Current Events > Black bear is chewing your friend's face off. What can be done to help?

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sLaCkEr408___RJ 05/06/20 4:04:28 PM #1:	You're in the wild. No weapons. Maybe can find a stick, but the bear is already sitting on your friend and munching away. Stop the bear Flee You're in the wild. No weapons. Maybe can find a stick, but the bear is already sitting on your friend and munching away. - Results (39 votes) Stop the bear 35.9% (14 votes) 14 Flee 64.1% (25 votes) 25 It's pretty bad <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:938716092] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote> You're in the wild. No weapons. Maybe can find a stick, but the bear is already sitting on your friend and munching away. Stop the bear Flee Vote View Results You're in the wild. No weapons. Maybe can find a stick, but the bear is already sitting on your friend and munching away. - Results (39 votes) Stop the bear 35.9% (14 votes) 14 Flee 64.1% (25 votes) 25 Show Voting Form It's pretty bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMAP- 05/06/20 4:04:50 PM #2:	Id tell him that do re mi song sucks ass --- sigless user <cite>SMAP- posted [p:938716117] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Id tell him that do re mi song sucks ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/06/20 4:05:07 PM #3:	Find a bigger bear that will be on your side --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:938716137] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Find a bigger bear that will be on your side </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
geshkigal 05/06/20 4:05:58 PM #4:	I'd summon a grizzly bear to fight off the black bear. --- http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w258/geshkigal/GIFs/mawilenr7.gif <cite>geshkigal posted [p:938716183] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>I'd summon a grizzly bear to fight off the black bear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fossil 05/06/20 4:06:15 PM #5:	sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... You're in the wild. No weapons. Sucks to be dumb I guess. <cite>Fossil posted [p:938716203] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... </cite> <quote>You're in the wild. No weapons.</quote>Sucks to be dumb I guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 05/06/20 4:06:35 PM #6:	--- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:938716229] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/06/20 4:07:10 PM #7:	Sorry friend --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:938716262] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Sorry friend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreepySmile 05/06/20 4:07:32 PM #8:	I run as far and as fast as possible --- I just want to be loved <cite>CreepySmile posted [p:938716280] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>I run as far and as fast as possible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 05/06/20 4:07:54 PM #9:	If he has a several hundred pound bear crushing him and its eating his face he is already beyond saving, I flee. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:938716300] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>If he has a several hundred pound bear crushing him and its eating his face he is already beyond saving, I flee. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolpal23 05/06/20 4:08:03 PM #10:	grab a stick, and stab it in the eyes --- MSI B360-A PRO\|EVGA 8Gb Gtx 1070\| DDR4 2400 16Gb G.skill\| i5 8600K 3.6Ghz Steam: That Hero Luka "Fact and fiction, where do you draw the line?" <cite>coolpal23 posted [p:938716308] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>grab a stick, and stab it in the eyes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/06/20 4:09:17 PM #11:	There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:938716386] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 05/06/20 4:12:10 PM #12:	If it's black, fight back. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:938716547] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>If it's black, fight back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReggieBush09 05/06/20 4:12:57 PM #13:	Tummy kicks. --- CEO of BASED: Reginald Bush ceo <cite>ReggieBush09 posted [p:938716593] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Tummy kicks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 05/06/20 4:13:38 PM #14:	Sadly its over for him. I get away and inform wild life services or whatever the appropriate authorities would be for the situation. --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:938716636] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Sadly its over for him. I get away and inform wild life services or whatever the appropriate authorities would be for the situation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 05/06/20 4:17:29 PM #15:	Strider102 posted... There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face. Holy fuck she was annoying. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:938716841] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face.</quote>Holy fuck she was annoying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sevihaimerej 05/06/20 4:20:16 PM #16:	All you have to do is rub it's belly and it'll grant you safe passage through the forest --- https://imgtc.com/Y8ojZ3x <cite>sevihaimerej posted [p:938716990] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>All you have to do is rub it's belly and it'll grant you safe passage through the forest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/06/20 4:20:43 PM #17:	Pee on the bear's face --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:938717012] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Pee on the bear's face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/06/20 4:20:59 PM #18:	Bears are ruthless killing machines that should be hunted more. --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:938717027] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Bears are ruthless killing machines that should be hunted more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 05/06/20 4:22:33 PM #19:	It's a black bear. I'd pick up a stick and hit the bear until it ran away. --- GOML <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:938717116] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>It's a black bear. I'd pick up a stick and hit the bear until it ran away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 05/06/20 4:24:47 PM #20:	Depends on the bear.Ive been watching bear videos last two days and there is no way I'm fighting a brown bear unless it's a child or immediate family. Had a black bear stand up behind me once when I was in Alaska on a backroad getting more beer out the back of the truck.Even that one could of torn me to shreds. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:938717228] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Depends on the bear.Ive been watching bear videos last two days and there is no way I'm fighting a brown bear unless it's a child or immediate family. Had a black bear stand up behind me once when I was in Alaska on a backroad getting more beer out the back of the truck.Even that one could of torn me to shreds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sevihaimerej 05/06/20 4:26:51 PM #21:	pogo_rabid posted... Bears are ruthless killing machines that should be hunted more. This would happen if they tasted better. We must breed delicious bears and have them outbreed the mediocre tasting bears --- https://imgtc.com/Y8ojZ3x <cite>sevihaimerej posted [p:938717344] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>Bears are ruthless killing machines that should be hunted more.</quote>This would happen if they tasted better. We must breed delicious bears and have them outbreed the mediocre tasting bears </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/06/20 4:27:44 PM #22:	Is the bear pregnant? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:938717412] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Is the bear pregnant? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/06/20 4:27:58 PM #23:	sevihaimerej posted... This would happen if they tasted better. We must breed delicious bears and have them outbreed the mediocre tasting bears Meh, i'm a fan of game, growing up my dad would bring leftovers home from game dinners, so my opinion is skewed. --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:938717430] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>sevihaimerej posted... </cite> <quote>This would happen if they tasted better. We must breed delicious bears and have them outbreed the mediocre tasting bears</quote> Meh, i'm a fan of game, growing up my dad would bring leftovers home from game dinners, so my opinion is skewed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 05/06/20 4:28:33 PM #24:	I would help my friend vs many animals but not a bear. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:938717466] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>I would help my friend vs many animals but not a bear. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OffTempo 05/06/20 4:34:21 PM #26:	Strider102 posted... There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face. I didn't know anyone in real life could have that type of voice. Poor lady, she caught an angsty teenage bear right after he got into a fight with his parents. --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:938717815] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face.</quote>I didn't know anyone in real life could have that type of voice. Poor lady, she caught an angsty teenage bear right after he got into a fight with his parents. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 05/06/20 4:38:18 PM #27:	Out of all of the moments you can use "as long as I'm faster than X person" that would be it. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:938718023] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Out of all of the moments you can use "as long as I'm faster than X person" that would be it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 05/06/20 4:43:22 PM #28:	Arent black bears pretty timid and easy to frighten? --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:938718311] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Arent black bears pretty timid and easy to frighten? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pauIie 05/06/20 4:46:30 PM #30:	throw em some beets bears eats beets --- https://imgur.com/O5APL http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:938718507] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>throw em some beets bears eats beets </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 05/06/20 4:49:15 PM #31:	Can always get a new friend --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:938718685] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Can always get a new friend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/06/20 4:50:33 PM #32:	They're one of the many reasons I don't go into the woods without a firearm of some kind. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:938718780] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>They're one of the many reasons I don't go into the woods without a firearm of some kind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 05/06/20 4:52:02 PM #33:	Garioshi posted... If it's black, fight back. Excuse me? --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:938718868] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>If it's black, fight back.</quote> Excuse me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 05/06/20 4:55:25 PM #34:	Sada_Pop posted... Excuse me? If it's brown, stay down, if it's black, fight back, if it's white, you're fucked. That's the conventional wisdom for bears. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:938719072] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Sada_Pop posted... </cite> <quote>Excuse me?</quote>If it's brown, stay down, if it's black, fight back, if it's white, you're fucked. That's the conventional wisdom for bears. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 05/06/20 4:59:05 PM #35:	Sada_Pop posted... Excuse me? It's a rhyme some of the conservationists use. If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white (polar bear), goodnight (you're fucked) Edit: Garioshi beat me to it. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:938719277] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Sada_Pop posted... </cite> <quote>Excuse me?</quote> It's a rhyme some of the conservationists use. If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white (polar bear), goodnight (you're fucked) Edit: Garioshi beat me to it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TendoDRM 05/06/20 5:01:21 PM #36:	Punch it in the nose. Wait, that's sharks. Oh well, he's fucked. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! <cite>TendoDRM posted [p:938719411] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Punch it in the nose. Wait, that's sharks. Oh well, he's fucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/06/20 5:13:23 PM #37:	Ryven posted... It's a rhyme some of the conservationists use. If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white (polar bear), goodnight (you're fucked) Edit: Garioshi beat me to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:938720113] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite> <quote>It's a rhyme some of the conservationists use. If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white (polar bear), goodnight (you're fucked) Edit: Garioshi beat me to it.</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 05/06/20 5:17:33 PM #38:	Growing up hiking the trails of SoCal, I was taught that you can dissuade and even fight off a black bear if it came down to it. Grizzly are the ones we were taught to avoid and avoid fighting at all costs. Go limp, play dead, etc. Just never run. --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:938720346] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Growing up hiking the trails of SoCal, I was taught that you can dissuade and even fight off a black bear if it came down to it. Grizzly are the ones we were taught to avoid and avoid fighting at all costs. Go limp, play dead, etc. Just never run. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolpal23 05/06/20 5:20:09 PM #39:	pogo_rabid posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU christ that was terrifying --- MSI B360-A PRO\|EVGA 8Gb Gtx 1070\| DDR4 2400 16Gb G.skill\| i5 8600K 3.6Ghz Steam: That Hero Luka "Fact and fiction, where do you draw the line?" <cite>coolpal23 posted [p:938720491] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU</quote>christ that was terrifying </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 05/06/20 5:23:38 PM #40:	Black bear? Pathetic --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:938720674] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Black bear? Pathetic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Bitcoin 05/06/20 5:32:08 PM #41:	Strider102 posted... There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face. prime Karen voice lol <cite>The_Bitcoin posted [p:938721170] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face.</quote> prime Karen voice lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
An_Actual_Chad 05/06/20 5:32:11 PM #42:	A bear doesnt chew people's face off. They start with the meatiest parts of you while they pin you down. Thighs, chest, stomach, etc. They tear at your muscle, omitting any vital organs, so you don't die a quick death at all. No, you die VERY slowly. They're not annoyed by shrill sounds, so it doesn't bother them to hear you scream. When they're done chomping, they will sit beside you and listen to you scream. When they get bored, they will walk away while you are slowly dying in agony, then return to continue eating you alive when they get hungry again. Sources: animalfactsforkids.com --- Being a Chad is a choice. <cite>An_Actual_Chad posted [p:938721172] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>A bear doesnt chew people's face off. They start with the meatiest parts of you while they pin you down. Thighs, chest, stomach, etc. They tear at your muscle, omitting any vital organs, so you don't die a quick death at all. No, you die VERY slowly. They're not annoyed by shrill sounds, so it doesn't bother them to hear you scream. When they're done chomping, they will sit beside you and listen to you scream. When they get bored, they will walk away while you are slowly dying in agony, then return to continue eating you alive when they get hungry again. Sources: animalfactsforkids.com </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 05/06/20 5:32:44 PM #43:	he's dead already byeeeeeeeeee --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:938721205] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>he's dead already byeeeeeeeeee </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 05/06/20 5:39:12 PM #44:	An_Actual_Chad posted... A bear doesnt chew people's face off. They start with the meatiest parts of you while they pin you down. Thighs, chest, stomach, etc. They tear at your muscle, omitting any vital organs, so you don't die a quick death at all. No, you die VERY slowly. They're not annoyed by shrill sounds, so it doesn't bother them to hear you scream. When they're done chomping, they will sit beside you and listen to you scream. When they get bored, they will walk away while you are slowly dying in agony, then return to continue eating you alive when they get hungry again. Sources: animalfactsforkids.com I'm told that the way a Grizzly dissects a salmon (we've all seen this on TV) is pretty much the way bears in general eat anything bigger than a mouthful - hold it down with one paw and rip it apart with their teeth. --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:938721561] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>An_Actual_Chad posted... </cite> <quote>A bear doesnt chew people's face off. They start with the meatiest parts of you while they pin you down. Thighs, chest, stomach, etc. They tear at your muscle, omitting any vital organs, so you don't die a quick death at all. No, you die VERY slowly. They're not annoyed by shrill sounds, so it doesn't bother them to hear you scream. When they're done chomping, they will sit beside you and listen to you scream. When they get bored, they will walk away while you are slowly dying in agony, then return to continue eating you alive when they get hungry again. Sources: animalfactsforkids.com</quote>I'm told that the way a Grizzly dissects a salmon (we've all seen this on TV) is pretty much the way bears in general eat anything bigger than a mouthful - hold it down with one paw and rip it apart with their teeth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 05/06/20 5:41:44 PM #45:	I remind my friend that he is Yoshi, and he's like "oh yeah" and he opens his mouth and eats the beer in one gulp, laying a large egg afterwards. --- But the sacred Jedi, Tex! <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:938721705] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>I remind my friend that he is Yoshi, and he's like "oh yeah" and he opens his mouth and eats the beer in one gulp, laying a large egg afterwards. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/06/20 5:44:31 PM #46:	IShall_Run_Amok posted... I remind my friend that he is Yoshi, and he's like "oh yeah" and he opens his mouth and eats the beer in one gulp, laying a large egg afterwards. I thought you were gonna compare him to Yoshi and explain that you're sacrificing him to double jump so you don't both die. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:938721858] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>IShall_Run_Amok posted... </cite> <quote>I remind my friend that he is Yoshi, and he's like "oh yeah" and he opens his mouth and eats the beer in one gulp, laying a large egg afterwards.</quote>I thought you were gonna compare him to Yoshi and explain that you're sacrificing him to double jump so you don't both die. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
An_Actual_Chad 05/06/20 5:55:46 PM #47:	DevsBro posted... I thought you were gonna compare him to Yoshi and explain that you're sacrificing him to double jump so you don't both die. That's where I thought he was going at first, too. Lol --- Being a Chad is a choice. <cite>An_Actual_Chad posted [p:938722517] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted... </cite> <quote>I thought you were gonna compare him to Yoshi and explain that you're sacrificing him to double jump so you don't both die.</quote>That's where I thought he was going at first, too. Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 05/06/20 6:00:31 PM #48:	Strider102 posted... There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face. lol --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:938722772] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
An_Actual_Chad 05/06/20 6:03:56 PM #49:	Strider102 posted... There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face. "It's plastic, it doesn't even taste good!" --- Being a Chad is a choice. <cite>An_Actual_Chad posted [p:938722934] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>There's only one thing you can do. https://youtu.be/B3qhEIZBlX8 Replace everytime she says kayak with my friends face.</quote>"It's plastic, it doesn't even taste good!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/06/20 6:05:08 PM #50:	ClunkerSlim posted... LoL . I just cant. Although I do feel sorry for her. Im sure that kayak wasnt cheap. For a second there I thought she might be stranded too. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:938722986] in Black bear... [t:78663835]...</cite> <quote>ClunkerSlim posted... </cite> <quote>LoL . I just cant. Although I do feel sorry for her. Im sure that kayak wasnt cheap.</quote>For a second there I thought she might be stranded too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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