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marthsheretoo
05/14/20 8:33:29 PM
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Vote for the one you think is WORSE


Previous thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78679813

Result: Another clunker in terms of discussion, but midi-chlorians made contest history by beating a sequel moment. They aren't invincible.

The winning moment will have the dubious honor of receiving CE's official Worst Moment Ever George Lucas award.

All matches decided randomly.

ROUND NINE

The last Skywalker and the last Palpatine come together (for the crime of canonizing an abusive relationship, and also looking incredibly awkward)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDeyMSZXAM

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Obi-Wan says he saw Anakin killing younglings (for the crime of being such an awkward line that you can straight-up see Ewan struggling not to laugh as he says it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqTR0DorSw

BONUS VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_5KUDSbk0w

Voting lasts 48 hours or however long it takes to get enough votes, whichever comes second.

ROUND 1 WINNERS (losers?)
"They fly now"
Obi-Wan and Anakin spinning lightsabers
Luke vs. the First Order
Leia flies through space
Starkiller Base fires
Rey vs. Palpatine
"Haunted by the kiss"
Midi-Chlorians

ROUND 1 LOSERS (winners?)
TFA opening
Luke and Leia make out
Ewoks vs. the 501st
Han shoots Greedo
Battle of Petranaki arena
Han rescues Luke on Hoth
Jar Jar steps in shit
Chewie gets captured by the KoR

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HylianFox
05/14/20 8:35:01 PM
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"killing younglings" is great

poor Ewan is trying so damn hard not to laugh, bless his heart

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cjsdowg
05/14/20 8:37:35 PM
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Nothing is worse then that Kiss.

For story telling reason and for the meta . Those racist ass Reylo got validation and they keep crying for more. And LFL keeps bowing down kissing their asses as Start wars is only being held up by a got damn baby yoda.

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Sotha_Sil
05/14/20 8:38:16 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Nothing is worse then that Kiss.

For story telling reason and for the meta . Those racist ass Reylo got validation and they keep crying for more. And LFL keeps bowing down kissing their asses as Start wars is only being held up by a got damn baby yoda.
lmao what

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Irony
05/14/20 8:38:25 PM
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UnholyMudcrab
05/14/20 8:38:32 PM
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He falls backwards after the kiss so awkwardly that I swear they filmed him sitting up and then played it in reverse
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marthsheretoo
05/14/20 8:38:58 PM
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Irony posted...

lmfao

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MabusIncarnate
05/14/20 8:44:52 PM
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That's a bit of a spoiler in the thread title, no?

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HylianFox
05/14/20 8:49:04 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That's a bit of a spoiler in the thread title, no?

Since I've made it a point to never watch TROS I really don't care if it gets spoiled
>_>

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rexcrk
05/14/20 8:51:24 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Nothing is worse then that Kiss.

For story telling reason and for the meta . Those racist ass Reylo got validation and they keep crying for more. And LFL keeps bowing down kissing their asses as Start wars is only being held up by a got damn baby yoda.
God, new Star Wars haters are the worst. Ive never seen a group of fans with their heads so far up their ass who get so offended at everything. Theyre like the new soccer moms.

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IShall_Run_Amok
05/14/20 8:58:43 PM
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"New Star Wars haters are basically soccer moms" is my favorite take.

Anyway, I voted for the youngling thing. Its probably the worst line in the movie, and the buildup is just as bad as the Reylo kiss. Also nobody's wet.

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rexcrk
05/14/20 9:08:02 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
"New Star Wars haters are basically soccer moms" is my favorite take.

It could really apply to all types of insecure internet nerd now that I think about it. Theyre really becoming more and more fragile and get pissy over e v e r y t h i n g.

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cjsdowg
05/14/20 9:08:20 PM
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rexcrk posted...
God, new Star Wars haters are the worst. Ive never seen a group of fans with their heads so far up their ass who get so offended at everything. Theyre like the new soccer moms.

I am guessing you have not seen the racist attacks that Reylos have been doing to John. And have they have been objectify Daisy.

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cjsdowg
05/14/20 9:08:47 PM
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rexcrk posted...


It could really apply to all types of insecure internet nerd now that I think about it. Theyre really becoming more and more fragile and get pissy over e v e r y t h i n g.

Yeah racism form fans and writers does me be pissy.

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rexcrk
05/14/20 9:09:52 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Yeah racism form fans and writers does me be pissy.


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cjsdowg
05/14/20 9:22:18 PM
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rexcrk posted...


Racism from the fandom.

https://medium.com/@beccaeharrison/its-a-trap-reylos-racism-and-the-whiteness-of-data-in-the-harassment-of-women-online-be3a7fed040b

https://noirtv.wordpress.com/2020/01/17/racism-and-fandom-the-john-boyega-edition/

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Racism from Rian Johnson.

He demoted Finn from a lead role to a side character. Compare both of their recover scenes . And there is even one time were Finn either falls in shit or on most on shit.


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IShall_Run_Amok
05/14/20 9:30:03 PM
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I wasn't aware that racism formed fans, or that writers do anyone be pissy.

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Proto_Spark
05/14/20 9:44:27 PM
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So I haven't been enjoying this series because a lot of it has basically just been "lol its from the sequels so its garbage" circlejerking when most of the sequel moments pitched were actually good.

This doesn't fall under that category though. That Rey/Kylo kiss was one of the most awkward things to ever happen in star wars ever.
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Swagger_Dagger
05/14/20 9:45:21 PM
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Spoilers. Purposeful af. Still havent seen the movie yet

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marthsheretoo
05/14/20 10:28:10 PM
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Can't edit topic titles so I guess this is the one that gets nuked for spoilers >_>

Not really sure what I do in that situation but the kiss is comfortably ahead so it's unlikely that the missing votes will be pivotal. Still sucks though

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Skywalkah
05/14/20 10:33:31 PM
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It does suck that you spoiled the kiss for many who havent seen the film. What were you honestly thinking?

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WarfireX
05/14/20 10:39:29 PM
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What exactly did he "spoil"? I get that he told people something in title that they might not have known for certain would happen, but to "spoil" something means that he ruined the story telling experience, and are you really saying that un-"spoiled" of these details, TRoS delivers a fulfilling story telling experience?

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marthsheretoo
05/14/20 10:39:38 PM
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I guess I see Star Wars plotlines as major cultural knowledge to the point where you pick up spoilers through osmosis just by living your life.

Like I didn't see Endgame but I know the storyline, the major dramatic moments, the iconic lines, etc. It's hard to see ESB without knowing the twist (which I guess I'll be vague about b/c spoilers or whatever).

I am legitimately sorry to have ruined the experience for whoever was still planning to see the movie and hadn't heard about this yet, but the good news is that it is very possible to enjoy movies even when you know in vague terms some of the plot points that are coming.

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ultimate reaver
05/14/20 10:39:52 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Yeah racism form fans and writers does me be pissy.

what did he mean by this?

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