Current Events > Ivanka Trump's personal assistant tests positive for COVID-19

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Tired-Insomniac
05/09/20 12:27:59 AM
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The whole damn White House is gonna be infected by the end of the weekend

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VipaGTS
05/09/20 12:30:29 AM
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Well, the 2 at the top of the WH choose not to wear masks because they "tested negative so its ok" or "it will make me look uncool" so i'm not surprised No one has any control over there.

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Zikten
05/09/20 12:31:08 AM
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that's what they get for being so stupid. they brought this on themselves
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DarthAragorn
05/09/20 12:31:32 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
The whole damn White House is gonna be infected by the end of the weekend
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Frosted_Midna
05/09/20 12:32:08 AM
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It feels like they are all immune to this virus.

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ghettoraider81
05/09/20 12:41:55 AM
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Better hope Trump doesnt get it/die from it.

Every right wing nut job in this country would refuse to believe it and think the Deep State killed him.

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ssj3vegeta
05/09/20 12:45:25 AM
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ayane225
05/09/20 12:46:49 AM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
Better hope Trump doesnt get it/die from it.

Every right wing nut job in this country would refuse to believe it and think the Deep State killed him.
boom. nobody knows how usa will react and any republican is bad.

like. trump could just fire nukes if he found out he was dying.
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Tired-Insomniac
05/09/20 12:48:20 AM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Da Trumps are immune anyways

They'll never admit if any of them catch it

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Zikten
05/09/20 12:49:23 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
They'll never admit if any of them catch it
this. I would be shocked if they ever let it come out he got sick. even if he died, they would make up some other story. they would never admit covid got him
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Lonestar2000
05/09/20 10:28:20 AM
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Ivanka probably got the corona from Trump's semen and then passed it onto her assistant.

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LovingPacifist
05/09/20 10:54:07 AM
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ayane225 posted...
boom. nobody knows how usa will react and any republican is bad.

like. trump could just fire nukes if he found out he was dying.
Contrary to what cartoons have told you, the President does not have a button on his desk that launches nuclear weapons.

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Doom_Art
05/09/20 10:56:43 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...

Actually made me laugh.

This is graphic and vile.


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monkmith
05/09/20 11:00:29 AM
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would it be karma if trump and pence both suddenly die of covid and pelosi becomes president?

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Southernfatman
05/09/20 11:01:27 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
The whole damn White House is gonna be infected by the end of the weekend

Be still my beating heart.

Too bad god hates us and lets evil win all the time.

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rodu_jr
05/09/20 11:01:56 AM
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maybe now they will take things seriously
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monkmith
05/09/20 11:02:08 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Ivanka probably got the corona from Trump's semen and then passed it onto her assistant.
checks out.

LovingPacifist posted...
Contrary to what cartoons have told you, the President does not have a button on his desk that launches nuclear weapons.
before trump, sure. trump likes buttons though, so now i'm not so sure...

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DevsBro
05/09/20 11:03:06 AM
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Uh oh

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uwnim
05/09/20 11:05:29 AM
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monkmith posted...
checks out.

before trump, sure. trump likes buttons though, so now i'm not so sure...
At most hed have a button that he was told does that, but really doesnt do anything

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Odoylerules
05/09/20 11:06:03 AM
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Lol failure of an administration
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DevsBro
05/09/20 11:06:53 AM
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The world would be a better place if we rewired all nuclear buttons so that when you activate them, one of those spring boxing gloves pops out and punches you in the face.

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Chicken_Butt
05/09/20 11:08:37 AM
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If Ivanka has it, Trump's definitely getting it. Y'all already know. Don't @ me bros

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SiO4
05/09/20 11:11:10 AM
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This shit is going to turn that family into The Romanov's.
They are adults they maid their beds, let them sleep in it.
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deupd_u
05/09/20 11:15:11 AM
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They'll be fine even if they get it.

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BatmanWTtP
05/09/20 11:19:59 AM
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Lmao

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Tired-Insomniac
05/09/20 11:24:51 AM
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monkmith posted...
would it be karma if trump and pence both suddenly die of covid and pelosi becomes president?

No, it would be a dEeP sTaTe plot by HiLlArY cLiNtOn

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TheGoldenEel
05/09/20 11:24:58 AM
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The walls are closing in

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Hexenherz
05/09/20 11:26:36 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Well, the 2 at the top of the WH choose not to wear masks because they "tested negative so its ok" or "it will make me look uncool" so i'm not surprised No one has any control over there.
The shitty thing is that they are doing dialy testing. Unlike most of the people in the country. WaPo had a good article about it :\

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SiO4
05/09/20 11:33:24 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Well, the 2 at the top of the WH choose not to wear masks because they "tested negative so its ok" or "it will make me look uncool" so i'm not surprised No one has any control over there.


Well, he thinks Walking a dog looks weird so, not surprising.

https://youtu.be/z8eu5VjALUQ?t=20
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monkmith
05/09/20 11:36:25 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Well, he thinks Walking a dog looks weird so, not surprising.

https://youtu.be/z8eu5VjALUQ?t=20
meh, he doesn't have a dog because they all start howling and snapping at him when he enters the room anyway.

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greencheek
05/09/20 11:39:14 AM
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uwnim posted...
At most hed have a button that he was told does that, but really doesnt do anything

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SiO4
05/09/20 12:18:37 PM
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monkmith posted...

meh, he doesn't have a dog because they all start howling and snapping at him when he enters the room anyway.


Hehe, pretty much.
Animals are pretty good at detecting a shit head when they see one.
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Fuparulez
05/09/20 12:20:52 PM
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He delivered record economic growth and warned of this pandemic while the Democrats were still trying to impeach him for fabricated offenses and telling people to go hug strangers. Trump's done an amazing job, and you guys need to brace for four more years of him.

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SiO4
05/09/20 12:46:53 PM
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Fuparulez posted...
He delivered record economic growth and warned of this pandemic while the Democrats were still trying to impeach him for fabricated offenses and telling people to go hug strangers. Trump's done an amazing job, and you guys need to brace for four more years of him.


No, he said that it would go away one day like a miracle.
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Tired-Insomniac
05/09/20 3:53:04 PM
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Fuparulez posted...
He delivered record economic growth and warned of this pandemic while the Democrats were still trying to impeach him for fabricated offenses and telling people to go hug strangers. Trump's done an amazing job, and you guys need to brace for four more years of him.

10/10 impersonation of a braindead Trump supporter

For a second I thought you were serious lmao

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-Unowninator-
05/09/20 4:29:22 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...

world's smallest violin

I have just the song for this occasion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmY9Sv7sLIc
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008Zulu
05/11/20 2:27:06 AM
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Fuparulez posted...
warned of this pandemic
He didn't warn shit. America would actually have been prepared if that were true.

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Bishop9800
05/11/20 2:42:19 AM
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Fuparulez posted...
warned of this pandemic


When did he do that? I remember he said that this was a hoax.

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-Unowninator-
05/11/20 11:05:09 AM
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Bishop9800 posted...


When did he do that? I remember he said that this was a hoax.

You misunderstand. He Who Should Not Be President was the one who was warned, but he dismissed it.
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EverDownward
05/11/20 11:06:59 AM
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rodu_jr posted...
maybe now they will take things seriously
trump won't take this seriously until he gets it

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NinjaWarrior455
05/11/20 11:11:25 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
10/10 impersonation of a braindead Trump supporter

For a second I thought you were serious lmao
I'm pretty sure that poster is serious which is that sad part.

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Tyranthraxus
05/11/20 11:16:10 AM
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monkmith posted...
before trump, sure. trump likes buttons though, so now i'm not so sure...

I'm sure Trump has a button on his desk that someone told him launches nuclear missiles.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/11/20 11:32:15 AM
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008Zulu
05/11/20 11:23:17 PM
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EverDownward posted...
trump won't take this seriously until he gets it
Nah, even then he'll just say it's the flu.

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