Current Events > How come hot coffee makes me poop but iced coffee doesn't?

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HotLap
04/24/20 2:00:19 PM
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Ill take my answer off the air.

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FabIemaster
04/24/20 2:03:12 PM
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I need to know the answer to this question too.

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ApherosyLove
04/24/20 2:04:00 PM
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Tag

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EnragedSlith
04/24/20 2:04:07 PM
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Your poop gets hot and wants to get in the cold water

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Wii_Shaker
04/24/20 2:04:18 PM
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All coffee makes me poop but hot coffee turns a routine visit to the loo into an emergency.

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monkmith
04/24/20 2:05:02 PM
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your sphincter is sensitive to heat.

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Gakk86
04/24/20 2:05:09 PM
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Because iced coffee has very little coffee, it's mostly milk.

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LeperMessiahXX
04/24/20 2:05:29 PM
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Maybe it has to do with the ice watering down whatever the coffee has that makes you want to poop?
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misterbum
04/24/20 2:24:00 PM
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Seems legit.

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FabIemaster
04/24/20 2:30:19 PM
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One of life's greatest mysteries solved. And of course it came from a guy named "misterbum".

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Politics
04/24/20 2:33:25 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
Because iced coffee has very little coffee, it's mostly milk.

This isn't true at all. You can get black ice coffee. When I worked at Panera Bread we would just brew a pot of dark roast and then put a shit ton of ice in it.

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ThyCorndog
04/24/20 2:38:52 PM
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iced coffee makes me poop too tho

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Giant_Aspirin
04/24/20 2:54:34 PM
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heat speeds up chemical reactions

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Choco
04/24/20 3:07:05 PM
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Politics posted...
This isn't true at all. You can get black ice coffee. When I worked at Panera Bread we would just brew a pot of dark roast and then put a shit ton of ice in it.
i wish this was the standard for iced coffee tbh

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HotLap
04/24/20 3:38:40 PM
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misterbum posted...

Seems legit.

Good to know. But unfortunately the answer only begets another question.

Why dont runners drink a large bowl of cream of mushroom soup instead of coffee? More hot liquid, wider blood vessels, faster blood, and more poop? Makes sense to me.

Ill take my answer off the air.

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Choco
04/24/20 3:52:52 PM
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HotLap posted...
Good to know. But unfortunately the answer only begets another question.

Why dont runners drink a large bowl of cream of mushroom soup instead of coffee? More hot liquid, wider blood vessels, faster blood, and more poop? Makes sense to me.

Ill take my answer off the air.
caffeine

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HotLap
04/24/20 6:58:37 PM
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Choco posted...
caffeine

A good soup is like a shot of adrenaline.

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misterbum
04/25/20 9:10:29 AM
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Hot, creamy soup before a run?

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