Poll of the Day > You know what they say

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trodi_911
05/06/20 3:43:10 AM
#1:


All toasters toast toast!

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Sensual_T_Rex
05/06/20 4:44:26 AM
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A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply.

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LeetCheet
05/06/20 7:38:39 AM
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I hope she made lotsa spaghetti.
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SunWuKung420
05/06/20 8:00:59 AM
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They toast bread. Toasting already toasted bread usually results in burnt toast.

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wolfy42
05/06/20 8:54:29 AM
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They can also offer you crumpets or sometimes even a muffin!!!

Talky Toaster *tm*

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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
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trodi_911
05/06/20 11:28:38 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
They toast bread. Toasting already toasted bread usually results in burnt toast.
You don't bake a cake, you bake batter.

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captpackrat
05/06/20 11:48:05 AM
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You know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down an' smack 'em yak 'em!

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Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
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dedbus
05/06/20 4:55:38 PM
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tatatatatatata
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