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LordRazziel 05/25/20 12:22:06 PM #51:	Imagine using the actions of a couple kids to shit on a nation. There's much to criticize, but this ain't it. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:939683266] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Imagine using the actions of a couple kids to shit on a nation. There's much to criticize, but this ain't it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Bitcoin 05/25/20 12:26:36 PM #53:	Prismsblade posted... Its hip, young and cool now becuase we're in times of peace. So nobody sees the big deal. As soon as shit the fan though their tunes will change very quick. I bet money on that. the shit already hit the fan. There are 100k death from a virus, and our fellow country men are getting sick. Our economy has greatly suffered. more people have been lost in this pandemic than in some wars! but the patriots decided that they wanted haircuts, that they wanted to play golf and that they needed to have picnics. Wearing a face mask? Too uncomfortable, too much sacrifice! so when the shit hit the fan these people decided to say fuck you and your rules and gather in mass and protest. <cite>The_Bitcoin posted [p:939683480] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Prismsblade posted... </cite> <quote>Its hip, young and cool now becuase we're in times of peace. So nobody sees the big deal. As soon as shit the fan though their tunes will change very quick. I bet money on that.</quote> the shit already hit the fan. There are 100k death from a virus, and our fellow country men are getting sick. Our economy has greatly suffered. more people have been lost in this pandemic than in some wars! but the patriots decided that they wanted haircuts, that they wanted to play golf and that they needed to have picnics. Wearing a face mask? Too uncomfortable, too much sacrifice! so when the shit hit the fan these people decided to say fuck you and your rules and gather in mass and protest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornezz 05/25/20 12:29:19 PM #54:	Americans saluting the pants --- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes. <cite>Hornezz posted [p:939683588] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote> Americans saluting the pants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 05/25/20 12:30:58 PM #55:	byron posted... It's cheaper than America's Worse wait times and quailty though. --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:939683664] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>byron posted... </cite> <quote>It's cheaper than America's</quote>Worse wait times and quailty though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K181 05/25/20 12:37:10 PM #57:	Hornezz posted... Americans saluting the pants All the more hilarious as wearing the flag as an article of clothing is against the flag code. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:939683924] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Hornezz posted... </cite> <quote> Americans saluting the pants</quote> All the more hilarious as wearing the flag as an article of clothing is against the flag code. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 05/25/20 12:37:37 PM #58:	The kid on the ground just wants to sneak an up-shorts peak at the other kid's penis. The flag is just kinda there and has nothing to do with what's going on. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- <cite>Machete posted [p:939683947] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>The kid on the ground just wants to sneak an up-shorts peak at the other kid's penis. The flag is just kinda there and has nothing to do with what's going on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 05/25/20 12:38:59 PM #59:	byron posted... Nope Yup --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:939684005] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>byron posted... </cite> <quote>Nope</quote>Yup </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/25/20 12:41:14 PM #60:	People who treat the flag like a religious symbol legit creep me out and dont even realize they are ascribing deity-like qualities to the entity of America/creating a stand-in for their God. --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939684103] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>People who treat the flag like a religious symbol legit creep me out and dont even realize they are ascribing deity-like qualities to the entity of America/creating a stand-in for their God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeroX91 05/25/20 12:44:24 PM #62:	butthole666 posted... People who treat the flag like a religious symbol legit creep me out and dont even realize they are ascribing deity-like qualities to the entity of America/creating a stand-in for their God. Blame military familes where said troops have never seen combat. --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:939684255] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted... </cite> <quote>People who treat the flag like a religious symbol legit creep me out and dont even realize they are ascribing deity-like qualities to the entity of America/creating a stand-in for their God.</quote>Blame military familes where said troops have never seen combat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/25/20 12:45:22 PM #63:	ZeroX91 posted... Blame military familes where said troops have never seen combat. Please don't. I'm probably the only house on the street without a flag >_> --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:939684294] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>ZeroX91 posted... </cite> <quote>Blame military familes where said troops have never seen combat.</quote>Please don't. I'm probably the only house on the street without a flag >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 05/25/20 12:45:39 PM #64:	byron posted... Source Any living human that has been to the hospital in both america and canada. --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:939684308] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>byron posted... </cite> <quote>Source</quote>Any living human that has been to the hospital in both america and canada. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 05/25/20 12:46:39 PM #65:	Hexenherz posted... Please don't. I'm probably the only house on the street without a flag >_> You know what i mean though, youve seen the people im talking about. Lol --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:939684372] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote>Please don't. I'm probably the only house on the street without a flag >_></quote>You know what i mean though, youve seen the people im talking about. Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/25/20 12:46:58 PM #66:	devout christians who pray to the flag are literally doing the 10 commandments story lol --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939684380] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>devout christians who pray to the flag are literally doing the 10 commandments story lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/25/20 12:47:45 PM #67:	ZeroX91 posted... You know what i mean though, youve seen the people im talking about. Lol Unfortunately yes :( --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:939684416] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>ZeroX91 posted... </cite> <quote>You know what i mean though, youve seen the people im talking about. Lol</quote>Unfortunately yes :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathDeathSong 05/25/20 12:48:31 PM #68:	pretty sure this isnt an american thing, but more specifically, ah, a certain majority demographic of americans --- MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS!! Let me tell you about Deltarune https://i.imgtc.com/dcuHj3G.gif <cite>DeathDeathSong posted [p:939684453] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>pretty sure this isnt an american thing, but more specifically, ah, a certain majority demographic of americans </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 05/25/20 12:49:35 PM #69:	Hexenherz posted... Unfortunately yes :( Hey im sorry man. Dont :( --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:939684513] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote>Unfortunately yes :(</quote>Hey im sorry man. Dont :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 05/25/20 1:17:57 PM #71:	Hexenherz posted... I'm probably the only house on the street without a flag >_> WTF --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:939685808] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote>I'm probably the only house on the street without a flag >_></quote>WTF </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 05/25/20 1:44:35 PM #72:	butthole666 posted... devout christians who pray to the flag are literally doing the 10 commandments story lol Is that the story where that dude is on a mountain or some shit and he has 3 stone tablets, each with 5 commandments etched on them, then goes to announce them to his peeps and he's all "god has given us these fifteen commandments..." but then drops one of the tablets and it breaks, so he goes "... these ten commandments..." ? That story was a real knee slapper imo --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- <cite>Machete posted [p:939687005] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>devout christians who pray to the flag are literally doing the 10 commandments story lol </quote> Is that the story where that dude is on a mountain or some shit and he has 3 stone tablets, each with 5 commandments etched on them, then goes to announce them to his peeps and he's all "god has given us these fifteen commandments..." but then drops one of the tablets and it breaks, so he goes "... these ten commandments..." ? That story was a real knee slapper imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balrog0 05/25/20 1:50:52 PM #73:	I always wished I'd been one of those kids that made a legal issue over being forced to pledge allegiance. I got in trouble for interrupting it once in kindergarten and just never said it again --- But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. <cite>Balrog0 posted [p:939687259] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>I always wished I'd been one of those kids that made a legal issue over being forced to pledge allegiance. I got in trouble for interrupting it once in kindergarten and just never said it again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 05/25/20 1:56:55 PM #74:	Machete posted... Is that the story where that dude is on a mountain or some shit and he has 3 stone tablets, each with 5 commandments etched on them, then goes to announce them to his peeps and he's all "god has given us these fifteen commandments..." but then drops one of the tablets and it breaks, so he goes "... these ten commandments..." ? That story was a real knee slapper imo Moses goes up mountain to receive word of God; 10 Commandments etched into 2 tablets. He returns to the base of the mountain to find that his people have begun worshipping a golden calf, and so he takes the tablets and strikes the calf, shattering both. Goes back up, is like ayo god some shit went down lemme get another one, 2 new tablets, people are not to worship false idols, end. there was never a third tablet or 15 commandments. This is where we get the phrase golden calf to refer to a false god, and particularly to wealth as an object of worship. --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:939687519] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>Is that the story where that dude is on a mountain or some shit and he has 3 stone tablets, each with 5 commandments etched on them, then goes to announce them to his peeps and he's all "god has given us these fifteen commandments..." but then drops one of the tablets and it breaks, so he goes "... these ten commandments..." ? That story was a real knee slapper imo</quote>Moses goes up mountain to receive word of God; 10 Commandments etched into 2 tablets. He returns to the base of the mountain to find that his people have begun worshipping a golden calf, and so he takes the tablets and strikes the calf, shattering both. Goes back up, is like ayo god some shit went down lemme get another one, 2 new tablets, people are not to worship false idols, end. there was never a third tablet or 15 commandments. This is where we get the phrase golden calf to refer to a false god, and particularly to wealth as an object of worship. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 05/25/20 2:09:31 PM #75:	butthole666 posted... Moses goes up mountain to receive word of God; 10 Commandments etched into 2 tablets. He returns to the base of the mountain to find that his people have begun worshipping a golden calf, and so he takes the tablets and strikes the calf, shattering both. Goes back up, is like ayo god some shit went down lemme get another one, 2 new tablets, people are not to worship false idols, end. there was never a third tablet or 15 commandments. This is where we get the phrase ?golden calf? to refer to a false god, and particularly to wealth as an object of worship. No. You're wrong. It definitely happened the way I described it. The moses guy also did a musical about the Spanish inquisition and did stand up comedy for Caesar. They wouldn't have called it history of the world if it was historically inaccurate. The golden calf thing you said is probably a misinterpretation of this ce meme where a dude posted a pic of his legs and he was holding a golden knife that said trump on it (talk about false god lmao) and the joke was that his legs are so skinny that he doesn't even really have calves. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- <cite>Machete posted [p:939688105] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote> Moses goes up mountain to receive word of God; 10 Commandments etched into 2 tablets. He returns to the base of the mountain to find that his people have begun worshipping a golden calf, and so he takes the tablets and strikes the calf, shattering both. Goes back up, is like ayo god some shit went down lemme get another one, 2 new tablets, people are not to worship false idols, end. there was never a third tablet or 15 commandments. This is where we get the phrase ?golden calf? to refer to a false god, and particularly to wealth as an object of worship. </quote> No. You're wrong. It definitely happened the way I described it. The moses guy also did a musical about the Spanish inquisition and did stand up comedy for Caesar. They wouldn't have called it history of the world if it was historically inaccurate. The golden calf thing you said is probably a misinterpretation of this ce meme where a dude posted a pic of his legs and he was holding a golden knife that said trump on it (talk about false god lmao) and the joke was that his legs are so skinny that he doesn't even really have calves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 05/25/20 2:11:12 PM #76:	ZeroX91 posted... Any living human that has been to the hospital in both america and canada. I mean rich canadians will sometimes travel to the USA for surgery to avoid wait times so you arent totally wrong. That said if i was born 45 minutes to the south id either be dead or in a lifetime of debt so our system is overall infinitely better. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:939688172] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>ZeroX91 posted... </cite> <quote>Any living human that has been to the hospital in both america and canada.</quote> I mean rich canadians will sometimes travel to the USA for surgery to avoid wait times so you arent totally wrong. That said if i was born 45 minutes to the south id either be dead or in a lifetime of debt so our system is overall infinitely better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 05/25/20 3:04:49 PM #77:	Choco posted... WTF I live in a community where there are a lot of veterans and government employees so we're definitely the odd ones out by not having a flag. It's like a staple of American suburbia. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:939690401] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>WTF</quote>I live in a community where there are a lot of veterans and government employees so we're definitely the odd ones out by not having a flag. It's like a staple of American suburbia. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 05/25/20 3:17:40 PM #78:	DeathDeathSong posted... pretty sure this isnt an american thing, but more specifically, ah, a certain majority demographic of americans The same people that like to eat their rice with mayonnaise <cite>treewojima posted [p:939690921] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>DeathDeathSong posted...</cite> <quote>pretty sure this isnt an american thing, but more specifically, ah, a certain majority demographic of americans </quote> The same people that like to eat their rice with mayonnaise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 05/25/20 4:30:28 PM #79:	Hexenherz posted... I live in a community where there are a lot of veterans and government employees so we're definitely the odd ones out by not having a flag. It's like a staple of American suburbia. in germany if you have the german flag people will assume you're a nazi --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:939693949] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote>I live in a community where there are a lot of veterans and government employees so we're definitely the odd ones out by not having a flag. It's like a staple of American suburbia.</quote>in germany if you have the german flag people will assume you're a nazi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 05/25/20 4:31:32 PM #80:	Choco posted... Hexenherz posted... I live in a community where there are a lot of veterans and government employees so we're definitely the odd ones out by not having a flag. It's like a staple of American suburbia. in germany if you have the german flag people will assume you're a nazi Or that the world cup is taking place --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! 'I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong' - NigerianKnight <cite>teepan95 posted [p:939693999] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote> I live in a community where there are a lot of veterans and government employees so we're definitely the odd ones out by not having a flag. It's like a staple of American suburbia.</quote>in germany if you have the german flag people will assume you're a nazi </quote> Or that the world cup is taking place</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 05/25/20 4:41:47 PM #81:	--- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:939694439] in hey americ... [t:78718032]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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