Current Events > Which of these contest would you rather try?

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1. A 15 minute 1v1 game against Michael Jordan. 1 million dollars for every free throw made (if he happens to foul you). 2 million for every basket within the 3 point line. 3 million for every 3 point shot. 10 million for every dunk. You start with the ball at half court.

2. A full inning (6 outs) game against Randy Johnson on the mound. 1 million for a single. 2 million for a double. 3 million for a triple. 10 million for a home run. Bonus 500k if you work a walk or get hit by a pitch. Umpire is Joe West. The will be 3 players in the outfield and 2 in the infield.

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You're talking about them in their prime correct?

Now, I'm going against MJ. He's old as fuck. I might luck out a 40 foot heave.

Prime, still MJ but I'm not scoring any buckets.

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Are we supposed to be naked in these scenarios, cause Im picturing my self naked

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MLB Batters hit .221 against Randy Johnson across his career, with his best year being .194 in 1997, you aren't getting a hit on randy.

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I Like Toast posted...

MLB Batters hit .221 against Randy Johnson across his career, with his best year being .194 in 1997, you aren't getting a hit on randy.

Yeah I doubt anyone here would be able to get more than a lucky tip off him, let alone get on base. Best you can do is pray for a walk. I mean unless you want to get hit by a fucking 90+ mph pitch.

Jordan at least gives you the option of trying to draw a shooting foul, and in a 15 minute game, its pretty likely to be able to make at least one free throw.

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id walk away empty handed in both setups, but mj has a better chance i think...

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In basketball the only things Im good at are blocking shots and taking the ball from the other team. I guess Id take the baseball challenge because Im great at stealing bases. Id just bunt and keep on stealing bases to get a home run

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Well I'm not sinking a shot against Michael Jordan and I'm not hitting a pitch off randy johnson. I guess dumb luck would factor in easier with batting than it would with basketball, so the second one

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Im going with Jordan. Id score a few buckets somehow so that would be good. Fuck off with trying to do anything except survive against the big unit.

jackgunney posted...

10 million for every dunk.

Missed that part. Im definitely taking Jordan.

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Feline_Heart posted...

In basketball the only things Im good at are blocking shots and taking the ball from the other team. I guess Id take the baseball challenge because Im great at stealing bases. Id just bunt and keep on stealing bases to get a home run

Lol

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RetsuZaiZen posted...

You're talking about them in their prime correct?

Now, I'm going against MJ. He's old as fuck. I might luck out a 40 foot heave.

Prime, still MJ but I'm not scoring any buckets.

No it's current age. Both are in their late 50s

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Oh, current age. Still gonna choose MJ. I mean he's sure as hell gonna be no pushover, but Randy can still probably throw in the 70s-80s. My brother was a pitcher since little league all through college, and when I saw him throw a fastball up close (he had me be a practice batter on occasion in high school <_<) it scared the hell out of me, and he only approached the mid 70s at that time. Like fuck I'm going up against that, but with major league level control :<

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considering michael jordan got the special treatment i dont think they'd ever call a foul on you especially you being a nobody.

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SauI_Goodman posted...

considering michael jordan got the special treatment i dont think they'd ever call a foul on you especially you being a nobody.

Okay I never really took this into consideration lol

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2. A full inning (6 outs) game against Randy Johnson on the mound. 1 million for a single. 2 million for a double. 3 million for a triple. 10 million for a home run. Bonus 500k if you work a walk or get hit by a pitch.

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