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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/20 6:22:42 PM
#352:


Oh isn't that fucking cute changing the goal from 1,000 to 5. REAL impressive.

@JimCarrysToe Why you have me tagged as Atheist?

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 6:25:47 PM
#353:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh isn't that fucking cute changing the goal from 1,000 to 5. REAL impressive.
It wasn't supposed to be at 1,000 but it wouldn't let me change it until after I made it. You HACKED the SITE didnt you!?

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 6:33:47 PM
#354:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh isn't that fucking cute changing the goal from 1,000 to 5. REAL impressive.

@JimCarrysToe Why you have me tagged as Atheist?
I was curious how many atheists, christians, other religious ppl there were on this site so I started tagging everyone. Cant remember what I found, think I got bored and stopped but it was neat to see the different religions ppl have here. I think theres at least two buddhists here and someone who practices witchcraft.

You are an atheist right? I stopped caring about the tags for those lol that's why it's misspelled.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/20 6:35:30 PM
#355:


You have Harpie taggged as cats>dogs> snakes

What the hell kinda religion is that?

You're now tagged as "The Ketchup Lady"

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 6:38:04 PM
#356:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You have Harpie taggged as cats>dogs> snakes

What the hell kinda religion is that?
The right one. Fuck doge. And sneks r cool. Tagged her as that to remind me to show her a pic of a rattle snake i found but my mom yelled at me before I could take a pic :<

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/20 6:40:16 PM
#357:


I want a rattlesnake pic. Get out there and find another one NOW *flips table*

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 6:41:48 PM
#358:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I want a rattlesnake pic. Get out there and find another one NOW *flips table*
It's been months, I'm pretty sure someone called animal control or whatever and got rid of the snake already.

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YugiNoob
05/29/20 6:42:45 PM
#359:


JimCarrysToe posted...
We've got 3 out 5 signatures now! Ya goin down johnny!
Make that 4 out of 5 :3

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/20 6:43:19 PM
#360:


JimCarrysToe posted...
It's been months, I'm pretty sure someone called animal control or whatever and got rid of the snake already.

It's like 100 degrees here today there all over the fucking place. Go out to transmountain after sundown, they like to chill on the road.

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 6:45:50 PM
#361:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's like 100 degrees here today there all over the fucking place. Go out to transmountain after sundown, they like to chill on the road.
I'm not going anywhere! I found that snake in a bush near my apartment.

Also your tag is Johnny_Mildcase now. Was gonna be Johnny_Mildcaseofdiarhea but it was too long.

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inloveanddeath0
05/29/20 6:46:42 PM
#362:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I'm not going anywhere! I found that snake in a bush near my apartment.

Also your tag is Johnny_Mildcase now. Was gonna be Johnny_Mildcaseofdiarhea but it was too long.


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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/20 6:46:57 PM
#363:


Ohhh it's never just a mild case.

Side note: I just saw someone with an ACAB sign at a protest in Washington DC. Made me think of good old ACAB.

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inloveanddeath0
05/29/20 6:47:17 PM
#364:


I'm happy it's been rainy and mild the past 3 days

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 6:51:27 PM
#365:


YugiNoob posted...
Make that 4 out of 5 :3
Looks like you're gonna be out of the game johnny_mildcase.....

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/20 6:53:35 PM
#366:


Goooooood luck keeping me out

*throws lawn chair at Jims head*

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 6:55:10 PM
#367:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Goooooood luck keeping me out

*throws lawn chair at Jims head*

I'll keep the password a secret.

*throws johnnys head at lawnchairs*


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MabusIncarnate
05/29/20 6:57:09 PM
#368:


I've seen two timber rattlers here, I had a pic of one on my other phone but it was post-shotgun blast. It was about 5 feet long. I see a lot of other snakes pretty commonly, especially black rat snakes.

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 6:58:55 PM
#369:


I don't go outside much so I've only seen two rattlesnakes. One was at a zoo.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/20 7:02:32 PM
#370:


Most of the ones here are Western Diamondback and Black Tailed Rattlesnakes. Gotta watch your step quiiiiiite a bit.

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JimCarrysToe
05/29/20 7:11:46 PM
#371:


Did you know the nice meme guy was in the hospital a few weeks ago? I found out from a jacksepticeye video, he didnt say what for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akwm2UZJ34o

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MabusIncarnate
05/30/20 12:57:10 AM
#372:


This shit is insane right now, 90% of CE is focused on the riots and all the crazy stuff happening. I might need to take a week off and follow in a-c-a-b's footsteps here. I get on CE to get away from all the awful stuff in the world and the site is just flooded with it.

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WaterLink
05/30/20 1:00:25 AM
#373:


Yeah. Its sad. At this point I'm just staying updated to see if this country is about to go to martial law so I know if I need to pack some stuff in my car and drive to Mexico or something.
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JimCarrysToe
05/30/20 1:39:07 AM
#374:


What's martial law?

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MabusIncarnate
05/30/20 1:40:24 AM
#375:


JimCarrysToe posted...
What's martial law?
No police, you defend yourself and your own home. Calling police is no longer an option, open crime isn't legal, but people will do it because it's not enforced and there's no risk of being arrested for looting and rioting.

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TreyFlowers
05/30/20 4:52:02 AM
#376:


Just had my beers and onto the wine now

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MabusIncarnate
05/30/20 4:52:57 AM
#377:


I'm fucking blasted watching Deadliest Catch

Captain Keith grinding into the late hours to make his numbers

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TreyFlowers
05/30/20 4:53:35 AM
#378:


Just convinced my wife and her sister to break out the coke bags fuck yeah

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MabusIncarnate
05/30/20 4:55:23 AM
#379:


LOL gave my cats a bump of catnip and they are putting on a show the WWE could respect.

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TreyFlowers
05/30/20 4:58:17 AM
#380:


My wife's sister brought her Shisha pipe over. Pics soon

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MabusIncarnate
05/30/20 4:59:12 AM
#381:


Is it tough to get weed and whatnot in Australia? I can pretty much get whatever within an hour here close to Nashville.

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TreyFlowers
05/30/20 5:50:03 AM
#382:


Idk with weed but I can get coke and MDMA within 30min so I'd assume weed would be the same. I don't like weed though, I don't like smoking

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JimCarrysToe
05/30/20 4:33:19 PM
#383:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSLQhaisoYg

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CanuckCowboy
05/30/20 4:35:40 PM
#384:


That does not look, sound, or smell appetizing. Im guessing on the last one but still

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/30/20 4:42:09 PM
#385:


The only thing good about that is having two cans to throw at Jim in case I miss with the first one.

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JimCarrysToe
05/30/20 5:12:48 PM
#386:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZV5cGzR-YI

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/30/20 5:19:00 PM
#387:


*rings Jims doorbell and leaves a bag of lightbulbs..... and dog shit.*

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JimCarrysToe
05/30/20 5:44:44 PM
#388:


I don't have a door bell... ya got the wrong place dude. I bet you just left that at some poor old ladys house, are you proud of yourself? You terrible, terrible person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N10PyvWnlfE

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/30/20 6:35:07 PM
#389:


Man these protests are fucking intense I can't stop watching. Pick a city any city and there's fires, shoving, fighting, bottles being thrown, cars getting flipped. It's just chaos.

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WaterLink
05/30/20 6:44:54 PM
#390:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
bottles being thrown

Goddamn bottle kids
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/30/20 6:47:40 PM
#391:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbXNW1TvCJ4

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AirFresh
05/30/20 6:48:56 PM
#392:


You guys still play CaH?

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/30/20 6:50:47 PM
#393:


I'm not allowed to anymore I guess. I got ejected.

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BlazinBlue88
05/31/20 12:39:09 AM
#394:


Woo. A bottle of wine down plus a bunch of white rum.

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JimCarrysToe
05/31/20 1:17:36 AM
#395:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF4vL7p-jI0

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YugiNoob
05/31/20 1:29:21 AM
#396:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Man these protests are fucking intense I can't stop watching. Pick a city any city and there's fires, shoving, fighting, bottles being thrown, cars getting flipped. It's just chaos.
Not Hawaii :D

We be civilized here :3

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MabusIncarnate
05/31/20 1:34:14 AM
#397:


Bunny can you surf?

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YugiNoob
05/31/20 2:16:38 AM
#398:


Nope, I never was a fan of the beach. Hanauma Bay is great though. It was the last place I took my girlfriend before she moved to New Orleans :<

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MabusIncarnate
05/31/20 2:21:09 AM
#399:


Is she still your girlfriend?

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YugiNoob
05/31/20 2:29:50 AM
#400:


No, that was several years ago. She wants to be a dentist and 9 years apart would be too long. I told her that when she found someone else she should start dating again.

Also I know it's kinda weird to call her my girlfriend even though we're not together anymore. It's just that when I see the term ex/ex-girlfriend I always think of some messy breakup. But in over 2 1/2 years of going out with her we didn't have a single argument. I don't know if she's even capable of being angry lol

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MabusIncarnate
05/31/20 2:41:43 AM
#401:


Maybe it's the romantic in me, but maybe it's not worth giving up on. I've been married 16 years, we have been in maybe 3 fights if you wanna call them that. In my mind, that's the one you fight for, that the life you want.

I get there's circumstances but she sounds like she was a catch. You seem like a good dude. Maybe something's in the stars for your future together. Who knows.

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