Board 8 > Sudden Realization, is Ursa Major/Ursa Minor just dongs?

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EmoCombeeDancin
05/03/20 7:42:28 PM
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Was thinking about animal crossing, and how the first thing anyone does when they make constellations is draw dongs.

Is that the first thing our ancestors did when they looked in the sky? The fact that there's a big one and a little one is pretty telling.

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JoshuaAstray
05/03/20 7:43:40 PM
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no

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EmoCombeeDancin
05/03/20 7:44:13 PM
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EmoCombeeDancin posted...
Serious replies only please


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JoshuaAstray
05/03/20 7:45:01 PM
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JoshuaAstray posted...
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FBike1
05/03/20 7:51:22 PM
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Everything is a dong if you look hard enough.

No pun intended.
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SovietOmega
05/03/20 8:33:44 PM
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Ursa meaning bear is a telling clue that perhaps they are not, in fact, dongs.

Connecting the dots to make dicks almost certainly happened though, as TV hadn't been invented and humanity loves nothing if not dicking around.

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kateee
05/03/20 8:35:06 PM
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what's the average size of a bear penis?
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