, observant shopper, the shelf is completely bare! But have no fear! The inventory is not always as it seems! To the store room! AWAAAAAAY!"
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divot1338 05/26/20 10:30:15 AM #30: |
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TheCodeisBosco 05/26/20 10:38:29 AM #31: |
As another poster pointed out, this is thankfully from 2017, not 2020. They had a (ridiculous in its own right) campaign titled "Own the School Year Like a Hero" that year:
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coolboy11 05/26/20 11:05:42 AM #32: |
Spooking posted...
If this is real:few things cornier on this planet than the average Salaried Walmart manager/supervisor --- "A superhero in the flesh, even at my worst I'm the best"-Big KRIT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 05/26/20 11:06:44 AM #33: |
coolboy11 posted...
few things cornier on this planet than the average Salaried Walmart manager/supervisor OK, LET'S GET ME A RHYTHM People are off beat within the first few seconds --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 05/26/20 11:07:18 AM #34: |
FabIemaster posted...
"Can I get a raise or hazard pay? Please?" This is painfully accurate. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FabIemaster 05/26/20 11:13:38 AM #35: |
V-E-G-Y- posted...
I hear gamefaqs mods wear dese capes every day even before covid started Who da FUCK violated da NDA --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coolboy11 05/26/20 11:17:03 AM #36: |
CableZL posted...
OK, LET'S GET ME A RHYTHMworst is it might be a better cheer than the official "Walmart cheer" --- "A superhero in the flesh, even at my worst I'm the best"-Big KRIT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCodeisBosco 05/26/20 11:21:12 AM #37: |
coolboy11 posted...
worst is it might be a better cheer than the official "Walmart cheer" GIVE ME A "W"! GIVE ME AN "A"! GIVE ME A "L"! GIVE ME A "SQUIGGLY"!... --- The music was thud-like. The music was... thud-like. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 05/26/20 11:24:30 AM #38: |
OMF'ingG
I did not know that was a thing. Holy Shit. I don't even know where to start with this one. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tenlaar 05/26/20 11:25:57 AM #39: |
SiO4 posted...
OMF'ingGI'd probably start with how multiple people have posted that it's from 2017 and has nothing to do with what the topic was implying it does. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 05/26/20 11:28:52 AM #40: |
Tenlaar posted...
Oh okay..Thank god. Still bizarre tbh..but at least it wasn't recently. For the record, I have worked through all of this. I must have some kind of antibodies at this point. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coolboy11 05/26/20 12:01:46 PM #41: |
TheCodeisBosco posted...
GIVE ME A "W"! GIVE ME AN "A"! GIVE ME A "L"! GIVE ME A "SQUIGGLY"!...they actually think it is a serious motivational tactic too smh --- "A superhero in the flesh, even at my worst I'm the best"-Big KRIT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Austin_Era_II 05/26/20 12:03:25 PM #42: |
I worked the afternoon shift and we never did a cheer. Fun times. Worst is unloading the truck and being stuck inside it. Some managers let us play our own music while in the back unloading.
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ChuckSDeuces 05/26/20 4:16:25 PM #43: |
My sister works at Target and I shit you not puts herself on the same level as doctors as nurses on the list of "heroes" of Coronavirus.
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EricDraven59 05/26/20 4:17:53 PM #44: |
This has to be fake. I mean I haven't been in a walmart from before the virus came here so I cannot say for sure if its really happening in the stores here
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Damn_Underscore 05/26/20 4:18:54 PM #45: |
this is cool
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Harpie 05/26/20 4:19:21 PM #46: |
I remember when those were a thing. I thought the cape was hilarious and I had so much fun wearing it lol
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ZeroX91 05/26/20 4:19:23 PM #47: |
....i wish my job gave me a cape. :( --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 05/26/20 4:19:48 PM #48: |
ChuckSDeuces posted...
My sister works at Target and I shit you not puts herself on the same level as doctors as nurses on the list of "heroes" of Coronavirus.Grocers and their employees right now literally put themselves in harm's way for the community. Hell yeah I respect that. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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P4wn4g3 05/26/20 7:21:06 PM #49: |
DevsBro posted...
Grocers and their employees right now literally put themselves in harm's way for the community. Hell yeah I respect that.Respect me right quick plz I work in IT and keep your internedz running --- 7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeroX91 05/26/20 7:32:15 PM #50: |
P4wn4g3 posted...
Respect me right quick plz I work in IT and keep your internedz runninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqkyn6R8MT4&ab_channel=MrGreenTexts --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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