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NOM
05/01/20 9:42:44 PM
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6 more through the next couple hours and I should be sufficiently where I want to be woooooo

This empty stomach from calorie deficit makes it a LOT easier to get wasted. Another good reason to diet!

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SimpleMan
05/01/20 9:45:37 PM
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Nice. I'm actually out of rum at the moment. Probably have some whiskey in a bit.

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NOM
05/01/20 9:47:01 PM
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SimpleMan posted...
Nice. I'm actually out of rum at the moment. Probably have some whiskey in a bit.
Fuckin' GREAT alternative to rum. What's your brand?

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/01/20 9:47:23 PM
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I'm gonna measure how many shots worth of rum I pour into a single rum and coke that I make. I feel like it's a lot I just wanna know what the shot count is.

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/20 9:47:43 PM
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I got a bit drunk while mowing down dandelions - may as keep it going
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NOM
05/01/20 9:51:11 PM
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I fuckin' love you guys

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Accolon
05/01/20 9:51:33 PM
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Six shots and he's still alive!

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ApherosyLove
05/01/20 9:52:10 PM
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you make me jealous

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anth0ny
05/01/20 9:53:17 PM
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i was so high that i can't even fucking remember where i got this whiskey from smfh
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anth0ny
05/01/20 9:53:25 PM
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this fucking brain
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NOM
05/01/20 9:56:15 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
you make me jealous
You should never feel jealous you're fucking amazing and I love oyu

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ApherosyLove
05/01/20 9:57:01 PM
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NOM posted...
You should never feel jealous you're fucking amazing and I love oyu
O-oh, my! Why I love you too!

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Weezy_Tha_Don
05/01/20 9:57:30 PM
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drinking on an empty stomach never turned out well for me

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/01/20 9:58:29 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
drinking on an empty stomach never turned out well for me

Oh man I always do that. You can drink more. Then when you're done drinking you can eat a nice meal and it tastes better drunk.

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ApherosyLove
05/01/20 9:59:12 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh man I always do that. You can drink more. Then when you're done drinking you can eat a nice meal and it tastes better drunk.
lotta truth itt

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NOM
05/01/20 9:59:31 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh man I always do that. You can drink more. Then when you're done drinking you can eat a nice meal and it tastes better drunk.
this fuckin' guy knows whats UP

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SimpleMan
05/01/20 10:00:20 PM
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NOM posted...
Fuckin' GREAT alternative to rum. What's your brand?
I've got a few to choose from. Probably go with either Buffalo Trace or The Sexton.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/01/20 10:00:47 PM
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Also there's nothing worse then eating something fucked like Spaghetti before drinking alot. Because if you throw up, you're going to think you have worms.

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anth0ny
05/01/20 10:01:06 PM
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you know what sucks to throw up
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anth0ny
05/01/20 10:01:12 PM
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fucking sardines
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anth0ny
05/01/20 10:02:06 PM
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NOM
05/01/20 10:08:03 PM
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It's true literally the ONLY bad thing about alcohol is it makes me hungry as fuck. But it's Friday and I've been doing great so fuck it treat yo self

ApherosyLove posted...
O-oh, my! Why I love you too!
I'm serious you're a nice person and one of the very few people I axtually use the tagging system for

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ApherosyLove
05/01/20 10:10:13 PM
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NOM posted...
It's true literally the ONLY bad thing about alcohol is it makes me hungry as fuck. But it's Friday and I've been doing great so fuck it treat yo self

I'm serious you're a nice person and one of the very few people I axtually use the tagging system for
Aw, thanks. That actually means a lot to me!
I shall tag you as "Pretty Damn Cool".

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/20 10:11:43 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Then when you're done drinking you can eat a nice meal and it tastes better drunk.
Protip:
Rice pukes up smooth, but you may sneeze some grains out over the next couple days.
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BlazinBlue88
05/01/20 10:13:57 PM
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Im a glass of white rum in. About to switch to tequila.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/01/20 10:14:31 PM
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SHIT I made another drink but I forgot to pour it out in shots.

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/20 10:14:55 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
About to switch to tequila.
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p-m
05/01/20 10:16:09 PM
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So many nights where I'd open a 1 litre bottle of Captain Morgan and finish it before going to bed, good stuff. Going to buy some tomorrow

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/01/20 10:39:47 PM
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I don't like Cpt Morgan because it has I think 5% less ABV than Bacardi.

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casio_guy
05/01/20 10:41:21 PM
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I had a pretty strong Irish coffee like an hour ago... looking forward to being buzzed and staying up til 5am lol

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p-m
05/01/20 10:42:37 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't like Cpt Morgan because it has I think 5% less ABV than Bacardi.
Tastes better though

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/01/20 10:43:21 PM
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p-m posted...
Tastes better though

Ehhhhhh yeah maybe but it's an easy 5% to trade off.

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/20 10:44:01 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't like Cpt Morgan because it has I think 5% less ABV than Bacardi.
Alas, 151...
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/01/20 10:44:51 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Alas, 151...

I got Bacardi 151 once and that shit ate a hole through my stomach in one drink.

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NOM
05/01/20 10:49:28 PM
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Cap Morgan 100 ftw

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Questionmarktarius
05/01/20 10:50:03 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I got Bacardi 151 once and that shit ate a hole through my stomach in one drink.
I've caught myself on fire with 151 far more often than I should ever admit.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/01/20 10:57:55 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
I've caught myself on fire with 151 far more often than I should ever admit.

Ohhhh yeah man that shit is explosive. Literally.

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EricDraven59
05/01/20 11:00:08 PM
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You can buy 4 cans of four loco for $10 and get drunk
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Questionmarktarius
05/01/20 11:00:48 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhhh yeah man that shit is explosive. Literally.
Ethanol does not explode. It conflagrates.
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IShall_Run_Amok
05/01/20 11:05:44 PM
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Are these 25ml shots, or 50?

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LeperMessiahXX
05/01/20 11:11:53 PM
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I don't do shots, I just fill up a cup as much as I can drink and constantly sip away. I do have shot glasses, but they're in my moms cabinet and everything is dusty as hell. They're also crystal, and I don't know if that's dishwasher safe.

I'm not that bright though, I had a half a brandy snifter of tequila tonight and while it's wearing off it takes me a while to post. This post pobably took 3 minutes to type up.
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Questionmarktarius
05/01/20 11:16:18 PM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
I don't do shots
Always measure the dose.
"Whatever, that looks good" just leads to wasting the next couple days mopping and doing laundry.
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NOM
05/01/20 11:54:48 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Are these 25ml shots, or 50?
50.

ApherosyLove posted...
Aw, thanks. That actually means a lot to me!
I shall tag you as "Pretty Damn Cool".
Im def not cool at all but thanks :)

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ApherosyLove
05/02/20 12:02:49 AM
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NOM posted...
Im def not cool at all but thanks :)
Would an uncool person have some other user constantly F5ing their topic to see if they responded to their message?
I thought so.

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Johnny_Nutcase
05/02/20 12:10:06 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Would an uncool person have some other user constantly F5ing their topic to see if they responded to their message?
I thought so.

Not gonna lie that's hot.

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BlazinBlue88
05/02/20 12:12:05 AM
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LeperMessiahXX posted...
I don't do shots, I just fill up a cup as much as I can drink and constantly sip away. I do have shot glasses, but they're in my moms cabinet and everything is dusty as hell. They're also crystal, and I don't know if that's dishwasher safe.

I'm not that bright though, I had a half a brandy snifter of tequila tonight and while it's wearing off it takes me a while to post. This post pobably took 3 minutes to type up.
Crystal is stronger than glass so it's dishwasher safe. I drink from an 8 set of crystal glasses and put them in the dishwasher like everything else.

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NOM
05/02/20 12:17:38 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Would an uncool person have some other user constantly F5ing their topic to see if they responded to their message?
I thought so.
YOU are the cool one for real. So stop cause I'm gonna blush!

BlazinBlue88 posted...
Crystal is stronger than glass so it's dishwasher safe. I drink from an 8 set of crystal glasses and put them in the dishwasher like everything else.
I have a Ravens shot glass hell yeah

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ApherosyLove
05/02/20 12:21:57 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Not gonna lie that's hot.
;)

NOM posted...
I have a Ravens shot glass hell yeah
AND he's a Raven's fan! marry me?
I have this Raven's mug I use exclusively for mixed drinks. It's opaque and purple so I can't see how much rum I put in before mixing.

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Questionmarktarius
05/02/20 12:21:59 AM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
Crystal is stronger than glass
Crystal will leach lead into your binge drinking.
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NOM
05/02/20 12:40:54 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
;)

AND he's a Raven's fan! marry me?
I have this Raven's mug I use exclusively for mixed drinks. It's opaque and purple so I can't see how much rum I put in before mixing.
You have exquisite taste and should be celebrated for it!!!

Questionmarktarius posted...
Crystal will leach lead into your binge drinking.
This isn't true tell me it's not true???

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