Current Events > A Virginia preacher believed God can heal anything. Then he caught covid.

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xmenhavok
04/27/20 11:38:32 PM
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DeadorDead8
04/27/20 11:39:55 PM
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xmenhavok
04/28/20 10:01:18 AM
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The Trent
04/28/20 10:01:58 AM
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i mean that's not a contradiction?
he caught covid
if his covid heals then he can feel right, God healed his covid

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Kitt
04/28/20 10:02:13 AM
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Squall28
04/28/20 10:03:25 AM
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The Trent posted...
i mean that's not a contradiction?
he caught covid
if his covid heals then he can feel right, God healed his covid


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The Trent
04/28/20 10:04:10 AM
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also i didn't read the article
so maybe the dude did die i don't know

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CableZL
04/28/20 10:05:50 AM
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DevsBro
04/28/20 10:07:40 AM
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The Trent posted...
i mean that's not a contradiction?
he caught covid
if his covid heals then he can feel right, God healed his covid
Or if it doesn't heal, it still doesn't disprove it.

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The Trent
04/28/20 10:10:13 AM
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i scanned the article and dude is saying awesome things like "GOD CAN BRING A SEVERED LIMB BACK HE CAN REGROW YOUR ARM"
that's a God that i can get behind, i want that in my life

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ZEROWOLF
04/28/20 10:11:58 AM
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The Trent posted...
i mean that's not a contradiction?
he caught covid
if his covid heals then he can feel right, God healed his covid

Funny how his wife didnt refuse the dialysis machine request. Seems like science is gonna have to step in to save the day again. Why didnt she just let god work his magic?

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DevsBro
04/28/20 10:12:00 AM
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The Trent posted...
i scanned the article and dude is saying awesome things like "GOD CAN BRING A SEVERED LIMB BACK HE CAN REGROW YOUR ARM"
that's a God that i can get behind, i want that in my life
He absolutely can

Doesn't mean he will

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DevsBro
04/28/20 10:15:51 AM
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ZEROWOLF posted...
Funny how his wife didnt refuse the dialysis machine request. Seems like science is gonna have to step in to save the day again. Why didnt she just let god work his magic?
Some people have it backwards. God is god of everything, including science. Christians who turn down modern medicine hoping for some miracle healing instead have a very limited view of who God is.

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KnightofShikari
04/28/20 10:15:52 AM
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ZEROWOLF posted...
Funny how his wife didnt refuse the dialysis machine request. Seems like science is gonna have to step in to save the day again. Why didnt she just let god work his magic?
no no no you see god invented the dialysis machine and used a human to make it, then god also made all the other medicines and stuff we have. you see, "god works in mysterious ways" means that anything can be attributed to god

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The Trent
04/28/20 10:17:22 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
no no no you see god invented the dialysis machine and used a human to make it, then god also made all the other medicines and stuff we have. you see, "god works in mysterious ways" means that anything can be attributed to god

why you mad tho

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MrMallard
04/28/20 10:17:54 AM
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DevsBro posted...
He absolutely can

Doesn't mean he will
I mean why regenerate lost limbs when you can give babies malaria and AIDS, or create insects who lay their eggs in the eyes of other living animals?

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LastTomorrow
04/28/20 10:18:22 AM
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First of all. He trusted Trump's word. When Trump said dont gather with more than 10 people he still went to Mardi gras or at least went out.

1. Roman's 13 talks about submitting to governing authority. So when the government says a stupid virus is going to kill you then you better listen.
2. Jesus and deuteronomy spoke about not testing the Lord. Don't keep church open.
3. Jesus said when 2 or more are gathered in his name he is there. You dont need to be a church, it's a building. The people are the church. The Lord knows you and everyone else are doing online stuff. He is not blind.
4. The church is a building. Again from 3.
5. Don't idolize and put faith in Trump. Treating Trump like the second coming or a holy figure is blasphemous. Obama was not the anti-christ. Trump is just as much a false prophet as Obama.
6. God did not tell you love guns more than anything. Stop that.
7. The bible is book teaching about God.
8. Your bumper sticker that says 'God, Guns, and Bible' is oxymoronic and blasphemous.

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The Trent
04/28/20 10:20:45 AM
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MrMallard posted...
I mean why regenerate lost limbs when you can give babies malaria and AIDS, or create insects who lay their eggs in the eyes of other living animals?

this doesn't sound like something God would do

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uwnim
04/28/20 10:23:45 AM
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From what I have been told, God made a bet with Satan about whether or not humanity needs God. So currently, while Satan is allowed to interfere, God is to be hands off. He is allowed to interfere again when he decides to end everything.

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DevsBro
04/28/20 10:25:19 AM
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MrMallard posted...
I mean why regenerate lost limbs when you can give babies malaria and AIDS, or create insects who lay their eggs in the eyes of other living animals?
Or just stop them from losing it in the first place.

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Jagr_68
04/28/20 10:29:39 AM
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Dude would've been just fine if he just studied the Winds of God from his colleague Pastor Copeland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2s0nB2VPvs

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IdiotMachine
04/28/20 10:33:57 AM
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I have sympathy for the medical professionals treating these idiots.

They go for their annual street ministry every year, and get sick every year. Landon apparently has bad lungs, and gets bronchitis/pneumonia/asthma attacks on a regular basis. And they still went this year!

Their fervent brand of charismatic Christianity held that God regularly intervened in the world to alter the course of believers physical ailments.

I dont believe there are incurable diseases. God can heal anything, Landon said during an interview at a 2016 motorcycle rally in Daytona Beach, Fla. There are documented cases of God healing AIDS. God can cause limbs to grow out where theyve been chopped off. God can raise the dead.

And then he gets the corona. His wife:
'God was going to heal him

And his believers just prayed; didn't send donations to the hospital, supplies, volunteer, etc... just prayed:
Word of Landons plight had spread through his network of believers, and people began praying for him across the country. There were prayers on the plains of North Texas and in the dying hill towns of southwestern Virginia.

Then doctors inserted tubes through his penis to try to revive his kidneys; but failed and he died.

I know that Jesus was against this, she said. I'm not angry. I know who did it. It's the devil that comes to steal, to kill and to destroy.

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LastTomorrow
04/28/20 1:00:01 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
I have sympathy for the medical professionals treating these idiots.

They go for their annual street ministry every year, and get sick every year. Landon apparently has bad lungs, and gets bronchitis/pneumonia/asthma attacks on a regular basis. And they still went this year!

And then he gets the corona. His wife:

And his believers just prayed; didn't send donations to the hospital, supplies, volunteer, etc... just prayed:

Then doctors inserted tubes through his penis to try to revive his kidneys; but failed and he died.

He tested God, he should've just preached from online. He should've not gone out on the street like that.

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MrMallard
04/28/20 9:07:17 PM
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Reckon this story will go viral?

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FortuneCookie
04/28/20 9:11:01 PM
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ZEROWOLF posted...
Funny how his wife didnt refuse the dialysis machine request. Seems like science is gonna have to step in to save the day again. Why didnt she just let god work his magic?

I've heard fedoras work just as well as N95 masks. From your experience, is there any truth to this?

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UnfairRepresent
04/28/20 9:25:05 PM
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The Trent posted...


why you mad tho

Because it results in death and suffering
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Prestoff
04/28/20 9:29:13 PM
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MrMallard posted...
Reckon this story will go viral?

Probably not, because there's going to be a bigger idiot doing something even more stupid that will replace this.

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Guerrilla Soldier
04/28/20 9:37:15 PM
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DevsBro posted...
He absolutely can

Doesn't mean he will
this was gonna be my response to the TT

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LeperMessiahXX
04/28/20 10:02:24 PM
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I'm a Christian, and I find this shit horrific. If I were a member of his church, I would leave. Good Christian's die every fucking day. I know of a family who devoted their entire life of god, and their little girl died from cancer and from what I remember it wasn't that quick. Did God not love that little girl? Did that family get lost in his paperwork of who should be saved? I can live with the idea that everything that happens is part of a plan, I can see why others on the outside looking thinks that is pure lunacy, but I can live with that kind of talk, but to say God outright saves anyone shits on every single tragic end of life. It forces people away from religion, because this is saying God could have stopped 9/11 but didn't. Why would anyone turn to religion if they think that? What comfort does religion bring to a man suffering as he dies if we have preachers saying "hey lol God can cure you but he says fuck you".

God made man, and he gave man free will. Our fates our ultimately in our hand, there will be no mercy shown from a higher power outside of the actions we take with our free will.
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