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Bass_X0
05/15/20 3:20:58 AM
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None? Stay safe at home.

The full bowl? You're going out socialising in large groups of people.
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The_Creep_2020
05/15/20 3:22:29 AM
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While I applaud what you are attempting to say, this analogy does not quite work, as is the case in most of the situations it is used.

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Ultima Dragon
05/15/20 3:22:47 AM
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More like the bowl of M&Ms is the only food you have and the only food you'll have for a while. Then it's an apt comparison.

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MabusIncarnate
05/15/20 3:23:41 AM
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I disagree, this is exactly how it is. Why even make the smallest risk to yourself and your loved ones when you can just not eat a fucking M&M?

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AvantgardeAClue
05/15/20 3:30:17 AM
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How about instead of poison, the unlucky M&M causes you to be struck by lightning. Those odds are are literally one in a million. People eat from that bowl anyways every day.

Not an apt comparison? Neither is the Coronavirus analogy, where apparently there's a 0.18655309% chance in New Jersey where I'm from, and that's the second worst-case state.

Point I'm getting at, this analogy doesn't work that well, sorry.

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im not 13
05/15/20 3:32:54 AM
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A bowl of blue m&ms? I'm as good as dead

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Bass_X0
05/15/20 3:37:40 AM
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oh. the original Trump quote used Skittles the candy. i forgot.
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Ultima Dragon
05/15/20 3:39:34 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
How about instead of poison, the unlucky M&M causes you to be struck by lightning. Those odds are are literally one in a million. People eat from that bowl anyways every day.

Not an apt comparison? Neither is the Coronavirus analogy, where apparently there's a 0.18655309% chance in New Jersey where I'm from, and that's the second worst-case state.

Point I'm getting at, this analogy doesn't work that well, sorry.

The thing I'm having a hard time figuring out, is how the fuck did people ever leave the house before any of this? You're chancing death literally every time you step out your front door. It's a calculated risk that you weigh and take precautions against, but ultimately you need to live your life and earn your keep.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/15/20 3:41:04 AM
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All of them. :(
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Questionmarktarius
05/15/20 3:41:28 AM
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What if it's a poison to only some people, such as phenylalanine or fava beans?
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NinjaBreakfast
05/15/20 3:41:43 AM
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Of course thomp is a reopener lol

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The_Creep_2020
05/15/20 3:51:17 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
What if it's a poison to only some people, such as phenylalanine or fava beans?

Did you know that liver, fava beans, and a nice Chianti all contain substances that interfere with the action of MAOIs, a family of pharmaceuticals that have been used in psychiatry? Dr Lecter was not taking his medication.

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Questionmarktarius
05/15/20 3:53:12 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Dr Lecter was not taking his medication.
Or was he was also taking the antidote?
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Smackems
05/15/20 3:55:07 AM
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Fuck it, yolo bitches

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