Current Events > I can't believe it's 2020 and we still have to go take a crap

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AzurexNightmare
05/10/20 12:54:03 AM
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I'm eating Popeyes chicken trying to play a fucking game and guess what? I gotta take a crap. GREAT.

Now I'm stuck here in 2020. Is it gonna be an easy crap? Nope. It's gonna be messy, it's gonna fucking burn, it's gonna take forever to clean. Why do I have to do this? What am I a fucking baby? I dont fucking feel like it. How about that huh?

But I HAVE TO.

Fucking pathetic man.

Trips to the moon in the 90's my ass.

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Dark_SilverX
05/10/20 12:55:46 AM
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Don't you just wish it came out of your mouth instead?

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Guerrilla Soldier
05/10/20 12:56:04 AM
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this has been my mindset on technology for the past decade or more
how can we not improve the things we still put up with like cavemen

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MabusIncarnate
05/10/20 12:58:25 AM
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My body absorbs all of my meal pills, I haven't shit in 27 years. Up your nutritional game TC.

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AzurexNightmare
05/11/20 2:43:12 PM
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wow again? pathetic

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Boombam99
05/11/20 2:46:00 PM
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Imagine if humans never had to eat, drink or sleep.
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WilliamPorygon
05/11/20 2:49:47 PM
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That's a good point, are the restrooms on the Enterprise like special mini-transporter rooms that just evaporate your shit from inside you, like some kind of anti-food replicator, or are they still hunching over a toilet and squeezing their ass muscles like cavemen?

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Talk2DaHand
05/11/20 2:53:08 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
That's a good point, are the restrooms on the Enterprise like special mini-transporter rooms that just evaporate your shit from inside you, like some kind of anti-food replicator, or are they still hunching over a toilet and squeezing their ass muscles like cavemen?


Lmao what

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