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Crashus
04/27/20 12:24:55 PM
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And how good did it feel?

I did a bagel yesterday, not for pleasure, just to see if I could.

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Blightzkrieg
04/27/20 12:25:50 PM
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treewojima
04/27/20 12:26:33 PM
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Humans are a source of food for some animals
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specialkid8
04/27/20 12:28:57 PM
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A fresh bowl of chili.
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Garioshi
04/27/20 12:29:24 PM
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https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/0/6/324406_v1.gif

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Crashus
04/27/20 12:29:28 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
A fresh bowl of chili.

Wasn't it really hot?

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specialkid8
04/27/20 12:33:56 PM
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Crashus posted...
Wasn't it really hot?
Fuck yeah it was
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Crashus
04/27/20 3:18:42 PM
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Damn

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MacadamianNut3
04/27/20 3:21:15 PM
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Was going to be a Whopper Jr but I didn't realize the new ones were so small

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malenz
04/27/20 3:23:02 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...

https://giphy.com/gifs/aZ3LDBs1ExsE8/html5

p.s. never messed with the topic at hand

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p-m
04/27/20 3:28:10 PM
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A watermelon, 5 years ago

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Blue_Inigo
04/27/20 3:28:17 PM
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A McChicken, as God intended

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uwnim
04/27/20 3:29:14 PM
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N/A
Why would I do that?

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LeadPipeCinche
04/27/20 3:29:30 PM
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Pussy.
I ate it first of course.

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Crashus
04/27/20 3:30:24 PM
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p-m posted...
A watermelon, 5 years ago

Chilled or room temperature?

Blue_Inigo posted...
A McChicken, as God intended

Crispy or grilled? I hope you left the drive-thru before setting about it.

uwnim posted...
N/A
Why would I do that?

feelsgoodman.jpg

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malenz
04/27/20 3:30:38 PM
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LeadPipeCinche posted...
Pussy.
I ate it first of course.
please don't eat cats, they are meant as pets

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NOM
04/27/20 3:30:50 PM
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A long time ago I used a banana. It felt good from what I remember.

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Crashus
04/27/20 3:31:28 PM
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NOM posted...
A long time ago I used a banana. It felt good from what I remember.

Care to explain how you stuck your dick into a banana? Is there a WikiHow on this?

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NOM
04/27/20 3:35:49 PM
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Crashus posted...
Care to explain how you stuck your dick into a banana? Is there a WikiHow on this?
Uh, just cut off the top part, squeeze out most of the innards, microwave for a few seconds and... get to it.

Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home.

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Crashus
04/27/20 3:37:44 PM
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NOM posted...
Uh, just cut off the top part, squeeze out most of the innards, microwave for a few seconds and... get to it.

Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home.

ooh, so it's like a fleshlight? I dunno why I had trouble putting that together. >___>

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Freddie_Mercury
04/27/20 3:38:48 PM
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Crashus
04/27/20 3:43:20 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
hot dog bun with ketchup

I can't imagine not having ketchup

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Crashus
04/27/20 5:15:17 PM
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Let's hear some more. I want to spur conversation.

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krazychao5
04/27/20 5:26:14 PM
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NOM posted...
Disclaimer: Do NOT try this at home.
Am i to do this in the workplace kitchen, or...?

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Crashus
04/27/20 5:28:49 PM
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krazychao5 posted...
Am i to do this in the workplace kitchen, or...?

I'm assuming he meant in the store.

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Biscotti
04/27/20 5:30:53 PM
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The biscuit crumbs in your mom's folds.

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Crashus
04/27/20 5:31:26 PM
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Biscotti posted...
The biscuit crumbs in your mom's folds.

Aren't you afraid they're gonna get in your urethra?

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AirFresh
04/27/20 5:36:53 PM
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Hotdog bun tonsee how I faired. Was happy.

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Biscotti
04/27/20 5:37:34 PM
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Crashus posted...
Aren't you afraid they're gonna get in your urethra?

I lubed the tip first.

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Crashus
04/28/20 4:27:14 AM
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I still feel like it would cause some problems.

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TeaMilk
04/28/20 4:51:16 AM
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Crashus
04/28/20 4:52:45 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Sandpaper

You eat sandpaper?!


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WilliamPorygon
04/28/20 4:58:24 AM
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It's been awhile so I can't say for sure, but I want to say a raw egg with the top third of the shell carefully removed?

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